Author's Note

Sorry about the wait, but im still not used to writing clop, hence why it might be horrible.
Alright you know the drill, let me know how the chapter was and any errors you spot, tell me in the comments. Bye!

What happens in the shower, stays in the shower...right? (Gold,Falcon,Izaiah)

It was a cloudy early dawn when Sgt. Gold awoke with a pink bundle of energy in his hooves. Her baby blue eyes shone brightly at Gold, her lips curved into a smile, making Gold smile brightly as well.

"Good morning Pinks..." He said, lightly planting a kiss on her lips. She sighed deeper into the kiss, savoring the sensation of Gold's soft lips against her own. After a few seconds, Gold pulled back from the kiss...or he tried to. Apparently, Pinkie Pie was in the mood for something more than a light kiss, because next thing Gold knew, he was no longer sitting on the wood wall of the barn, but on the bumpy dirt ground of the barn floor, and a pink mare stared down at him with hungry, half lidded eyes. Her hooves slid down his body slowly, making their way to Gold's gold...

(If you know what I mean...wink, wink, nudge, nudge...)
...and then AJ just had to walk into the barn of sleeping ponies and proclaim;

"EVERYPONY UP! BREAKFAST WILL BE MADE SOON!"
At the sound of breakfast, Pinkie, Gold, Falcon, Twilight, Rarity, Spitfire, Big Mac, and Fluttershy, bolted upright from their sleeping places and walked over to AJ excitedly. That was until they noticed a few bodies still sleeping. Gold and Pinkie were about to sing a wake up song before a jaw dropping sight stopped everypony in their tracks.

What they saw was Princess Luna, Izaiah, and Rainbow Dash sleeping soundly in some... very interesting positions. Princess Luna was sleeping with her legs spread wide, and all splayed out, using a pile of hay as a pillow, with a small amount of drool coming out of the side of her mouth. Izaiah was laying on the princess' soft underbelly, covering her marehood from view with his body. His wings limply layed about, crushed in between his back and Luna's stomach, while his arms cradled a lightly snoring cyan Pegasus, using her as a cuddle buddy or a body pillow...only thing was, her flank was the part Izaiah was using as a pillow for his head, while her head rested on his stomach smiling contently, only inches away from his crotch. His left hand was lightly gripping the base of Rainbow Dash's semi-erect wing, while his right hand and face resided on her cutie mark. There wasn't much for the group to do other than stare at the awkward sight.

A few minutes later, Princess Luna was forcefully teleported somewhere else, sending the two remaining sleeping bodies into the air, causing Izaiah and Rainbow to let go of one another, and crash to the floor, waking them both up.

Izaiah rubbed his eyes, yawning, as an ear bud fell out of his ear, attached to his mp3 player. "C-cmon guys...couldn't you have just taken my music out and...um...guys?" Izaiah asked with a raised eyebrow as his friends stared at him and Rainbow Dash with bulged eyes. RD looked as confused as he did (or was she faking it instead...?). Turning to Rainbow Dash he said; "Mornin, skittles! Any idea what's wrong with our friends here?" Rainbow blushed lightly, looking back at her friends.
"I have a few ideas..."

Izaiah took out his other ear bud.
"What was that?"

"Oh I just said...um...I don't know. Y-yea-ah that's it! I have absolutely no idea what's wrong with them."
Izaiah looked at her suspiciously. He knew that wasn't what she said, but he also didn't know what she did say. Luckily for RD, Falcon piped up with a question that caught everypony's attention.

"So AJ, you gotta shower we can use? I don't know about you, but I don't want to smell like some kind of a homeless drunk in the morning." AJ nodded, but then looked at the number of ponies around her.

