Okay so I may or may not be typing on the school computers so no really smutty anything. maybe. possibly. you know what screw school.

"Uh, photo do you really want me to carry this across the school campus?" Pixel Pizzazz said as she held a box that had a cover resembling erotic tools. "I mean the box doesn't even have a top."

(In this Photo doesn't have an accent and her name is screwed up, enjoy.)

Photo Phinish perked her head up at this comment and frowned. "Listen Pixel we need advertisements for our productions, and my site is on the box so when the boys see this and raise a tent they'll go home and pay for my content." Photo said with great enthusiasm.

"But why would they pay five dollars for some porn when its all free anyway?"

"Because my shows have intriguing characters and story lines, and if they can't spare a few dollars then they are cheap. Oh and take violet shes like your duckling towards you.”

“wow, wonderful observation skills, although I am just dying to get her off of me.” Pixel said as she looked down at her legs where a half asleep violet haired girl gripped at her legs. Not wanting any more talk out of Photo Phinish she decided to get going and take the supplies to the assigned room. Violet just trailed behind her not saying anything.

“Hey everyone; look, Celestia and Luna are going at it!” Pixel heard down the hall near the principle office and vaguely saw her principles scrambling on the floor. She then pulled out her phone and dialed photo's number.

*Yes what do you want you left the room less than a minute ago.*

“Just thought you'd want to know the principles are having public sex.” She then hung up and began making her way to her destination. On her way, nothing happened she made it to the other side of the school. Once at her destination she placed the box down inside were actually pretty mundane things she was supposed to deliver to Pinkie Pie, the most controversial item in box was her mini-party-poppers that resembled mini guns just, smaller. After spending two entire minutes examining the contents of the box she noticed that an immediate release of tension was released from her forearm, she was shocked by this but thought that Violet had simply fallen asleep it wouldn't be the first time this would have happened, so didn't respond accordingly. After less than a second she noticed that all tension of being grabbed had been released from here arm. This shocked her a lot more than before so in a small panic she turned around to find violet walking out of the gym and ran after her.

Lets change something here OK? OK. What about a different show on a different channel. Regular Show. Also violets POV.

I was nearly asleep but then I noticed something that caught my attention, it was either dark skin or pale I couldn't tell but it was also red so I had to follow it. Red being my favorite colour of course, even though my name is violet. So I get up and walk away from my safety-zone and follow after it, turning the corner I see my friend Pixel get up and chase after me so I decide to run also, this is a fun game after all. After thirty seconds of running, I get tired and stop resting my head on this brown wall that's pretty lumpy and feels more like a vest. I'm eventually pushed away and stumble backwards into Pixel; again, I decide not to try to walk on my own using my legs without support is much harder than just leaning and being dragged. I lazily cling my arms around her neck and expect to be carried and just as I suspected she began carrying me. Where to was probably class it doesn't matter I will just be asleep anyway, while she carries me I decide to pull a prank and take off her bra which is really a good thing, I can see it hurts her allot most of the time when exercising. This is also boring; she didn't have ant reaction to this, instead of going to class she takes me to another one of my friends Twilight. Twilight is being surrounded by many more of her friends trying to get clothes on her, but most of them are guys so it's really ineffective, Pixel just adds to the circle of people surrounding her me being only a few inches away from Twi.

“Here.” I say blankly handing her the bra I pulled off of Pixel. I drop off Pixel's back and walk behind Twilight and began tightening the straps, at least this bra fits Twilight. She smiles at me then turns around trying to get the attention of the one with the brown vest. I suppose she wants to talk to him. Most of the boys calm down; while not knowing where it came from, they were glad that she had a bra on that cleared up one of their problems, but I don't think I could sneakily take off Pixel's panties. I have tried it before; usually when I get bored during class and she leans forward revealing most of her backside, she hasn't noticed that part yet cause no one will ever point it out.

But right now Pixel is distracted and worried about public nudity, during this time I also see Photo Phinish running as fast as she can with her camera and tripod because we weren't there to help her carry that stuff. Down the hall I can also see a half naked Rainbow Dash stumbling down the hall, so I go over to her.

“Hey Rai-.” My sentence was cut off short.

“Whats the worst legal thing you can do to kids?” she asked with a little bit of a quiver in her voice.

“You can sue them or you could make an account with their credit card and sign them up for really expensive subscriptions, or you could tell on them to their parents. Personally I'd go for the ladder.” I tell her blankly. She just gives me a weird expression, and walks off. I can also tell Pixel's bra would go much better on her, shes almost flat!

I walk around aimlessly after that and eventually I have no idea where I'm at. I seem to be on the football field for no reason, and all the girl teams seem to be out here right now. That means that school has been out for more than an hour, I think. I slowly walk myself back into the school and head into the gym where a certain meeting of some kind; I'm not sure really, is being held it consisted of only around fifth teen people. Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo, Applebloom, Celesta, Luna, Discord, Twilight, and Pixel.

