Liberty Prime Invades- I Mean, Saves Equestria

Liberty Prime Invades- I mean, Saves Equestria

Part Two, New Objectives!

Sitting upon heaven’s cloud floor was a large red couch; sitting on this couch was the divine figure of God, who was stuffing his face with doritos while staring at an enormous 100” flat screen 4D TV. The TV was displaying a handful of colourful Ponies.

A puff of red smoke appeared behind God, followed by the appearance of Satan, who was holding a six pack of beer in one hand and several bags of doritos in the other.

“Hey, how’s it going brah?” Satan asked.

“Oh, you know, God stuff. Giving people cancer and not bothering to fix anything. I wonder when they’ll get the message that I just don’t give two fucks.”

Satan chuckled. “Funniest part is that they think hell is where the bad people go.” He hen hopped onto the couch and sat next to God. “So, what’re we watching today?”

“I just sent a giant death robot to a world in which the concept of chaos is pink clouds that rain chocolate milk.” God said through a mouthful of doritos.

“Sheesh. Huh, who made that world anyways?”

God froze in mid-munch. “I... I actually don’t know.”

“Gah, let’s just see what happens.” Satan then cracked open a beer.

Twilight Sparkle stared up at the enormous machine that loomed over her. Cold sweat was running down her face and her legs were about to give up on her. The machine was made solely out of metal and had a single bright blue slit as an eye. On one of its shoulders lay the unconscious figure of Applejack, her tongue lolling out of her mouth and leaving a trail of saliva running down the machine’s body.

Pinkie Pie was still in the same position as before, her jaw extended far beyond possible measures and stuck on the ground. Next to her was Spike, whose face was smeared with food and was staring up at the machine as well.

Save for them, there was nopony else in the vicinity.

“SMALL EQUINE OF PURPLE PIGMENTATION! MY ANALYSIS INDICATES THAT YOU POSSESS AN ABNORMALLY HIGH LEVEL OF CHOLESTEROL AND SEVERAL POCKETS OF FAT IN YOUR BODY! YOU ALSO POSSESS POOR HYGIENE AND MEDIOCRE HAIR STYLE! YOUR RETINAL STATUS INDICATES THE NEED FOR GLASSES!”

Twilight’s eyes and ears twitched.

“BY ALL MEANS, YOU ARE WHAT IS QUALIFIED AS A ‘NERD’, OR ‘INDIVIDUAL WITH HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL IQ’! IS THIS CORRECT!?”

“Y-yes...” She smiled widely, despite being called fat.

“EXCELLENT! I AM IN NEED OF ACCURATE LOCATIONAL DATA!”

“Uh... I see.” Twilight said as she wiped a bead of sweat from her brow. “Well, you’re in Equestria, or Ponyville, to be more exact. Allow me to introduce ourselves; my name is Twilight Sparkle,” she pointed at herself, “this here is Pinkie Pie,” she pointed a hoof at Pinkie, who was still in the same position, “this my my assistant, Spike,” she pointed at the food-covered dragon, “ and the Pony in your shoulder is Applejack-”

“APPLEJACK!? DO YOU MEAN ‘JUSTICE’!?”

“Mah name’s Applejack!”

Everyone turned to see the farm Pony standing atop the machine’s shoulder, glaring angrily at its single eye. She then looked down at Twilight. “Hey! Help me get down from ‘ere!”

Twilight nodded and began to focus her magic around Applejack. She was about to bring her down when the machine wrapped one of its hands around her.

“NEGATIVE!”

“Aw come on!”

Twilight pulled and pulled, but it was all wasted effort. The machine was not going to let go anytime soon. The machine then stomped the ground angrily, causing Pinkie Pie to tumble and fall to the side like a brick. It then lowered itself, looking right at Twilight.

“WHO IS YOUR LEADER!?”

“L-Leader?” Twilight stuttered, “W-Well, we have two Princesses-”

“WHAT!?!?”

“Y-Yes, Princess Celes-stia a-and Princess Luna!” She smiled.

The machine stood upright again, holding Applejack in its hand. It gazed towards the mountain where Canterlot was.

“FEAR NOT, SMALL EQUINES. I, LIBERTY PRIME, WILL BRING THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT TO YOUR ALREADY PRECIOUS LAND, WHICH WILL MAKE IT EVEN MORE PRECIOUS!”

“A-And that is?” asked Applejack.

"DEMOCRACY!"