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No More Heroes: Friendship is Fucked!!

by wingdingaling
Travis Touchdown has quit the assassination business and is trying to get his life back to normal. This plan falls apart when he receives a phone call from someone who claims to be royalty from a country he never heard of. One built on friendship.

Travis has just killed Jasper Batt Jr. and was just thrown onto the curb from the back of his own motorcycle by the woman he loved (and made freaky luchador/yoga love to). Travis had made a promise that he would no longer kill for no reason. This new lifestyle is immediately put to the test when he gets a phone call from someone calling herself Celestia, ruler of Equestria, beckoning Travis to protect what she calls 'the elements bearers,' and the No More Hero is revved back into action!

Complete
Romance
Comedy
Adventure
Crossover
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
 
PSPM

122727 words: Estimated about 10 hours to read
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22 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: A Royal Invitation 2015-01-22 09:55:23 UTC
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  2. Chapter 1: Federal Agent Marion Glastits 2015-02-05 10:00:52 UTC
    5182
  3. Chapter 2: Flutterbutt the Pissed-Off Butterfly 2015-02-16 08:24:42 UTC
    5989
  4. Chapter 3: Sultry Assassin Sisters Peaches and Cream 2015-03-11 07:14:25 UTC
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  5. Chapter 4: Mare Troubles 2015-03-18 20:48:13 UTC
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  6. Chapter 5: Noble Choices 2015-04-02 08:15:16 UTC
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  7. Chapter 6: Coming to Terms 2015-04-11 08:14:57 UTC
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  8. Chapter 7: Griffin of Honor Gina Talon 2015-04-18 07:38:28 UTC
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  9. Chapter 8: Pounding Brews 2015-04-22 03:47:10 UTC
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  10. Chapter 9: Terrible News 2015-04-26 04:08:27 UTC
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  11. Chapter 10: Home Invaders 2015-05-05 07:14:38 UTC
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  12. Chapter 11: Next Assassin (Naming Them Would be a Spoiler) 2015-05-12 06:14:36 UTC
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  13. Chapter 12: Making New Friends 2015-05-17 03:57:13 UTC
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  14. Chapter 13: Still Trying to Make Friends 2015-05-21 07:27:01 UTC
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  15. Chapter 14: First Lessons of Combat 2015-05-25 03:54:55 UTC
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  16. Chapter 15: Dreams in Darkness 2015-05-28 03:53:33 UTC
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  17. Chapter 16: Things Change 2015-06-02 05:58:48 UTC
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  18. Chapter 17: Crossing Paths 2015-06-08 03:51:20 UTC
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  19. Chapter 18: A Few Happy and Unhappy Reunions 2015-06-13 03:40:53 UTC
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  20. Chapter 19: Master Planner 2015-06-29 01:39:06 UTC
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  21. Epilogue: A Royally Kick Ass Party 2015-06-30 04:19:36 UTC
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  22. Extended Epilogue: Where Are They Now 2015-07-01 01:50:54 UTC
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