"Hey Twilight? Since you like reading so much, why not write a story? Honestly, you girls have so much stuff happen to you, why not write about it?" Falcon asked as they left Sofa's and Quills and made their way to Pillows ad parchment. Falcon couldn't help but think, that it was all an elaborate scheme. Seriously! Why don't you just sell quills and ink with the parchment and sofas with the fucking pillows?!Twilight sighed.

"Well first things first, it would take way too long to write this all down, and some of the things we do are supposed to be a secret. So if I left those parts out, questions would arise and that could be bad. Also some things are too...embarrassing to write down. After all, I don't tell Celestia everything..." Twilight blushed.

Falcon nodded, agreeing with her. After a bit, they finished Twilight's errands. Falcon blushed through the whole trip. He couldn't stop staring at Twilight's ass. She had been swaying her hips and teasing him with her tail and sending lusty bedroom eyes over her shoulder.
'That's it! We are going to have sex tonight! She can't torture me like this! I don't care if i have to @#$% her!'

(Author: "Uh...bro...please don't make me write down that you raped Twilight...please....just...don't...do...it..." )

It was dark outside when they reached the library, Falcon noticed that it was empty. Not even Spike was here.
'What the hell? Spike should at least be here...'
Twilight noticed his confusion. She sashayed her way over to him with half lidded, bedroom eyes.

"Library's closed today...and spike is going to AJ's for a cmc sleepover..." Falcon's eyes widened.
'So...she planned this...oh hell yes...' Falcon thought. Twilight whispered in his ear;

"Let's take this to the bedroom..." Then she started towards the stairs and Falcon started to follow, when Sgt. Gold barged through he door. He was wide eyed and panting.

"Izaiah wants to go to the bar and everyone is going. Are...you two...um coming...?" He started to hesitate when he saw the look that the two unicorns had. But then Twilight said excitedly;

"Ooh, I haven't had a beer party before! C'mon Falcon, let's go!" She rushed out of the door leaving the two stallions inside. Falcon looked at Gold with annoyance.

"Cockblocker."
"Sorry, but you know when Izaiah wants to get drunk, something bad happened."

Falcon sighed.

"Right as usual Gold. So Izaiah's the cock block this time. Fuck. C'mon, let's go see what's wrong with Izaiah this time..." It wasn't hard to spot the human and group of mares standing outside of a bar complaining. When Gold and Falcon joined the group, they learned that the bar was closed due to construction. AJ quickly solved the problem by inviting them all to the barn instead, where she boasted that she had some of the hardest cider known to pony. Izaiah agreed and soon enough, they were all inside the barn with cider in hoof. Grabbing a cider, Izaiah noticed that he could barely feel any form of buzz from the drink. Then Rainbow Dash made the mistake of betting that she could outdrink anypony or human. AJ, Izaiah, Solarwing, and Big Mac accepted the challenge. While AJ fetched the drinks, Falcon and Gold walked up to Izaiah and Solarwing.

"Alright Izaiah, what happened today? You hate getting drunk! So don't even try to say nothing happened." Izaiah sighed as he took another swig of his drink.

"Yes sir..." Falcon looked at Izaiah in confusion. Izaiah had his back to Falcon.

"Uh...Izaiah, you don't have to call me sir...you outrank me." Solarwing shook his head. A few of the mares listened in.
"As of today, I am 1st Lt. Solarwing, and that is Private First Class Izaiah Midflame."
Falcon, Gold, Spitfire, Twilight, and Big Mac gasped. Izaiah took another swig of his drink. He looked at the group before him. They gasped once more. Izaiah had hid his face for the majority of the evening, and for good reason. He had a nasty black eye.

"Yeah, and my leg and right wing were broken earlier, but Princess Luna healed me." Solarwing said, looking slightly pissed off. Then Pinkie Pie bounded up to the group. The energetic pink pony was swaying slightly already.

"Hey everypony! We're gonna play spin the bottle!" They cheered and walked over where an abandoned empty bottle was laying. Izaiah stayed back. Fluttershy noticed this. She walked over to where he was sitting.

"C-can i sit here?" Izaiah looked over at her with a softened gaze.
"Of course. I'm just going to watch for now." He chuckled as the bottle landed on Gold. Gold hesitated before walking over to Falcon, and quickly kissed him on the cheek. The two gagged afterwards and Falcon wiped his cheek. The mares laughed before the bottle was spun once more. Izaiah stared off in to space. But Pinkie Pie wasn't letting him opt out of playing.