"Um...ya'll are going to have to shower...together...for this 'ta work." The mares nodded, but the boys seemed unsure about this, especially Izaiah, who's wings nearly popped out. Solarwing walked in the barn, looking refreshed, showered, and ready to go, and explained to Izaiah and crew that showering with friends, was completely a-ok in Equestria. He also stated that he and AJ had taken one together not to long ago. Nodding, Gold and Falcon relaxed. Izaiah didn't. They spent the next few minutes pairing up ponies to shower together. The pairing was like this;

1st:Gold+Pinkie
2nd:Rarity+Fluttershy
3rd:Twilight+Falcon
4th:Mac ( C'mon he's huge! Plus...what happens if he gets excited? Then the mares might have a problem...")
5th:Izaiah+whoever was left

(Best organization ever!!!) (Right, so down below will contain sex or described nudity. No Idea how you are going to skip over it if you wish, but I will put in big red, bolded letters, END NAUGHTYNESS for ya after the shower scenes. MK?)

LET'S BEGIN...

Sgt. Gold and pinkie pie were the first to shower so they headed into the large farmhouse of the Apple family. It was very spacious and cozy inside, and the wood walls were packed with pictures of family members and friends, and their various accomplishments. Pinkie seemed to know her way around so Gold followed her, and they reached a large master bathroom and the shower was big enough for three ponies, easily. While Gold gawked at the size of the bathroom, Pinkie Pie started the shower and hopped in.

"Well...she seems a little more settle than usual...scratch that...a LOT more settle than usual..." Sgt. Gold thought to himself as he gawked at the bathroom.

"Ohhhhh Sargent...." A lustful, sing songy voice beckoned Gold to the shower. Gold shook his head of his thoughts, before stepping into the running shower with his mare. Then, he was pushed, no, pinned to the wall of the shower, his eyes widening in surprise, and the pink mare pressed her lips against Gold's making them both sigh in contentment. Pinkie's tongue poked at Gold's lips, as if asking for permission to enter. Gold complied and their tongues fought for dominance, clashing against teeth and tongue, while Pinkie's hoof descended downward towards "the gold".

The Sargent broke the kiss suddenly and moaned as Pinkie's hoof stroked his already hard cock. It was a little bigger than a average stallion's, almost the size of Big Mac's. The pink mare's eyes bulged at the sight of the size of his manhood. She continued to rub Gold's length, slowly getting faster, and Gold's moaning grew as well. Pinkie Pie teased Gold with little nips and kisses here and there on his body, moving downward ever so slowly.

Soon enough, her face met the head of the cock she was jerking. She then placed a light kiss on the head and promptly took almost the whole length into her mouth and swiftly down her throat. As if the teasing wasn't hard enough to keep the load from coming out, this new tightness sent Sgt. Gold's mind reeling, and he almost blew it. Try as he must, Gold wouldn't be able to hold on for much longer. It became even harder when Pinkie pie bobbed her head slowly up and down, deep throating his length. A few seconds later, he moaned out;

"P-p-pinks!-ooh-i'm-gonna-cum-!" And with that, he blew his load, the hot sticky seed was sent down Pinkie Pie's throat, filled her mouth and then his cock slid out, sending it all over her face and mane.

Panting heavily, Gold slowly slid down the shower wall, and let the warm water cascade down his body, washing away sweat, cum, and dirt from his pitch black coat. Pinkie Pie swallowed and licked up the remaining of Gold's juices off of her face. Pinkie Pie gazed at Gold with half lidded baby blue eyes, and licked her lips. Sgt. Gold panted still, but regained some composure, and smiled back with golden amber eyes.

"N-next time, w-warn m-me...and...i'll...return the favor..." The pink mare nodded before moving her muzzle to Gold's and tried to kiss him. She pouted when he refused to let her.

"Oh, C'mon Goldie! Just one smoochy woochie?" (Sorry, not used to the language of Pinkie Pie yet.)
Gold shook his head. "Not when I know where your mouth has been." Pinkie Pie looked at him in confusion.

"But you didn't mind when I kissed you after giving Mackie a blowjob yesterday!" (eww...Pinkie! That's fucking nasty!)
Sgt. Gold's eyes widened and he felt the throw up ready and threatening to come out. The Sargent hopped out of the shower, raced out the bathroom door and out the house, rushing past Falcon, Solarwing, and AppleJack. Then he found a spot off to the side and emptied his stomach. Falcon walked up to the puking stallion and patted his back.

