Here it is! Fucking Nightmare Night fuckers! And finally I can reveal my costume. I know the ponies won't get the reference but I don't give a shit. Anyway, I dressed up as Alucard for Hellsing Ultimate. But not like him from the pic the author provided.

Just get on with the fucking story.

Fine, anyway, I've been walking around for a while and I spot Twilight. Talking with Luna. I blink to right next to twi.

"Hey Twi, greeting Princess Luna." I went the extra mile and changed my voice to match Alucard's. Just to make ponies like Twi jump. She jumps and looks at me. For a second she's confused. But then recognition takes her face.

"Oh! Hi Streak! I'd like you to meet-"

"Princess Luna, Tis a pleasure to meet you without me being passed out." Luna looks at with confusion. My body is engulfed in red flames and dies as quick as it came, leave the smoking from of my humanoid robot body. Luna's eyes widen.

"Ah Prince Golden Streak! Tis a pleasure to see you too!" She bellows in the fucking traditional Canterlot Voice. Everypony flinches by covering there ears.

"I missed her entrance didn't I?" Twi nods. "God dammit, I really wanted to see that. Where is the chariot she cam in anyway." Twi points to the sky. The chariot with the two thestrals is still in the sky. "Oh. I'll do it later then." I change back into my costume of Alucard with a flash of red fire.

"Do what later?"

"To go look at thestrals, I want to get a good look at one to get a good image to change into later."

"Why do need to do that?"

"You'll see for yourself when it happens. Anyway, I need to help Luna right now." The whole time Luna has been 'talking' to the ponies of Ponyville. I walk up to Luna and place a hand on her shoulder.

"What are thou doing to your highness?" She's beginning to scowl.

"Helping you adjust to the new society." My eyes glow a bright white as I scan and use Luna's magic. And I enter her head. Huh... just like when I do the same thing with a computer. Only difference being that the computer's replaced by a living begin. Anyway, right now i'm inside her head. It's white, fucking pure white everywhere.

"Prince Golden Steak!? What are we doing here!?" She's still using the Canterlot voice.

"I am helping you out adjust to the new vocabulary, and to a new type of society all together."

"How do you plan to 'help, me'!?"

"Like this." I hold out my arms as my eyes glow white again, and like something from a horror movie. Random words fly out from my back, and into Luna's head. And to not make you freak I gave her my extremely censored version of my vocabulary. So fucking profanities will grace her lips. "Before you speak. Do not use the Canterlot voice. Just talk like how I am right now."

"Al-right. How is this!?" She's still yelling.

"Lower the volume and you'll be golden." She nods.

"HOW... Is... this?" I nod approvingly.

"Much better, now back to reality." I snap my fingers and my vision is filled wit black for three seconds. Then the world comes back into view with a couple of blinks. We're still in town square. Luna looks to me, asking a silent question. I nod and she turns to the ponies.

"Citizens of Ponyville! I mean you no harm! I only wish to partake in the festivities!" Then Pinkie had to ruin it.

"*gasp* Nightmare Moon! EVERYPONY RUUUUN!" The ponies around me, Luna and Twi freak out, scream, and gallop away. Leaving the place deserted. My eyes start to glow red.

"God dammit Pinkie. Not is not the time for FUN!!"

"S-streak? What do you mean by 'fun'?" I look at Twi, making her and Luna flinch. I guess my body was losing color.

"Pinkie is only doing that because she thinks it's FUN! When it's only making things worse! She really needs to learn when to say and do things!" I slam a foot into the ground, making a small crater. Luna then speaks.

"Prince Golden Streak? Why does this anger so?" I look at her and regain color and lose the redness in my eyes, and I sigh.

"It's because... I've always admired the night sky. I've always found myself looking at it when I was back on earth. I always felt calm, safe, free. For me, the stars, constellations, and galaxies have always been a safe heaven. A place to go to when I've had a bad day. Besides the blessings I had. Just looking at the night sky was my only source of happiness. And to see the Princess of the night treated as a monster, it makes me VERY angry to see Luna treated as such. She deserves as much respect as Celestia!" In the edge of my vision a red tint started to form. And the air even felt heavy around me. I look over to Luna, and her eyes are glistening.

