Author's Note:
Warning added here for lewd language.

"Um... Where are we?"

"Ah don't know..."

“There ya go girls, I somehow fixed it.” The girls cheer, but I’m listening in on what Mac and Cheerilee are saying.

“Do you remember what happened?”

“Eyup.”

“Um… W-would you like to go out again some time?” Mac maintained a cool face, but any horndog can tell what he’s thinking.

“I would love to Miss Cheerilee.”

“Oh please, call me Cheerilee.”

“Alright, Cheerilee.” The mare giggles. She then looks around and spots us. I look over to the girls, horrified faces on all of ’em.

“*gasp* Ooooooh, you’re in troouuble.” I say it like a first grade would say when a kid got in trouble. They try to make a run for it but Cheerilee stops them.

“Girls!” They freeze. “Are you responsible for what happened?” Applebloom, being the ‘rock’ for the CMC, turns around first.

“Yes Miss Cheerilee. We saw that you didn't have a special somepony, and we thought we can get our cutie marks if we got you a colt friend.”

“Although I do appreciate your concern, that doesn't mean you have to give a love potion.”

“How did you know it was a love potion?” Cheerilee looks at as if I wasn't here a second ago.

“Oh! Streak! Didn't see you there! How are you?” She notices Echo. “*gasp* And who is that cute little thing!?”

“I’m doing just fine Cheerilee. And this is Echo, she’s a bat.” Echo smiles and waves at Cheerily, Cheerily waves back.

“She’s so cute! May I?” She’s reaching at a hoof, I guess to hold her? I look at Echo, Echo looks at me, still smiling. Asking another silent question.

“Go for it.” Echo screeches happily and flies to Cheerilee’s hoof. The purple mare gasps but puts a hoof on top of Echo’s head gently. Making the bat purr, somehow. Fucking different dimension similarities. Some similarities just differ in some ways. Or bats can fucking purr like a cat? Who the fuck knows...

“She’s just adorable!” Cheerilee kept petting Echo while hold-

“How the fuck is she standing on two legs!? Seriously! It’s like she’s still on all fours, but her forelegs are holding Echo. The front of her body is just fucking floating! FUCKING PONY MAGIC!”

“Uh, Streak? Are you okay?”

*Oh yeah, they’re still here.* I look over to Bloom. “I’m ok, why?”

“One of your eyes were twitching.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that.” I look back at Cheerilee and Echo. The teacher still defying the laws of gravity, that time I felt my eye twitch. *If Isaac Newton were here he’d be livid. Speaking of earth...*

"There it is again!"

"Never mind that girls. I need to go, c'mon Echo, I need to take you to Pinkies." Echo looks at excitedly and flies to my shoulder, jumping on it when she lands. "I'll ya all again!" I say as I teleport me and Echo to Pinkies place. Pinks, being the ever-so-lovable pink mass of sugar, hops in my face.

"Hi Streaky! What's up?" Dammit her attitude is so contagious. Makes me smile whenever I get within ten feet of her. Echo screeches and flies into Pinkie's mane, she fucking loves it in there for some reason, the fluffiness must make really cozy in there. "OH! You need me to take care of Echy again?" I nod. "OK! Where are you going anyway?"

"Somewhere Pinks, and don't worry, it'll only be for a while. I'll see ya later Pinks and Echo." We wave to each other as I walk out of sight, in an alley beside the bakery.
. Speaking of earth. “I’ll see ya girls later I need to go do something, c’mon Echo. I need to take you to Pinkie’s.” Echo screeches happily as she flies to my shoulder. Excitedly bouncing on it. “See ya later!” I wave to Cheerily and the CMC as I walk over to Sugarcube corner. It was a short walk there since the park was only a block from the famous bakery. Pinks, being the eternally hyperactive mare she is, sensed my presence and hops in front of me out of nowhere.

“HI Streaky! Hi Echy!” Yup, she gave Echo a nickname. I don’t think the author was even responsible for that.

That’s right, Pinkie being fucking Pinkie.

Thought so, thanks author!

Anytime Streak. Now back to the story.

Right, right…

“Hey Pinks. I need ya to look over Echo for a while.” I say as Echo flies to Pinkies head and crawls into her mane. I’m guessing with all the fluffyness it must be fucking cozy in there. “Don’t worry Pinks, I don’t plan to be gone for long.” Pinkie beams.

”OKAY!” We wave to each other as I walk out of the bakery and out of sight, in an alley next to the bakery. But before I can do any of that Pinks calls me. “WAIT!!” I turn around to look at her.