"Sargent, do I even want to know?"
"U-unless-hurghh-you want to be-blech-down here with me-hurk-LT, fuck off-" Then the Sargent continued his puking session. Falcon shivered.

'If Gold tells somebody to fuck off, it's gotta be real bad...' Falcon thought as he went to grab Gold some water.

An hour later...

Fluttershy and Rarity walked downstairs from the shower, finding all of their friends sitting at the huge Apple Family table. Sgt. Gold sat I front of a metal bucket, away from a pouting pink mare. An elderly green mare sat in a rocking chair in the corner of the room while AJ, Izaiah, Big Mack, and Applebloom cooked breakfast in the kitchen. Rarity found a seat next to Twilight, and proclaimed;

"The shower is open. Now it's your turn Darling." Twilight nodded before levitating a sleeping white unicorn, (Falcon) with her to the bathroom. Gently laying the sleeping stallion in the shower, Twilight giggled mischievously, and turned the cold shower water on at full blast. Falcon awoke quickly to the feeling of ice cold water soaking his thick unicorn coat. His emerald green eyes shone in fury at twilight, who grinned.

"What the fucking fuck Twi. Just what the fucking hell? Can I not go ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOU-" He was cut off by warm water and a Purple unicorn kissing him. He sighed as some warmth returned to his body. But it was short lived as the shower water went cold once more, freezing Falcon and Twilight both. The water didn't seem to get any warmer, so Falcon wanted to try something...else. The white stallion grinned as he took hold of Twilight, and forced her below himself. She let out a cute little "ah!" as Falcon stood above her, with a devilish grin.

"Wha-what are y-you d-doing?!" Twilight asked, shivering from the ice cold water. Turning around to Twilight's flank, and saying nothing, Falcon threw a smirk over his shoulder. The mare had a large blush on her face.

"I'm taking my mare." And with that, Falcon bent down and found a glistening wet marehood waiting for him. He simply stared at the sight of his mare's pink folds. Falcon started to have second thoughts.

'Shit. What am I supposed to here? Um....'

"I thought you were taking your mare? I guess that i'm going to have to take my stallion..." Twilight smirked as she licked the tip of Falcon's fully erect stallion hood, making him shudder in pleasure. His eyes reeled back in ecstasy, as Twilight's tongue licked his cock, wrapping her tongue around it, and sticking all of it in her mouth. The white unicorn stood no chance, and soon enough, he exploded, sending streams of hot seed all over his purple mare. Twilight's eyes bulged as she tried to swallow all of it, only succeeding in getting a small amount down, while the rest was washed away by the cold current of water of the shower. Falcon slumped onto Twilight's body, sending his cock ramming into her face, and his muzzle into her marehood, making Twilight yelp/squeal in pleasure/pain. Minutes later, Falcon still hadn't moved, leaving a freezing and soaked Twilight trapped under him.

"F-falcon?" The only response was a light snore. 'Oh buck me! He's asleep!' Twilight growled as she picked up Falcon up, and out of the shower. 'oh well...' Twilight thought as her hooves reached towards her dripping marehood, 'time to clop...' She looked at Falcon, sleeping peacefully. 'Hope you're happy, you motherbucker...'

By the time Twilight was finished with her ''business" and had dried off and woken Falcon, the ponies downstairs had already finished their breakfast and now were helping with the dishes. Izaiah, Solarwing, Gold, and Big mac washed while Aj, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and spitfire dried. Big Mac noticed Twilight and Falcon walk down the stairs, so he quickly made his way to the shower. The remaining dish crew plowed though the stacks of dishes in no time at all. Twilight watched from a distance while Falcon fell asleep on the floor.

'Sorry about the Lieutenant, he passes out at worst times...' A voice said in Twilight's mind, startling her. 'Heh heh, relax Twi, It's just me, Izaiah.'

