Liberty Prime Invades- I Mean, Saves Equestria

Liberty Prime Invades- I mean, Saves Equestria!

Part Two: Marching Forward!

Allah appeared out of nowhere with an audible *Pop* sound. He walked over to where God and Satan where; sitting in front of an enormous 4D TV while munching on doritos and drinking beer.

“Hello guys!” he said, with a heavy arabic accent, “Am I late to the par-tay?”

God turned around, “Oh, hey Allah. How’s it going?”

“Like shit, bro. People are still killing themselves thinking that I will give them virgins and whatnot.” Allah sighed, “They always start crying when I tell them it was some bullshit myth, and then I just give them a bunch of white nerds as compensation.”

“Ouch.” said Satan.

“Well then, take a seat. Shit’s about to hit the fan down in Equestria.” said God, pointing at a nearby fan and a bucket of poo, as to be more literal.

Twilight watched as the gigantic machine walked towards Canterlot, ignoring Applejack’s calls for help. She remained in this state for a few minutes, before asking, “Spike, what the fuck just happened?”

“I’ve no idea.” Spike said, poking Pinkie Pie with one of his claws, causing her to tip over and fall to the ground. Pinkie’s jaw was still extended far beyond possible measures, and she was still in a frozen state.

“Well at least she’s not dead.” Spike mumbled, “Anyways, what do we do now?”

“I don’t know... I think... Spike, am I really fat-”

“Yes.”

“Hey!” Twilight looked at Spike, frowning, “You don’t need to be that blunt!”

“Fine...”

Twilight glared at Spike for a moment, then sighed, “We should go get the girls...” she said, walking over in the direction of Rarity’s boutique. Meanwhile, Spike too a hold of the frozen Pinkie Pie and began dragging her along.

“Help! Somepony!”

“JUSTICE! BE QUIET!”

Liberty Prime kept walking along the road towards Canterlot, holding Applejack in his hand. No matter how hard she squirmed and yelled, it seemed that there was no immediate way to be free from the machine’s grasp.

Several hours passed, and Applejack was already tired. She had simply decided to hang limply from Liberty’s hand, but it did not stop her stomach from growling at her.

“I’m hungry....”

Liberty Prime suddenly stopped walking, and looked at Applejack. He then knelt down and extended his arm, holding Applejack near a patch of grass.

“EAT!”

“Grass? Seriously?” Applejack looked up at Liberty with a defiant expression.

“HORSES EAT GRASS! YOU ARE A HORSE!”

“Horse!?” Applejack was taken aback by Prime’s comment, “I’m not a horse, I’m a Pony!”

“A MINIATURE HORSE!”

“PONY!”

“HORSE!”

“PONY!”

“HORSE!”

“Ugh, fine....” Applejack took a bite out of the grass and began chewing. Several servings of grass later, Liberty stood up and continued walking.

“So you’re saying, that a huge, bi-... pedal? Yeah, that a huge bipedal metal thing took Applejack, and is now heading to Canterlot to give us this ‘Democracy’ thing? What’s a ‘Democracy’?”

Rainbow Dash looked quizzically at Twilight, who had finished writing a letter and gave it to Spike, who exhaled a green flame and sent it over to Celestia. Nearby, Rarity and Fluttershy were poking Pinkie Pie, who after all this time, was still frozen in the same position.

“Yes, and I have no idea what a ‘Democracy’ is, so don’t ask.” Twilight looked over to the direction of Canterlot. “I just sent the Princess a warning and a request for a chariot, we should have nothing to worry about.”

“Are you sure? I mean, that thing was huge!” Spike exclaimed.

“Yes Spike, I’m sure. We are the elements of harmony, there is nothing we can’t accomplish!” Twilight struck a heroic pose, while a gentle breeze made her hair flutter.

“What does ‘Accomplish’ mean?” Asked Rainbow Dash.

“Ugh....” Twilight let her head hang down, “Let’s just wait for the chariot to arrive....”

“I hope Applejack’s okay...” Fluttershy whispered.

Meanwhile, inside Celestia’s room, a silver mist floated to one of the windows and materialized into a scroll. It was then carelessly thrown into a pile of similar scrolls.

“It must be another one of her friendship reports...” Celestia said, “I should really get to reading those.” The Princess rolled her eyes, finishing her cup of tea. “Anyways! Time for my chocolate bath.” She walked into her bathroom, closing the door behind her.