"Izaiah! It's your turn!"
"No thanks."

"Izaiah! I order you to come over here and play! Look! Gold already had to kiss me, so get your ass over here!" Falcon said.
Izaiah sighed.

"Yes sir..." Izaiah plopped himself down next to Solarwing and Spun the bottle. A faint blue glow encased the bottle and the cap faced no one. No one but Izaiah seemed to notice, and a playful voice spoke in his head.

"Do not fear, Luna is here!"
Izaiah almost burst out laughing at the bad pun. The bottle was spun by AJ next, and it almost landed on Izaiah. But Izaiah and Luna had other plans.

"Hey Luna, make it land on Solarwing." Izaiah thought.
"I am already on it." The bottle was a slight blue once more and it pointed at Solarwing. He gulped as AJ walked over and pulled him into a deep and passionate kiss. Then she whispered something in Solarwing's ear, sending him into a full body blush. Izaiah didn't need to read AJ's mind to figure out what she said.
Next spin went to Twilight. The one who spun it was...Spitfire. They both gave a sheepish grin and passed. Falcon and Izaiah were not real happy. Izaiah was about to give them a piece of his mind, but Luna spoke in his head.

"I'm already helping you cheat so you can't really say anything. Fair?"
"Yeah...hey Luna, where are you?"

"I am sitting right next to you."
"I don't believe you-" A hoof ran down his back, between his wing joints, sending chills down his spine. "Never mind."

Falcon looked at Izaiah. "So...what happened today, Izaiah?" Izaiah grimaced.
"It's alright, what you did was right. I will try my best to help you get your position back." Luna comforted Izaiah in his head.

"Well here's the short version. Solarwing and I went in incognito as fresh marine recruits to see what they go through. Gold, remember when you were a green horn in the marines? All that crap you went through?" Gold nodded. "Well that's what I was expecting when we went in as recruits. It was much, much, worse. A whole, full, fit, squadron tested us to our limits. We did badly, just to see what would happen and, well, to be blunt, they beat the living SHIT out of Solarwing, and I was ganged up on as well. After my pony body started to suffer lots of damage, almost lethal, I turned human and we teamed up and showed them a lesson...in front of the whole core." Falcon and Gold's eyes widened in horror, knowing full well what happened when Izaiah got mad. Izaiah continued. "Col-no-General Brisk was furious, and he stripped me and Solarwing of our Ranks and threatened to dishonorably discharge us from the military and guard, as well as Equestria in front of the whole Pony core. Luckily, a Captain saved our asses. He managed to get Solarwing the rank 1st LT, and I was accepted back into the core. I am now under the jurisdiction of Eagle Company. The Captain of Eagle company wants me to go through Basic and advanced Training to see what I am made of, and if I deserve the rank of Major or not. Solarwing still has orders to train the marines in three weeks, but without me. I will be training alongside the core." Izaiah finished. But he laughed hen he saw that no one was listening anymore. Apparently, ponies are lightweights, because they all were sleeping on the ground, each other, and various random objects.

"Well then...I guess I will be spending a glorious night under these beautiful stars...all...alone..." An irritated Princess Luna suddenly appeared next to Izaiah.

"I am still awake and here...do not neglect me..."
"I know. I was just teasing you." Izaiah said smiling as he and Luna walked out into the apple orchard under the stars.

"Oooh...so the young human marine likes my sister? Hmph. I don't approve." Celestia whispered angrily. She and Brisk had been spending the last four hours spying on Izaiah and the elements of harmony on a large cloud. Brisk was getting bit restless.

"Izaiah and your sister will be fine...we could be doing better things with our time..." He said as one of his hooves ran down Celestia's sensitive wing joints, making her shudder and moan slightly. He started to drag his other hoof to somewhere more sensitive...only to have his hoof dragged away by Celestia's magic.

"N-no...we have to watch them! Look! He just rubbed her ear! He might be planning to..." Brisk sighed in defeat as the sun princess ranted on about how Izaiah shouldn't be trusted alone with her subjects. Brisk stared at Izaiah.

'Sorry for stripping you of your ranks and all, but really? Did you just have to cock block everyone?!'

Author's Note

So...that happened. Meh. Alright so shit's going to hit the fan real soon, so just power though these slow and boring chapters until then. I have some research to do so see ya!