Twilight's eyes widened. 'Um...I thought you couldn't use magic?' She thought back. Izaiah was still doing dishes, but his mind seemed to be else where.

'I can use lighting but that's it. Luna placed a spell on me to go into other ponies minds, and be able to see and hear everything they can. Sorry for intruding I just thought something was wrong.'

Twilight sighed before laying down next to Falcon. 'It's fine, it's just that...hey, Big Mac's done why don't you take a shower huh?'
Seconds later, Izaiah appeared in front of Twilight, crouching down to her level.

"Well let me know if you ever want to talk, I'll be here until Basic starts, ok?" Twilight nodded and Izaiah made his way to the bathroom.

(For those skipping my horrible clop parts, Here should be fine, unless preening is too mature for ya...)
END NAUGHTYNESS

When Izaiah started to get in the warm shower, he heard a semi-gentle knock at the door.
"Hey, it's Spitfire...um...can I come in?" A muffled voice behind the door asked. Izaiah rushed to his underwear, slipped it on, and climbed into the shower.

"Y-yeah you can come in..." The door opened and Spitfire slid out of her uniform, ready to take a shower. She hesitated however, knowing Izaiah's reluctance to be without his clothes. So instead of getting in with Izaiah, she just sat there, staring off into space thinking about what to do next. She didn't have to think for very long.

"Spits, its alright to come in here, I have boxers on. Some wet ones, but boxers all the same." A chuckling Izaiah chimed from the now open shower. Spitfire sighed in relief and turned to face Izaiah. His green plaid underwear stuck to his body tightly, and his wings were tucked in on his back. The warm wet streams of water greeted Spitfire and she felt her hair smoothing out.

Izaiah turned around and a breathtaking sight welcomed him.

Spitfire slight grin started to adopt a more confused look as Izaiah continued to stare at her with a gaping mouth.

"Um...I-Izaiah? I-Is something wrong?" Izaiah shut his mouth quickly and started to blush. He gave a sheepish grin and rubbed the back of his head.

"N-no it's just you look...beautiful..." Now it was Spitfire's turn to blush. Neither of them had anything to say so they awkwardly washed their selves. That was until it came to cleaning wings. Spitfire extended her right wing, and craned her neck to pull out a few feathers. Then she grabbed the bar of soap and started to scrub down her feathers. She seemed to have difficulty with getting the backside of her wings. Izaiah saw this and decided to help by grabbing some of his soap and asked,

"Hey spits, you want some help?" Spitfire's eyes widened and her yellow coat adopted a more crimson color. She looked at Izaiah with her blushing face and light orange eyes.

"You know about how-"
"Yes, I know. I have wings too." And with that, Izaiah ran his fingers through Spitfire's yellow wings, making her shiver at his touch. Izaiah left no feather untouched or cleaned. He may or may not have gotten Spitfire turned on a few times...by accident of course...bullshit...he can't convince himself with a lie.

'C'mon Izaiah, stop lying to yourself, you know you like her.'
'Shut up Flare, you know that I like Fluttershy. If you want to help, get me some confidence to ask her out. OK?'

'So you can face a whole trained pony army, a group of rogue griffins, and then jump from who knows how high without knowing how to fly, but you can't find the balls to ask out your crush?!'

Before Izaiah could respond, Spitfire interrupted his thoughts.
"Hey, um...thanks for doing this for me, I've always had trouble with that."

"Sure thing Spits, anything for a friend." Spitfire shyly put her fore hooves on Izaiah's shoulders and kissed him lightly on the cheek. She blushed, then got out of the shower dried off with a towel and left the bathroom. Neither Izaiah or Flare had any idea what just happened.

'WHAT THE FUCK?!' (Flare)
"WHAT THE HELL?!" (Izaiah)

'Yes! I did it! But what's going to happen next? Hope he doesn't hate me...' (Spitfire)
'Did she just kiss him?' (Rainbow Dash who was spying through the bathroom window)

(Several hours later...At the canterlot palace or castle or whatever the fuck it is...)

