Revy Goes to Hell

"This idiot somehow got us transported here." I said, pointing to Rock.

"Okay, well that's no reason to beat him up." the white one said.

"Oh shut your mouth. You don't know a single thing about me." I said, finally out of the unicorns magical grip.

"Well then let's get to know you." the purple unicorn said.

"Okay. I'm Revy, this is Rock the dumbass. I like drinking, smoking, and killing people." I said, smirking. They looked panicked.

"What? You wanted to get to know me, well that's me." I said, smiling.

"Ok then. I'm Twilight Sparkle, this is Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash."

"Can I just say you guys are amazing! I see you guys in my phone all of the time. Netflix."

"Rock. Shut up!"

"Sorry."

"Look, just get us home."

"We don't know how to get you home." Twilight said.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! IM IN A NIGHTMARE RIGHT NOW! I DONT WANT TO BE IN A WORLD OF STUPID SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS! I WANT TO BE WHERE I CAN KILL SOMEONE! I DONT WANT FUCKING HOOVES AND A TAIL BY MY ASS! I WANT TO RUN, SHOOT, AND DRINK!" I shouted.

"You need to chill." Applejack said.

"Any of you got any alcohol or something?" I asked.

"Berry Punch does." Pinkie said.

"Where is she?" I asked. She pointed me to a house and I ran there. I needed something to drink, and I needed it now. It helps relieve stress. I tripped over my hooves once or twice, but I eventually made it to the only spot of sunshine in this stormy place. I sat down.

"What can I get you?" she asked me.

"Jack Daniels. FYI I'm broke."

"It's okay. Here I charge free."

"Awesome. Can you just give me the whole bottle." she shrugged and pulled on off of the shelf. I started chugging it down.

"Stressed?" she asked me.

"Yeah. How did you know?"

"Please. I use alcohol to wash away my worries too."

"Cool. At least one pony here knows how to act."

"You're telling me. I can't stand it here sometimes. No pony else appreciates alcohol like I do."

"I know right." I kept chugging down the liquid.

"Do you drink a lot?" she asked me.

"Yeah, but I don't usually get drunk. My body handles all of the alcohol."

"That's good."

"Yeah." I finished the bottle.

"Welp. I'll see you later. Berry Punch."

"What's your name?" she asked me.

"Revy." I said, leaving the shop.