F@#$ my life
F@#$ Books (Falcon)
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAs they stopped at Ponyville's train station, the group couldn't help but feel bad about leaving Izaiah and Rainbow Dash at the castle to fight the rogue band of griffins by themselves. However, Celestia had assured them that they would be fine and they would see them soon, but they still could have helped...
"Hey Twilight, how come this train ride to and from Canterlot, didn't take as long as last time?" Falcon asked the purple unicorn in confusion. Twilight hung her head low and sighed.
"W-well y-you s-see....um.....I may have gotten us tickets to the Crystal Empire instead of ones for Canterlot by accident..." Twilight stuttered, not meeting Falcon's eyes. As they got off the train, Falcon was about to say something, but he was interrupted by a familiar set of voices.
"What took you guys so long?" A bored looking cyan Pegasus and human asked in unison, laying on top of a small cloud. The group looked bewildered at the sight. Somehow, Izaiah wasn't falling through the cloud or having any problems staying aloft at all. When they got off the cloud, the group crowded Izaiah and Rainbow Dash, telling them how glad that they were ok and asking what happened. Walking through town, the two told their stories. It was the afternoon and Ponyville's residents ran around going about their business. When Izaiah appeared, they gave him a wide berth and stared at him from a distance. Izaiah looked around in confusion. Twilight saw his confused look and decided to explain.
"It's ok, they just haven't gotten used to you staying here yet. They'll warm up to you eventually." Twilight said in a chipper tone. Izaiah still looked unsure. Luckily, Twilight distracted him by saying; "Here we are! Welcome to my home." She trotted up to the library's door and unlocked it with her magic. She gestured to the door inviting everyone in. They walked inside, and the boys scattered leaving the mares and Falcon with confused stares. Falcon walked around and was disgusted at what he saw. Rarity noticed this and decided to get to the bottom of this.
"Whatever is the matter Darling?" Falcon gave her a bored look. Looking around to see if Twilight was near by, he whispered in Rarity's ear;
"I don't like reading. At all." Rarity's eyes widened. She whispered back.
"Well don't tell her that..." Then they realized that there was another presence beside them. It was Twilight with a knowing smirk on her face. She whispered;
"It's a bit late for that, don't you think?" Falcon and Rarity jumped back in surprise and fear. Twilight laughed. She looked at Falcon with a questioning look. "So...you don't like books? Why?" Falcon shrugged.
"To be honest and blunt, they're boring. I could be doing something better with my life." Twilight pouted.
"Could you at least try one? Please?" She looked at him with large, purple, pleading, puppy dog eyes.
'Oh no! Not the puppy eyes!' Falcon thought as he struggled to shake his head. But his choice became even harder as Rarity joined in, and gave him her own set of puppy dog eyes. AJ was next, then Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and last but not least, Pinkie Pie. Izaiah chuckled behind Falcon.
"I don't think you have a choice Falcon." Sadly, Falcon knew he was right. It was just too adorable to resist.
"Fine, Fine. I'll read a book." The mares cheered. Twilight led him over to one of the many bookshelves, and this shelf had golden stars everywhere. she floated a book over to Falcon, who cautiously took the book with his mouth. Twilight grinned.
"Let's start with the basics, eh?"
Falcon put the book down, looked confused for a moment, then a grin appeared on his face, and broke out in hysterics. Curious, they all went to look at the book, and burst out in laughter as well. Twilight wasn't kidding when she had said 'The basics'. She had given him a picture book that read; "The cow says MOO and other stories". The library was the loudest it has ever been in history in...for...well...forever. An elderly couple passed the library. The elderly blue unicorn stopped to say to her significant other;
"They finally lost their marbles, I guess I owe that young mare, Roseluck, 15 bits..."
After a few minutes, the laughing died down, and Twilight situated Falcon with a book more his style and reading skill, everypony but Spike, Rarity, Falcon, and Twilight, said their good byes and headed out to show the boys the rest of Ponyvile. Finding Falcon on the couch, reading diligently, Spike continued to shelve books and continue about his business, and Twilight and Rarity went up the stairs to Twilight's bedroom to practice a few new spells Twilight had learned.
It was past midnight when Rarity decided to leave Twilight's library. Twilight said good bye to her friend, then closed the library. Heading to the kitchen for a snack, she was met with a drooling Falcon sleeping on the floor of the kitchen, piles of books and crumbs surrounding him. Twilight raised an eyebrow. 'Not much of a reader huh?' She thought as she floated 13 books over to their respectful bookshelves. Although, the book falcon was laying on looked VERY familiar. Taking a closer look, she gasped and her face flushed a light crimson. 'What the...how...how did he find this?'