“What?”

“Are you gonna be around for the welcome party?”

“Definitely.” Pinks beams again and disappears back into the bakery When the coast’s clear I open a portal to my planet. Yes I call it my own planet, I renewed and created my own race of sentient being! Why wouldn’t I do that? Anyway, the portal opened and showed where I last left earth, the exosphere; the point where the atmosphere merges with outer space. I float in space as I look around. I then look at the renewed planet. *It’s only been a month. Lets see how far my new race has evolved.* First I change the time lapse to normal time, if I can still compare it to earth time. I then change into a red and black version of the dragon-fox race. I haven’t created a name for them yet. When I make sure I look like one of them; fur, scales and all, and some modern clothes. Scales for the wings, elbows and knees. Fur for the rest of the body. After That I take a look at the continents, It kinda looks like Pangaea, you know; that one super-big land mass where thee dinos lived on? Yeah, except this one’s more stretched out, covering at least three fourth’s of the planet. *Fuck it.* I decided to teleport to some random place on the giant land mass…

--------->>>>On the ground<<<<---------

*So, this is what happened so far...* I think as I survey the landscape around me. And to me, it looks like mid seventeenth century America. I really can't give a better description than that. I look around me and see that some of them are flying above the buildings, some walking around on the ground. I noticed the clothing style was similar to the seventeen hundreds. I snap my fingers and my clothes go from modern to this current timeline before any one noticed.

"Opsijo mo, rik nxe uho 0ei?" Or someone did, shit. I look at the person who just spoke to me. He's wearing a brownish suit, topped with a classical bowler hat. Brown with white fur and brown scales for the wings.

"What?"

"Nxuk nuj kxuk? A ted'k kxadb A'lo oloh xouht kxuk cudwiuwo."

*Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.* "Um... oh fuck it." I grab the guy's shoulder and teleport us to an alley I saw earlier. When I do that the guy freaks out.

"Nxuk kxo xocc nuj kxuk!? Nxuk uho 0ei!? XO-" I cut him off with a hand to his mouth, losing my disguise. I extend my arm to wrap it around his body to make him immobile. I shush him with a finger to my lips. Even thought he might not get the gesture, he stops squirming either way.

"You may not understand me, but know that you will not be harmed." I know he can't understand me, but he seems to calm down a bit. "Good." *Now to find out how this language works.* I come closer to him and reach out with my other hand, he flinches, but I put my hand on his head. I then use the powers Luna accidentally gave me to enter the males head. When I do so my vision is filled with pure white.

"Nxoho uho no? Nxuk xulo 0ei tedo ke mo!?" I hold up a hand to silence him. I then look through his mind, searching for the alphabet used here. It's just like looking through a computer when I'm connected to one when I think about it. After spending a few minutes looking for it I fucking find it. When in comes into view I get this: u, r, s, t, o, v, w, x, a, z, b, c, m, d, e, f, g, h, j, k, i, l, n, p, 0, q. Oat least that's how I'm seeing it, I compare it to English and figure out how it works. It's really fucking complicated, I can't even give you a description if I fucking wanted to. I'm just going to file it in 'magic that I don't understand'. When I'm done comparing I make a copy of their alphabet, and take the copy with me. Allowing me to speak and understand their language. When I'm done I leave his mind, and let him speak.

"~What was that?~" He asks shakily.

"~I just went into your head to get your language.~"

"~What?~"

"~Never mind that. Where am I?~"

"~Are you going to put me down?~"

"~Are you going to run and scream?~"

"~No.~"

"~Alright.~" My arm slowly retracts as I lower him to the ground. When I release him quivers in place, but regains his composure. "~Before we continue, what is your name and how come you trust me so much?~"

"~My name is Benoit, and I trust you because you look like The Maker.~"

"~The what?~"

"~The Maker; the one who created the us and the world around us. And I think you are him.~"

"~Oh, well. I guess I should say that I am the maker. My name's Golden Streak by the way.~" When I admit who I am, we goes wide eyed and bows. "~Oh please, just because I'm your god doesn't mean you have to act like it.~" *Never thought those words would leave my mouth...*

"~I apologize Ma-, Golden Streak, but I am a very religious man.~"

*They call themselves man and women, huh...* "~Oh, well... Thank you I guess?~" I then remember something. "~I need to go, you're great grand children will be seeing me appear again.~" I open a portal to Equestria and walk through without saying another word, or letting him say or ask anything else.