"Y-you really think of me, and the night sky, like that?" Her voice has gained a soft, but trembling tone to it. I nod and a single tear traces down her cheek. She sniffs and jumps to me, giving me a hug around the chest. "Thank you. That means so much to me." Luna continues to hug me, after a solid minute of being stunned, I hug her back. Stroking her ethereal mane. I didn't say anything. I couldn't find anything to say, it was a rare moment for me, to be left speechless. The three of us stay there in silence. But after seven minutes an idea pops into my head. I gently push Luna away and hold her by the shoulders.

"I just came with the best plan ever." The two look at me intently. "Where's Zecora?"

--------->>>>Tree hours later<<<<---------

Ok,the plan. I told Luna to go to the everfree where the statue of nightmare night but before that she had to announce the Nightmare Night was canceled due to her not being loved like her sister, I then ask Twi where Zecora is, after she told where I blinked to Zecora, and requested that she lead the same group of foals that got scared of Pinkies screaming to the statue, and to put a little show with her special mist. After that I blinked to the field where the famous statue stands. I hide within the shadows and wait for everything to fall into place...

*Fucking finally!* I had to wait half a fucking hour for Zecora and the foals to arrive. Twi And Luna were already and we were making small talk for the first fifteen minutes, then next fifteen were fifteen awkward. but when they did we were just watching Zecora's little show with her special mist. After that the foals made their 'offerings'. Luna changes to Nightmare Moon and uses the Canterlot voice after a foal asks why they have to where costumes and make offerings to Nightmare Moon. The answer is a little cliche though...

"IT IS SO I DON'T EAT YOU!" She flies out into the open and cackles maniacally, clouds swirling behind her in the sky, lightning thundering around all of us. Just as expected Zecora and the foals cower and run away. When they're out of sight Luna changes back to her original form. "I don't think that worked. Why would you make me do this?" Before I can answer Little Pip the Pirate taps Luna on a foreleg. Luna looks down at him.

"Princess Luna? I know you canceled Nightmare Night, but that was the best one i've ever had. So, can you please un-ban Nightmare Night?" Luna smiles a small, warm.

"Of coarse Little one." She turns to the group of ponies that came out of a corner. "Nightmare Night is hereby un-banned." Zecora, Twi and the foals cheer in excitement and the foals run off to tell everypony else. Me and Twi have already come out of our hiding places.

"Ah so it is you two who have created such a ruse."

"Actually, you can thank Streak for the whole thing."

"Whatever, lets just be happy that Nightmare Night wasn't permanently canceled!" The girls giggle a little bit.

"Yes! Let us proceed to the festivities!" And with that, I spend my time buying sweets from Bonnie, getting Skittles back for electrocuting me. Funny thing is that little shock gave me faster reflexes for a short while. And I use that to my advantage; getting Skittles back by launching a pumpkin right to her rump. Covering her ass in orange slime and pumpkin bits she saw it was me and tried to get to me. But I bolted out of there as fast as light. Though that might be an exaggeration of how fast I can go. But it's fucking fast enough to leave Skittles in my smoke. And the rest of the night was spent pranking, scaring, and getting candy.

--------->>>>Two days later<<<<---------

"How in the hay did that happen!?" Apparently the CMC want me to go bowling with them. And now is the time to realize fucking cutie pox! Hooray for knowing the future! Anyway, I power in and blink to the room that housed the teleportation block.

"Ok. First of all: Knock before you enter. Second: Why are you three here?" Do you really want me to be a fucking freak in front of children? I may be a little sadistic but come on!

"WE were ju's wonderin' if ya wanted to come bowl with us!" That is totally not a GTA IV reference when I think about it. *Eh... Why not...* "Sure, ain't got anything planned at all anyway." The girls cheer and run off to the bowling alley. I roll my eyes and bolt off after them. By the time I catch up to them we made it to the bowling alley. The CMC already have their bowling balls (fucking sex joke). I had to pay a couple bits buy a fucking ball. I got it in a shiny golden yellow. Yes I am a little conceded. If you don't know what that word means go look it the fuck up, anyway. The girls and I take a lane and put our names in. Bloom for Applebloom, Belle for Sweetie Belle, Chicken for Scoots, and Streak for me. Guess it must be hard to make fun of my name... Sweetie is the first to bowl. She pushes the ball in front of the lane with a hoof and then pushes really hard with her snout. The ball rolls down the center of the lane, but at the end it goes into the gutter without hitting a pin. But Belle takes it in stride and smiles. I think I know why, and you'll see right now. Next to bowl was Scoots. She positions the ball at the beginning, turns around so that her rump is facing the ball, looks at it from between her legs (god dammit that sounds so wrong), and kicks the ball really hard with a hind leg. The ball then sails and hit the wall above the lane that we were using, and ricochets off of it right at me. By now most of the ponies around us have noticed where the ball is going and gasped.

