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Today was really starting out to be a good day for me. I got lots of sleep and am perfectly rested and ready for the day ahead of me. I honestly can't remember a time I've slept this well. Then again I've never had sex and then woke up in Dream's hooves before. Last night was amazing. I've never experienced such sensations before in my entire life. It's... enlightening. And the funny thing is. I still have so many things to learn.

"You were amazing last night." And there's that.

"You were too..." We just stay in each other's hooves for a while, savoring the moment. Dream's ears twitch as the door opens. She quickly uses her magic to clean us and the bed. Just as she finishes the spell the door opens completely, revealing a very flustered Mom.

"While I'm happy for you consummating, the whole castle could hear you." All the color drains from me at this news. Dream just blushes profusely out of embarrassment. "You've grown up so much. Now I'll never get to raise you." She says sadly, wiping a stray tear that dared fall from her tear ducts.

"Uh... I really don't know what to say about that." I say, pretty sure about myself.

"You could always let me baby you." She says with puppy dog eyes. "Oh wait. You are literally the size of a foal." She says with a smirk. Oh god... I turn to Dream for help but she has the same exact smirk plastered across her muzzle.

Okay. I'll admit this isn't as bad as I thought this was going to be. Just a lot of reassurances about being a better mother and getting snuggled and petted to death. Okay, maybe there is a bit more to it than that. But I promise it wasn't anything bad! Okay fine, I tried to say no but that only spurred her on. Damn mares.

"Can you please let go." I plead, unable to look her in the eye as my face is in her mane protectively.

"But you'll run away."

"Guilty as charged."

"And that is why I'm not letting go." Cadence says like an overly-attached marefriend except in this case well... Yeah.

I hear a knock at the door and try to use it as a distraction for freedom but Mom is much wiser and refuses to let go. She instead opts to use her magic to open her bedroom door.

"That's just cute." Twilight's voice calls from nearby. I squirm in the mare's grasp and she finally turns me to look at Twilight. "I'm surprised you haven't used magic to try to break free yet."

"I'm too tired." I say wearily.

Cadence finally releases me to see if I'm telling the truth and I fall to the ground letting out a pained sigh.

"Oh sweetie I'm sorry. I just didn't want you to run away." Mom says dotingly.

"I could never hope to escape you, Mom..." She smiles brightly at that and picks me up carefully.

Twilight has been watching the scene with a serene smile until she finally hops onto the bed and lays in next to me so that I'm almost sandwiched in between the two mares.

"Where are Velvet and Dream?" I ask quietly.

"Making breakfast." Twilight motions with her hoof to somewhere.

"Are you on the job today Mom?"

"No. Your dad is filling in for me."

"Shining Armor?" I ask curiously.

"Dad." Mom corrects me mock-sternly.

"How come I never see him then?"

"He's always in the barracks or stopping bad ponies."

"Yo quiero Taco Bell." I say hungrily.

"Well you can't have Taco Bell. This is Equestria, not Earth." Twilight teases.

"What is Taco Bell?"

"Only one of the most unhealthy yet delicious fast food chain restaurants on Earth."

"Now you are just overcompensating. What about Subway?"

"Okay. Subway fucking wins. But I still love Taco Bell. Screw Mcdonalds, I don't want cancer."

"Okay, I seriously have no clue what you two are talking about." Mom says with a perturbed yet amused expression.

"Uh... How to ruin your health." Twilight says.

"NO! I need to ruin my health!" I yelp when Twilight flicks my horn to stop me from teleporting junk food into the castle.

"I'm only letting you near Subway."

"But... Del Taco."

"Okay. I think we get it." Mom says but isn't heard.

"And... That? But it's high in sodium." She says with a disapproving glare.

"Ah, fuck your healthy studies!" I complain only to get a glare.

"You can't blame me for wanting to know what is in the food we eat..." Twilight says like a teacher to a student.

"I THINK WE GET IT!" Mom roars, panting a little from using the RCV.

I clutch my ears like they are the most precious thing ever as some blood drips out of them.

"Oops... I might have overdone it. Sorry sorry sorry sor-" I stop her profuse apologies with one dramatic event.

"MY FUCKING EARS! OH NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO BLIND! WAIT NO I MEAN DEAF ER FUCK I DON'T KNOW!" Twilight slaps me in the face hard, with her tail...

"Oh you almost gave me Ebola with your voice."

"Do not joke about that!" Cadence scolds. "There are foals dying in Zebrica because of that!"

"The fuck? This is the mythological version of Earth... Well except for Hitler and those dictators. Oh wait... Nevermind."

"No! Just don't. You can't." I look at Twilight confused.

"You aren't making any sense here. What is with all the negatives?"

"Forget it. Can we just get something to eat? I'm famished."

"I'll get the castle staff to-" Mom stops and looks at me disappointed.

"What?" They motion to the literal crates of Del Taco behind me. "So?"

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The next thing I know, Twilight turns completely pale and then her mane and coat turn into a battle of fire while her eyes turn red.

"The fuck did I just watch?" I ask myself out loud, making her cool down and blush in embarrassment.

"Sorry..." Twilight apologizes while Cadence simply rolls her eyes.

"What are you sorry abo- Oh..." I turn around just in time to see the last of my Del Taco burnt to a crisp. "One second please." I pull out a small blue button and push it. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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