A Murder of Crows

by Jsyrin
"If I had a bit for everytime someone made fun of my name.... I'd be a very rich man" – Crow Murder, on the subject of his name.

When a teenage assassin with seemingly no morals gets blown the hell up and sent to Equestria, what else can there be but pandemonium?

Well, at least he's leashed to the throne. Too bad the throne is used to shady policies and assassinations. Too bad the queen is a neurotic mess of a purple alicorn.

Too bad the kid got stuck as a retainer for the crown.

"Sucks to be you, Crow, now suck it up and stand still, I wanna knock that apple off your head."

"Screw you, Dash. Screw you too."

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20922 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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11 Chapters:

  1. Once Upon a Midnight Dreary 2015-01-05 05:55:59 UTC
    2457
  2. While I Pondered, Weak and Weary 2015-01-20 05:27:41 UTC
    1399
  3. Over a Quaint and Curious Volume of Forgotten Lore 2015-03-02 06:02:05 UTC
    1602
  4. While I Nodded, Nearly Napping 2015-03-02 06:03:58 UTC
    7231
  5. Suddenly There Came a Tapping 2015-03-15 23:55:12 UTC
    2308
  6. As of Someone Gently Rapping 2015-03-16 00:14:57 UTC
    207
  7. Rapping at My Chamber Door 2015-04-17 20:17:29 UTC
    2936
  8. "Tis Some Visitor," I Muttered, 2015-07-24 04:15:56 UTC
    2406
  9. "Tapping At My Chamber Door– 2015-07-24 06:11:56 UTC
    140
  10. "Only This, And Nothing More." 2015-07-24 09:45:51 UTC
    227
  11. Ah, Distinctly I Remember 2015-07-27 03:29:21 UTC
    9