I hold out my right hand before and stop the ball before it hits me, not moving or flinching like an absolute badass. While still holding it in my hand, I walk to Scoots and set it next her. I smirk taking my face. Scoots cheeks tint a light red, puts on a huge smile, and side steps out of sight. Right behind a rack of bowling balls. Next up is Bloom! She pushes the ball into place and tries to grab it with her mouth It looks really fucking stupid, but funny at the same time. After three failed attempts she finally somehow gets grabs the ball with her mouth, but as she tries to pick it up she does so, but has a hard time holding it. Good thing she spat it out at the pins before she really hurt herself. We all see the ball go down the lane and hit a strike.

"Look! You got a bowling cutie mark!" A random mare says.

"Really!?" She cranes her neck to look at her flank, so do the other two. But frown at the lack of a mark. "If that wasn't for me, then who was it for?" The CMC look over to see a bowling team of foal praising a colt that got his cutie mark in bowling. "Oh..." She looks downcast. But still makes a mask of happiness. "Streak! Your turn!" Wow she's good at acting. I grab my ball prepare to roll it. I set position myself, aim down the middle, and let my arm swing back. I take a little lunging step and swing towards the pins. The ball leaves my hand and rolls down the lane. And I turn around before I can see whether the ball hit the pins or not. A little habit that I adopted when I used to bowl on earth. It has been so fucking long since I last bowled. I look at the girls faces to see whether I hit any pins or not. Their faces at first are confused, but then go to awed shock.

*Did I make a strike?* I turn and face the lane, and look at the pins. There are NO pins standing. *I guess I still got it.* "Huh... That's surprising."

"Why is it surprising?"

"Because it's been years since I last went bowling. And before you ask on my world talents can die if you don't use them in a long while."

"That IS surprising then."

"Where you come from you can lose your special talent?"

"For my people, it's one talent. And my kind can have more than one talent."

"That's... Cool." By now the girls are already leaving the alley. And Bloom looks down in the dumps.

"Hey Applebloom." She looks at me. "I have some advice for ya." She perks up a bit. "One: Patience is key. And B: Zecora might be help full. That's all. See ya girls later." I wave to them as I walk in the other direction. The girls wave back and go their separate ways; Sweetie back the boutique, Scoots to... wherever the fuck she lives, and Bloom to Zecora's place. And I just decided to walk around Ponyville for a while. Being in Equestria for the better part of a year can get anyone to become less of a shut-it. Because I was a fucking shut-in. An this place has gotten me to come out more often. The best thing is that I only have to walk around and something entertaining will happen.

"Hi Streak!" See what I mean?

"Hey Lyra, long time no see. What's up?" *It has been a while since we last spoke...*

"Nothing much, just studying on human mythology."

"You realize you're talking to fucking human right?" Lyra's cheeks tint red.

"Yes, I know. I just wanted to ask you a few questions."

"Ok, i'm game. But on one condition; I get to ask questions too." Lyra puts a hoof to her chin. She then nods, a grin plastered on her face.

"That sounds fair! Come with me and we can get started!" Lyra leads me back to Bonnie's candy shop, then to the back room. And apparently to an upstairs area. Never fucking guessed Bonnie and Lyra lived upstairs from Bonnie's shop. And they even share the same room! Maybe they're more than just friends...

"So, you and Bonnie share the same room?" She nods. "And you two hang out a lot?" She nods again. "How long have you two been together?"

"About fo-" Her mouth closes with a click. "How did you know that? We haven't told anybody!"

"You just told me, anyway *clap* lets get this Q an A started!"

Author's Note

Typing for Luna and Zecora fucking sucked. But is was WORTH IT! And sorry again for being late to posting, family and sickness got int the way.