Princess Celestia was enjoying a nice bath with her rubber duckies when a flurry of knocks was heard on her bathroom door. She quickly hid her toys and said;

"Come in." A solar and lunar Pegasus guard burst in, panting. The lunar guard spoke first.
"S-sorry to interrupt you Princess, but the Griffin ambassador and his Guards would like to speak it you, immediately." Celestia's eyes widened then she nodded saying;

"Bring Izaiah here now, and tell him to get suited up. I want him here in case the griffins don't start anything funny. Understood?"
"Yes MA'AM!" The two guards cried out in unison before taking off once more. Celestia made her way to her bedrooms and put on her solar crest. She reached for her armor, but a voice stopped her.

"You won't need that Celestia." Celestia jumped and whirled around, coming almost face to face with a dark blue Pegasus, with a military BTU on, a Blue and white DE holstered to his rump, and a very familiar orange sword sheathed on his back.

"That was very quick Izaiah. You seem ready, so lets go." Celestia said as she brushed past Izaiah and towards the war room. Izaiah followed. As they turned another corner, Izaiah asked;

"Couldn't you have one of your other guards guard you?"
"I could but the last time we encountered the griffins in combat, was over 200 years ago. Right now, you, the wonderbolts, and Rainbow Dash, are the only ones experienced enough to fight them."

"Fair enough, can I switch to my human form?"
"Not yet. Only if things get real bad."

"Damn." The two were quiet when they reached the war room. As they entered, there was a great multitude of Griffins in uniform, guarding a griffin with black wings and green eyes, bearing a sword sheathed to his side and another to his back. He sat at the head of the table. Celestia took a seat across from him, while Izaiah stood guard at the door with a few griffins in a blue combat uniform.

"Good evening Celestia."
"Good evening. You have something you would like to discuss?"

"Yes, here it is. In the griffin nation, there has been a rather large arising of rebels, trying to kill the king and take over. The king has humbly sent me to ask if you would watch over his daughter while we take care of this problem. We believe that it would be more safe for her here, watched over by one of you best guards."

Celestia thought about this. "I believe we can do that for you, as long as our treaty keeps as it is."
The ambassador nodded. "It can't just be any guard though, we are entrusting you with the heir tour throne. So, I am sorry about this but will be capturing you to find out who's the best suited for the job. Griffins, ATTACK!" All of the griffins drew their swords and a bright flash blinded them. Izaiah emerged from the flash, and put his self in front of Celestia, drawing his sword, Lynx.

"Sorry, but you'll have to go through me." The griffins took no time at all before charging at Izaiah, weapons raised. The first griffin swung his sword at Izaiah's head, but Izaiah parried it away and kicked the griffin in the chest, sending him flying into his comrades. Izaiah looked around for the ambassador, and then rushed over to him, sending a kick into is chest and throwing his swords across the room, and out of their sheaths. Izaiah then grabbed the ambassador and held a sword to his throat.

"Anyone moves, and he dies." The griffin guard dropped their weapons and stepped away from Celestia, looking shocked. The ambassador in Izaiah's grasp chuckled. Izaiah let him go, sheathing Lynx and drawing his DE. The ambassador calmly sat at the table once more.

"And who is this deadly warrior Princess?" Celestia sat down across from the ambassador.
"That is-actually, he can say it." The ambassador craned his neck at Izaiah, who just sighed and holstered his pistol.

"Sir, I am Private First Class Izaiah Midflame." The griffin guard hung their heads low. The ambassador look confused.
"You...you're a private, and you took us down in a few seconds? That is impressive my boy. Would you mind looking out for The king's daughter?"

"Starting when?"
"Now."

"no"
"Please?"

"As long as she behaves. Then that's fine with me." The griffins gave a sigh of relief.
"Just send her to Twilight's library in Ponyvile. I will be there tonight." With that, Izaiah and Celestia walked out, leaving the griffins to get ready for departure.

"So Celestia, what is the king's daughter's name?" Before Celestia could respond a voice announced,
"The name's Gilda, who wants to know?"