(ha I just wasted an entire sentence on names, hehehehehe screw you word count!)

“Fist, I mean First! I will address all off the offenses that happened in the school today.” Luna said slowly. “Fluttershy,: coming to school with an obvious fact of no undergarments and not wearing clothes that properly covered your body, molesting Dash here in the hall, almost starting a publicly viewed sex act, and that's about it for you. It seems after you went with the cheerleaders you went back to being a respectable citizen.” Luna said causing Shy to blush a deep red and burrow into her yellow sweater. It was kind of cute.

(P.S. No ones POV now.)

“Scootaloo, Sweetie bell, and Applebloom. You three will all be sent to a juvenile delinquency centre.” Luna said again causing the older ones to almost jump having not known nothing of why they were called there. Both of the older sisters asking why.

“This issue will be sent to court to find out the length of the punishment. The reason for this is that Rainbow here came to us very bruised and beat up asking to see the security tapes of the library. Upon doing so we found footage that she was raped without consent by bondage.”

“Well I for one want to see the tape and before it to find out if it was rape!” Said Rarity. Everyone of them watched the tape except for the part where Adagio came over.

“So that's where my personal rope tying book went to, you little stack of hay!” Applejack yelled at Applebloom. And Rarity was just keeping Sweetie's arms behind her back pulling her arm higher when she asked to be let go. As for Rainbow dash she was laughing hysterically almost out of breath.

“Man that was even funnier the second time you really thought that’s how its done? Hehehehehe, man you never even looked this stuff up did you?” Dash asked Scootaloo.

“Nah all we found was stuff from Applejack's book and this other one called Fifty Shades of Grey.” Said Scootaloo taking all of this rather well like it was just another day talking to her hero. It's rather strange. “So your not mad at me for doing this?”

“Oh no, I am furious with you, you little knucklehead! Get over here!” Rainbow Said as she pulled the little one over to her and scuffed up her hair as if they were siblings. All around them were the two real siblings that were being punished was laughter, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Fluttershy, Discord, Pixel, and even violet in the back where no one noticed her.

“Before we continue what is your relationship between you two?” Luna asked after settling down from the laughing.

“My sister!” Scoots.

“Used to be like a Daughter.” Dash.

They both said at the same time. Causing Scootaloo to look up at her and slap herself in the head. “Fuck me! I'm an idiot, now that's ruined”

“Language young lady say that again and I'll ground you.” Dash said hitting Scootaloo in the head.

“Ow! That hurt!” She said laughing it off.

“Speaking of kids, Discord where is Screwball?” Fluttershy asked Discord causing a wide scale amount of shock to be sent through the room.

“shes fine don't worry. Shes really liking it over at my house.” Discord said. “Shes probably eating noodles around this time, I called home earlier and told her I won't be home for awhile.”

“Fluttershy darling, whats he talking about?” Rarity said being the first one to get the words out.

“Oh right, I never told anyone else but Pinkie, sorry.” Fluttershy said rather scared. “Screwball is my child.”

“What was that dearie?”

“She said that screwball is our child.” Discord said making everyone either shocked or scarred, I would vote for the ladder. Everyone began yelling at discord and threatening him.

“Ah knew you were no good you varmint!” yelled Applejack being the only one that could make out her words clearly.

“What if I told you that Screwball is five?” Discord said calmly leaning back in his chair.

Now Violet couldn't hide in the back anymore; she was laughing hysterically and was found after knocking some boxes over in the back of the gym, those boxes being the one she 'helped' bring over with pixel.

-_ten minutes later_-

No nothing important happened within those few minutes. This is only for word count.

“Moving on the children's definite punishment will be decided later. Twilight, we do not care about what your personal choices at home are but habits like yours should not be brought onto school grounds. The reason your here is that you came to school without any attire at all, you could be arrested for this you know.” Celestia said.

“Yes ma'am I understand, I didn't realize it sooner and for that I am sorry.” Twilight said.

“But your first choice was to go immediately to discord without being the least bit discreet. At least enough 'friends' were able to crowd around you and get you into clothes, by the way, I hope you plan on washing those.”

“Yes.” She said wearing a baseball uniform.

“Pixel, being the last one around and product of association, nothing you need to worry about. You will just need to go to the counselor's office and get talked to about what people to hang out with next week.”

“Discord and Violet, you two just decided to come here, but you really should not be on school grounds.” Celestia said pointing to Discord.

He shrugged.

Author's Note

I typed this entire thing at school getting like five minutes a day to type, heck I'm uploading this at school. P.S. just list background ponies in the comments so i can include them. (somehow)