Revy Goes to Hell

I was sitting on the ship with dumbass Rock as usual, doing nothing, and smoking a nice cigarette.

"Hey Revy."

"What do you want?"

"Are you bored?"

"Maybe."

"What do you want to do?"

"Go kill someone."

"That's nice." he said sarcastically.

"Or you."

"Why don't we do something else?" he asked, nervously.

"Like what Moron?"

"I don't know. Talk."

"I'll pass."

"Ever watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" Did he seriously just fucking ask me? Is he that stupid?!

"Is that even a real fucking question?! Why the fuck would I watch a shitty little girl show?" I said, throwing my cigarette down, and stomping my foot on it.

"It was just a question."

"Rock, I'm gonna give you to the count of 3 to shut your mother fucking mouth." I said, pulling out my gun. God he's so fucking annoying.

"Okay."

"1...2...," But before I got to 3, a light started glowing, and we were pulled inside. We landed hard on the ground. I opened my eyes.

"God, I think I got another concussion." I said, rubbing my head.

"Rock where are-" I saw I was in a brightly colored world, where I saw.... ponies. I looked at Rock, who was a brown pony, and I was a tan pony. I looked at him angrily.

"ROCK! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME?! WHY ARE WE MOTHER FUCKING PONIES?!" I shouted to him at the top of my lungs.

"I don't know? Don't blame this on me!" he said back.

"WHO ELSE AM I GONNA BLAME IT ON?! NO ONE ELSE FROM OUR CREW IS HERE YOU DUMBASS! IVE JUST ENTERED FUCKING HELL! A STUPID, SHITTY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONIES, WHO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAN ACT LIKE FUCKING MORONS!" I shouted to him.

"Geez Revy, calm down."

"Seriously. WHEN IN ACTUAL FUCK HAVE I EVER CALMED DOWN! YOUVE KNOWN ME FOR HOW LONG NOW?! WHEN THE FUCK DO I CALM DOWN WHEN IM THIS FUCKING PISSED?! NEVER!"

"Okay I'm sorry."

"SORRY. THATS ALL YOU EVER SAY! YOU ALWAYS FUCK UP AND THIS TIME YOU MESSED UP BIG BITCH!" I shouted to him. Just then 6 ponies rushed up to us. A purple one, a pink one, a yellow one, a blue one, an orange one, and a white one.

"Are you okay?" the purple one asked us.

"I'm fine." I said, through gritted teeth.

"As least I'll be better once I strangle this mother fucker." I said, lunging towards Rock. I started punching him in the face, er, muzzle, whatever.

"Woah. Take it easy!" the pink one shouted, while the purple held me back with her magic.

"DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" I shouted.

"Watch your language." the blue one told me.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Ok. IT'S ON BITCH!" she shouted, before the purple one held her back as well.

"Watch your language." I teased, smirking.

"I swear I'll kill you when I can." she said, through gritted teeth. I just laughed.

"Good luck with that." I said, smirking.

"Now some pony explain to me what happened." the purple one said. God, these ponies are already getting on my nerves.