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We are pleased to welcome some new students to Canterlot High School! Brandon Stryker and Velvet Majesty please report to the office." A voice calls out from the speakers which I recognize as Celestia. The girls motion for me to enter which I do but not before placing on my helmet, sealed shut. I then imagine my armor and it locks in place. Thank god for the undersuit or this would be uncomfortable.

"Don't you think you should wear something nice and classy for your first day of school. You know, instead of that dreadful suit of armor?" Rarity whines.

I ignore her and the various students looking at me nervously. I walk professionally towards the office before knocking. "Come in." I enter, Velvet behind me. I walk in and take an at ease stance. "I know the equestrian me said I would have a nephew coming here but I didn't expect this." Principle Celestia says wearing a befuddled frown, making her confusion all the more obvious.

I take off my helmet and chuckle before smirking. "So you were told after all. And her I thought she or in this case the other you was too lazy for that." I say slyly.

Her frown deepens after I say that. Luna looks at me inquisitively. "I thought you would be more... pleasant." Luna says disappointed.

"Yeah. So what did you need?" I ask, cutting to the chase.

"You and Miss Velvet over there need your classes list. You are in the 11th grade correct?"

"Yeah." I confirm.

"You know what to do. And please, no costumes on campus. That includes the helmet as we are in doors."

"You know I can't follow that rule. Military protocol." I say before placing on my helmet, taking the papers and leaving.

I don't wait for Velvet as I start looking for room A12. I find it almost immediately. The cutiemark crusaders, bullies, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Trixie and many others are there. Even the mane six, Sunset Shimmer, and Twilight. immediately as I come in all eyes are on me. I ignore it and take the nearest empty seat which is nearest Trixie.

"Costume off please. I don't even know how you got that in here unnoticed." The teacher, Redbloom says.

"Who said this is a costume?" I take off the helmet and imagine my armor dissipating into the rift.

"Oh. Can you please introduce yourself to the class?"

"*sigh* My name is Lieutenant Commander Brandon Stryker." Most of the class looks at me like I'm stupid or crazy.

"Looks like we have a nerd." Snips says which makes the class erupt in laughter. Until I pull out a gun and shoot the roof.

"We don't have time for this." I say serious all of a sudden. The class continues and we basically just do some science or something. I wasn't paying attention. Too many people gawking at me or sneaking peaks. There are three though that I recognize as Adagio, Sonata, and Aria. Fucking hated the Equestria girls but Dream forced me to watch that. Too much sappy shit and saying friendship is magic doesn't solve your problems.

At the end of class the bell rings for lunch, so we start to go to the cafeteria. Rarity runs in front of me and looks at me pleadingly. "Can you please wear something nice for once?!" She nigh gets on her knees.

"What do you have against the military?" I question, doubling my walking speed to get away from her.

With much difficulty she catches up and replies, "Their combat suits and uniforms are atrocious!"

"Mhmm." I mumble. I put on my Tritton Kunais which are connected to my G Pad 7.0 LTE with a song playing.

"Blame it on the goose

got you feeling loose

blame it on Patron

got you in the zone

blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol."

I realize I'm in the cafeteria and everyone is looking at me the way you regard someone on drugs. "What?" Everyone resumes what they are doing except for a select few who still stare at me for a little while longer. I see Sunset Shimmer waving me towards Velvet and the mane six. I sigh and walk towards their table.

"Hi." I say flatly as I take a seat.

"Where is your food?" Sunset Shimmer asks me. I pull out a unsc food ration (aka M.R.E. or meal ready to eat). "This isn't a warzone you don't need to eat such a disgusting thing.

"I agree, how could you possibly eat such horrid things?"

"If you were in the military you would lose your right to bitch about food fashion privacy among other things. You get used to it though. The Mres aren't that bad actually."

I hear a beep and immediately look for my tablet to find it in Rainbow Dash's ever eager hands. "What does this mean? Unsc office of naval intelligence classified?" I immediately snatch the tablet from her. She glares at me and asks, "What are you hiding from us?"

"Why do you of all people have access to military secrets?" Twilight complains. "Oh the things I could learn from the military for science."

"Nerd."

"I know but that's what you like about me." She retorts as she bats her eyelashes at me.

i fall flat on my face. "FUCK!" I swear. I get up from the floor and the girls and everyone else gasps at the state of my face. There is a new scar revealed that goes from my right eye to my jaw. Blood is dropping a little bit. "Ha! Wasn't shot in the head this time!" I say slyly.

"I-Wha-how- HOW?! How could you take this so lightly?! Trixie screams.

"Because. This." I say as a healthpack from GTA V appears in my hands and then disappears healing me completely.