Another Night at Freddy's.

Bonnie: hey nice hat!

Freddy:thanx

Bonnie:I was being sarcastic

Freddy: Well I stole your face!

*meanwhile in FNAF 2

Bonnie: I wan-n-my my f-fa-- ace back.

Freddy: go-go-go away Bonnie! No one l-l-likes you!

Toy Chica: But I like him...

Freddy:like I said noone likes you.

Mike:...ummmm I'm just gonna... Go talk to Jeremy...

Foxy:YOU ARE A P-P-PIRATE!

Toy Freddy: shut up!

Mangle: I'll just be goin with mike now...

Toy Bonnie: haha! You don't have a face!

Toy Freddy: Bonnie shut up right now or I'll make sure that you look worse then your faceless counterpart!

Chica:TELL ME IM PRETTY!

Goldie:....pizza...

The Marionette:.....

Bonnie: So.. You like me?

Toy Chica: Yeah...

Balloon Boy: Hi! *Waves to Toy Chica, Spots Faceless Bonnie*

Balloon Boy: ... *Faints*

Chica: WHERE ARE MY HANDS?!

The Mangle: You don't have any anymore.

Chica: BUT I WANT TO BE PRETTY.

The Mangle: Stop Shouting!

Chica: WHY?

Golden Freddy: ... Why is there a picture of me on pancakes covered in syrup and labeled 'Butter Freddy'?

Toy Bonnie: Who cares?! It's funny!

Toy Freddy: Shut up Bonnie.

Toy Bonnie: Bu--

Toy Freddy: Shut the fuck up.

Toy Bonnie: W--

Toy Freddy: Shut the fuck up.

Marionette: ...Mike! Come here! Wind up my music box so I can basically get drunk. I need this right now.

Mike: ... *Winds up Music Box*

*Marionette falls asleep instantly in his present box*

Endoskeleton: HEY! I'm supposed to be at the bottom, not you!

*Cute snoring*

Endoskeleton: C'mon! You're laying on my suit's ear, there.

Golden Freddy: Who's laying on my ear? *Goldie's covered in maple syrup ( http://rebornica.tumblr.com/image/99824723294 )*

Endoskeleton: It's in the box. *Reaches in* I CAN'T GRAB THE EAR. Oh, wait, there we go. *Screws in ear*

What the fuck are you covered in?

Golden Freddy: Syrup. Maple Syrup.

oh don't worry Chica...he he... I know exactly how to make you pretty,*grabs shotgun* say PIZZA! *Foxy taps my shoulder*

Foxy: Arrg,*lean in and whispers* what do ye think ye be doin-FLESHBAG-pyro?

Um.....making Chica pretty?....with a shotgun...?

Foxy:ya know....you could ju-ju-just repair her...right?

Well as the situation goes with Bonnie, no one likes her.

Foxy:-I OUTTA GUT YOU RIGHT NOW PIG!-

Eh eh! There's no need for that he he. Um...Goldie can you get a tool box?

Goldie:*licks syrup from his fingers* of course

Meanwhile in the arcade/game room

Toy Freddy:throw him throw him!

Mike: ITS NO FUCKING USE!

Toy freddy:YEAH HA HA!

Mike:*kills sonic* UR DEAD SON! UR MUTHERFUCKING DEAD SONIC. MIKE WINS!

Toy freddy:*starts shivering and askin someone to call the police*

Mike: MIKE WINS, SILVER WINS, SONIC WINS

Toy freddy:*more mumbling*

Mike:*sees freddy not looking at him* WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING AT ME?! WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING AT ME??

Toy Freddy: I'm actually really scared!

Meanwhile

Marionette: Jeremy, tell me a story.

Jeremy:ummmm

Toy Bonnie: ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WERE TWO ANIMATRONICS NAMED CHICA! THEY WERE SO PRETTY THAT THEY MADE THE TOP HUMAN MODELS JEALOUS! and they both became badasses I'm a pizzeria, the end.

Toy Freddy & old freddy: SHUT UP POTATO HEAD!

The final meanwhile!

Ok Chica I've modified your suit so that you look better then toy Chica.

Toy Chica:YOU DID WHAT?!

I made old Chica a MUTHERFUCKING SEXY BITCH THATLL GET ALL THE GUYS!

Toy Chica:*grabs me* Modify.Me.NOW!

*puts on glasses* No.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

The Arcade

Mike: Wait, the security cameras are recording, right?

Toy Freddy: Yeah.

Mike: Oh God, my anger and rage was recorded. It'd be embarrassing if someone uploaded it to YouTube, or something.

*The sound of something hitting a keyboard is heard in the security office*

Mike: What the fuck was that?

???: MeeeM!

Toy Freddy: Huh?

???:MeeM MeM MeeeM!

*Mike rushes to the office, finds cardboard cutout of German Field Medic slapping random keys with its face*

MeeM: HuuH?!

Mike: What t-- ARE YOU UPLOADING THAT CLIP?!

MeeM: NothhtoN susppsus heeh, uhhu....

Mike: JEREMY!

Jeremy: Quick, what's the situatio-- what the hell is that?

Toy Freddy: Living cardboard?

Mike: It's uploading my rage!

Toy Bonnie: That'll be funny!

Jeremy: DEAR GOD FUCK WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Marionette: Who gives a shit?

Jeremy: He nearly gave me a heart attack!

Mangle: What's happening?

Toy Bonnie: I walked in and nearly gave the poor skrub a heart attack.

Mangle: Meh.

MeeM: HiiH.

Mangle: MeeM, meem TooT BonnoB, TooT FreerF, JereJ, and MiiM. OO, anna MarionoiraM.

Mike: What the fuck?

Mangle: He speaks in a weird fashion. His regular name is 'Medic' but the way his kind speaks involves the words being reversed halfway though, making it sound weird.

MeeM: YeeY.

Mike: I'll take that as a confirmation.

MeeM: ThaahT.

Meanwhile...

The Kitchen.

The Chicas have gotten bored and started making burgers.

Or, at least, started playing a burger making simulated with the most broken video game physics in history.

3 Minutes in.

Chica: Cue the epic orchestra music!

Another 2 minutes in.

Chica: I CAN'T GRAB THE CHEESE! Oh, wait, there we go!

Toy Chica: ....We need more bacon!

30 seconds later.

Chica: WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THE BACON?!

Toy Chica: Wait, oh! Uh... Just...

A player had joined earlier, one that the two had appointed 'Manager.'

Chica: Don't try to hide it, he knows you burnt that shit!

The 'Manager's' arms are outstretched, the player trying to grab something, a plate flips, smashing in the process.

Chica: See how he flipped that plate? That was out of anger.

Toy Chica: He's judging us all for this one accident!

4 minutes later.

More players have joined by now.

Toy Chica: Why are there so many employees?!

Chica: I feel like I'm in line at the Apple Store right now, what the fuck.