Sorry for making this chapter, I got bored for finals so I made this. And have not actually typed anything at this point so... let's get too it. (Oh God)

“So what about you two? Don't you have something else to tell us?” Discord asked smugly. Causing embarrassment to come onto the sisters faces.

“Ah, yes.” Celestia started. “My sister and I have (Ahem) been caught committing a public sex act, but we have a great cover up so we are not being fined or fired.”

“How did you do that?” Twilight asked.

“You all know Photo Phinish, correct?” Luna asked, causing Pixel to face-palm herself.

“How would that help in this situation?” Asked Twilight.

“Well, it's a quite interesting story.” Said Celestia.

FLASHBACK BITCHES I am so sorry I did not mean it.

“So you're able help with our situation, how?” Celestia said putting her bra back on. Her question made Photo Phinish smirk.

“Well you all know I have a porn site and I rent out areas of the school to film them, correct?”

“Yes.”

“Well I recorded your little scene today.”

“What!? You did what!?” Celestia said with her suit unbuttoned. Luna was peacefully sleeping on the floor.

“Shut up.” This made her shut up. “If I were to post this in the member section then people would pay for it. Now because of this I can form a crew of a few of the people that were at the scene of your incident, with this I can make a little stage show.”

“What does that have to do with anything?” Celestia asked.

“Shut up, I was getting to that. If we can get this into a court office then we can use this as an excuse. The excuse would be that this was an act and the fact that I put it on my site would be supporting that.”

“But why would these people follow your orders?”

“Good question.” Photo replied. “I could get them to do it by bribing them with a free member pass on my site, how does that sound?”

“It sounds good but what about their phones I saw people filming me with their phones.”

“I will make them delete any other evidence that isn't my video.”

FLASHBACK OVER BITCHES not sorry I just want to annoy you guys.

Then they all left while Fluttershy and Discord were being followed by Rarity and Dash.

(I am really bad at transitions now that I think about it I could have made an entire scene about them all saying goodbye that would build character, right oh well I am way too lazy for that (maybe if I go and edit this story in the future. (oh look at that I did)))

“Do you really have to follow us home?” Discord yelled back at their little entourage.

“We didn't even know you two live together, and you have a daughter so we want to know a little more before we leave Fluttershy with you.” Dash said. Being followed by a response from rarity.

“And who knows what your doing to our little darling when your alone with her, and with the way you act you may even very controlling.”

“Wait, girls is that really what you think he's like? I would have you know that the worst argument we had ever had was what colour paint we should have in the living room.” Fluttershy said.

“Who won this argument darling?”

“She did; it was really funny too, I didn't even have a preference I just wanted to see her cute begging face.” Discord said chuckling a little. “She puffs her cheeks out and scrunches her nose it's really cute.”

Not having thought of anything to talk about before they reached his their house all of them walked silently. “Awkward silence.” Discord said.

When they all got to his house they were all pretty shocked by how big it was, nothing spectacular not even one you would find in a neighborhood with only big houses, just big enough to impress them.

“Um, do you want to come in?” Fluttershy said breaking Dash and Rarity from their awestruck stances.

“W-Why yes, of course that seems like fun.”

“Sounds cool.”

After they all walked inside the first thing they heard was discord yelling. “Crap! NOT AGAIN WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!” Which made the two newcomers jump just causing Fluttershy to sigh.

“Girls I'm sorry but today might not have been the best day to come here, you can leave at any time.” Fluttershy said seeming like a much stronger person than how she acts at school, in fact entirely different more like the leader of everything in the house, well thats what the guests she invited in thought .

A few seconds after Fluttershy went to the stairs to follow discord a little orange skinned and purple haired girl entered the room and immediately noticed Dash first.

“Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here?” Said Scootaloo. This shocked Dash causing her to be silent until the little one reached her.

“Hey sport, what are you doing here?” Dash said stuttering a little.

“I live here.” She replied. Rarity not wanting to get involved with that situation decided it would be better to follow Fluttershy leaving the two other girls in front of the door.

“What do you mean you live here I thought you were an orphan.”

“What no way where did you get that idea?”

“Hmm, I actually have no idea, I guess it was just imprinted somewhere that you were an orphan like it was almost an inevitable idea.”

“That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Want to see my room?”

“Sure.” Dash said not thinking clearly just attempting to put the pieces together while walking to the basement stairs. Finally gathering her thoughts while walking down the stairs. “Is Discord your birth dad?”

Scootaloo thinking about this for a while finally answered “Maybe, he told me the story want to hear it?”

“Sure.” Dash replied.

(yay back story that might take up twenty words)

{AND THIS IS WHERE I STOPPED THEN, THAT WAS FIVE WEEKS AGO. I AM SO LAZY, IS THE CAPS HURTING ANYONES EYES YET?}

“It's actually not a long story.” Said Scootaloo.

(CRAP!)