Before I do anything else I immediately teleport to Sugarcube Corner. Pinks pops out of nowhere again.

"Streaky! You're back! And you did keep your promise!" Echo climbs out of her mane. The second we make eye contact her eyes shimmer with excitement. She screeches loudly and practically bolts out of the cotton candy looking mane. She hits my head with such an impact that it would have made me whiplash. But since I'm still made of metal, that didn't happen. But I still felt the force of the impact, I have no idea how Echo didn't hurt herself doing that. But either way she hugs my head affectionately. Drawing an 'Awwww!' from Pinks. "*GASP* I just remembered! I need to make a new friend with a new somepony in town." She comes close to my ear. How the fuck is she doing that? "In this case, somedonkey." She whispers into my ear, or the side of my head. My ears are positioned on top of my head, anthro remember? Anyway, Pinks bounces off to the back of the bakery, to I'm assuming plane how to make friends with Cranky. And yes, it's a thing between me and Pinks where I perfectly understand what she means. Anyway, I walk out and around Ponyville for a while...

--------->>>>Two hours later<<<<---------

So, I've been walking around or about two hours, a 'hi' or 'hello' from somepony, I respond in kind. I'm just about to head home to play some Minecraft when I sense it; anger. Anger from a source that I can't recognize. I look around and see that some ponies look like they looked in the face of death. That's when it hit me.

"Oh for the love of fuck. Isn't it a little soon for this?" I ask nopony in particular. Well, it was to the cosmos that make up this universe. But I usually don't get an answer, they way I want it anyway. What I got right now was an angry looking Flutters heading my way. "Hey Flutters, what's up?" I ask when shes close enough.

"Don't call me Flutters! That was old Fluttershy. I am NEW Fluttershy! You will call me Fluttershy!" She says, during that little rant her wings flutter as she takes off the ground to get up in my face. Echo's affected by her 'assertiveness', but with me being... me, she knows she'll be okay. When 'New Fluttershy' finishes her little rant I make a retort.

"you dare challenge me? You know full well of what I can do." Flutters doesn't show anything, if anything it looks like she's trying her hardest to not flinch. But in the depths of her light blue eyes, I can see fear. You know, that thing with 'the eyes are the window into the soul' thing? Yeah, it works in this technicolor, talking pony filled world.

"I'm not afraid of you! Iron Will told me to not be afraid of ANYpony! And besides, I know that you wouldn't hurt me no matter what!" She shoves me with a hoof, in reality she pushes herself away from me. My eyes glow red as my finger thin and sharpen to look like knives.

"Wanna bet?" She doesn't even twitch! Man she has some nerve! Even though I can see the pure fear in her eyes. She's just really good at acting.

"Pfffft! You're not worth my time!" She hoovers off to go bother some other poor soul. My eyes region their dull white color and my hands return to normal.

"I'm gonna leave that to the girls. Right now I want to play with blocks." I say to myself as I make my way to my home.

"Hi Streak!"

*Or not...* I turn around and see that Lyra and Bonnie have walked up to me. "Lyra! Bonnie! Long time no see! How's it been?"

"We've been alright."

"We just wanted to see if you can come by Bonnie's for Octavia's rehearsal!"

"When?"

"Tomorrow afternoon." I think for a minute.

"I'll see if I can, I got some stuff to do. You'l know if I have time to show up. Is that all?" They both nod. "You sure?" I look suspiciously at Lyra, she blushes a little.

"Y-yes, I-i'm sure. C'mon Bonnie!" Lyra grabs Bonnie by the hoof and speeds off. Leaving a dust cloud. Me and Echo look at each other knowingly. Wait... you don't know what that was about? Well, let me explain! That time when Lyra asked me to scratch her behind her ears, it's true that it's sensitive there; behind the ears. But it can apparently get to the point where it gets to be orgasmic, if a pony is a little aroused. Yeah, you heard me, orgasmic. Do I have to be more specific? Yes? Ok, Lyra came while I was scratching behind her ears. Regretting that you wanted me to say? Good, you should be regretting it. Anyway, ever since that little event, I've been easing Lyra about it. But not in a mean way, I just make subtle hints to get Bonnie to catch on. Funniest thing to watch Lyra get flustered. Moving on; heading home to fucking play Minecraft! I turn back around to continue my back home.

"Streaky!!" God fucking dammit.

Author's Note

It was kinda hard typing out the scene with Benoit. For obvious reasons... But I still did it! Like and comment like usual! Also, FUCKING REFERENCES!!