“It goes like this. Discord got a knock on the door; it was a woman with eight year old me, she said I was his kid. Discord didn't believe it but he saw how the woman looked. And by the way she was very poor like less than homeless, she was weak too, gave me all the food she could find. He saw her and accepted me in the house. When I asked him why he let me come live with him he said that it was because he wanted me to have a nice life with good food and education. He said it was really important but I don't like school that much. And that is it.” Scootaloo said in a blank tone. She turned around to see Rainbow Dash and started laughing.

“What's so funny?” Dash said not knowing what she looked like.

“You've turned into Applejack! You're blushing really hard right now!” She exclaimed.

“So Discord is a nice guy?”

“Of course silly why do you think Fluttershy is dating him? He told me he was going to propose.” Scootaloo said.

“Okay but is he weird like in any way?!” Dash started to raise her voice and talk faster. “Does he hurt you?! Does he abuse anyone?! Does he do drugs?!” Dash started questioning about every bad thing she could think of.

“NO! He doesn't do any of that stuff he's just a nice guy!” Scootaloo yelled making a large scream echo around the house.

They stood in silence for a few seconds before footsteps began running toward their location in a panicked race down the stairs. Suddenly a pink girl came running down the stairs and into Rainbow dash who was at the very bottom of the stairs causing them to topple over into the wall. Moments later Dash could be heard grunting in pain due to a girl sitting on her back pulling on her hair.

“Grh! Get off of me you little punk!”

“NO! Run Scootaloo, I can't hold her forever!” The girl said.

“Screwball get off of her! That's Rainbow Dash!” Scootaloo said helping Dash get Screwball off of her.

“Really?” Screwball said getting off of the girl under her. “This is her? The way you talked about her made it seem like she would be stronger.”

“Whats going on down here?!” Discord yelled down the stairs. “Screwball get up here now!”

“Dash you might want to come up here darling.” Rarity said behind Discord.

They all made a steady walk up the stairs not talking, that was when Dash felt her feet get a little wet through her socks. She then saw the pink girls arm dripping and figured it was water, that was until they got to the top step and saw her arm more clearly.

“Dash please be quiet.” Said Fluttershy in a serious tone halting a scream that was prepared to be let out by rainbow dash. “Now since you have questions were all going to go to the living room that way we can treat you like guests. Discord can make the food. And he will be happy about doing it!” Fluttershy said the last bit almost yelling.

“I am perfectly capable of making refreshments Shy.” Discord said as he walked into the kitchen.

They all made their way to the living room where Dash and Rarity sat at a double seater while Scootaloo sat down in a chair. Fluttershy and Screwball sat down an the couch in the middle, when they sat down Shy opened the foot rest and took out a first aid kit. Likely to bandage the bleeding arm that Screw had.

(yes that is what I am calling her Screw. Also I have never read bride of discord or daughter of discord so you can expect me to not do right for this character.(PS. I am an omnishiper.))

“Always gotta be prepared for these kind of situations.” Fluttershy said.

Rarity leaned over to Dash as to whisper in her ear. “What were you doing in the basement with Scootaloo?”

“Well She told me about how she got to living in this house but then I went into a panic, and that got out of hand.”

“I think I already know what happened after that, but you have to tell me what she told you down there.” Rarity said as Discord walked in with glasses and brownies.

“Refreshments anyone?” He said loud enough to get everyone's attention.

“When did you have time to do all that? You were gone for less than a minute!” Dash yelled extremely confused on how he made brownies in under a minute.

“He won't tell anyone says its his own recipe, but whats more confusing is that he didn't even have enough time to fill fifteen glasses?!” Fluttershy said in confusion.

Discord sat down and placed the glasses and food down on the foot stool. Everyone took one of the brownies the guests wondering what it tasted like to have been cooked so fast. Rarity was the first to comment on them.

“These aren't really fancy or really all that delicious like I would have expected.”

“If you don't mind me asking, what did you expect from me?” Discord questioned.

“Well in [Ahem] anime the odd one, when he cooks it's usually the most delicious thing they ever tasted.” Rarity said blushing a little.

“I understand but why are you embarrassed about watching anime? Nevermind doesn't matter in the first place. You followed us home came in without calling and started yelling at my daughter.” Discord said sounding irritated with each thing on his list. “Why. Are. You. Here?” he said with gaps in his words almost seeming threatening.

“Are you serious?!” Dash yelled jumping up from her seat. “We just found out today that Fluttershy has a kid! Is living with you! And I even bet she was wearing your clothes today at school!” She began to rant. “Besides, the fact that she has a five year old daughter with you is enough to raise suspicion of a very wrong relationship!”

“It was my choice.” Fluttershy said but not loudly enough for anyone but Screw and Discord to hear. Discord saw Fluttershy's face and began to sweat.

“Who knows what else-” Dash was cut short.

“IT WAS MY FUCKING CHOICE DASH!”

Author's Note

i waited a month to finish this, well theres no helping that i am not a good writer i guess i need help on this story.
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