Suddenly, Falcon started to moan in his sleep. Twilight backed away for a second. 'What the..."
"Twilight. I'm...gonna....cum..." Falcon mumbled in his sleep. Twilight's eyes widened. Her face flushed an even brighter red.
'Is he...having a dirty dream about...me?' She flipped Falcon on to his back with her magic and was smacked in the face with something thick. Shaking her head looked back at what hit her. She suddenly wished she hadn't.
"Is that...what I think it is?" Twilight whispered to her self.
"Yeah...it is...how long have you um...been here?" Falcon asked, now awake and blushing heavily. Twilight looked at him with a blushing face.
"Awhile...you were..."
"Having a dream about you? Maybe..."
"R-really? I didn't know you thought of me that way..." Twilight looked away. "I thought...that you liked Rarity." Falcon sat up with wide eyes.
"Why? Sure Rarity's pretty, but you, you're intelligent, funny, beautiful, and those violet eyes of yours, they take my breath away whenever I- hugh!" Was all Falcon could get out before he was tackled to the floor by a crying Twilight. The two crashed to the floor and Falcon cried out in pain as his large member was crushed by Twilight's body. She noticed this and quickly got off of him, accidentally moving a hoof along Falcon's member, making him moan in pleasure.
"Sorry...I just...never had anypony speak about me like that..." Twilight said, sniffing. Falcon looked surprised. Then he gave a determined look.
"Then they must be idiots."
Twilight smiled.
"Thank you but...," Twilight said as she sashayed over to him, "I think we need to work on your sweet talk." Twilight whispered before she planted her lips on Falcon's, bringing him in for a kiss. Falcon's eyes widened before he returned the kiss, getting used to the feeling. He felt this feeling, like something just, sparked, and it felt amazing. Apparently, Twilight felt it too, because she moaned as the kiss deepened even further. After a few moments, they broke apart, gasping lightly.
"Did...did you feel that too?" Falcon asked. Twilight giggled.
"Yes...that was great!"
"So...um...Twilight..." Falcon started off, sounding scared.
"Yes?"
"Would you...like to be my special somepony? If I'm even saying this right?" Twilight just smiled. Falcon scratched his head.
"Does that mean yes?" Twilight planted her lips on Falcon's once more and brought him into another kiss. After a few moments, they broke the kiss.
"Does that answer your question?" Twilight asked, smirking. Falcon nodded. "Good. We should probably get some shut eye."
"What do i do with this?!" Falcon protested, gesturing at his manhood. Twilight looked back, blushed, then continued towards the stairs saying,
"Heh, well that's your punishment for having dirty dreams about me without permission." She swung her tail from side to side, teasing Falcon with glimpses of her mare hood, not helping his case whatsoever.
Falcon sighed in defeat as he walked over to the couch, where he laid down. Only to have a purple aura encase his body seconds later, drag him up the stairs, into Twilight's bathroom and shove him into an ice cold shower. "Hey-HOLY FUCK! THIS IS FUCKING FREEZING! WHAT THE HELL TWILIGHT! L-LEMME O-OUTTA H-HERE!" Falcon screamed, shivering as the cold steams of water cascaded down his body. A few minutes later, his erection slid back into his sheath and the cold water was shut off. A levitating towel wrapped itself around Falcon drying him off. After it had done it's job, the purple aura whisked away the towel and grabbed falcon, dragging him to Twilight, who was laying in her bed with open forelegs.
The purple aura dropped Falcon into the bed with Twilight. Turning towards the purple unicorn, Falcon glared at her, shivering. "T-that...was cold. B-both literally and in a sense." Then he got off the bed and tried to head back to the couch. But twilight wasn't having any of that. Her horn glowed purple and Falcon was dragged back to her bed, and she hugged him tight, getting him warm. Falcon sighed as he felt her soft fur apon his own. It felt good and he couldn't deny it, so, he went 'screw it' and turned to nuzzle Twilight and wrap his hooves around her. They blushed as the looked into one another's eyes. Twilight smiled.
"So are we keeping this a secret?" She whispered.
"It's up to you Twi, but I can't control myself sometimes, so if I want a kiss, I'ma try to get one." Falcon whispered back, kissing her lips lightly before the both nodded off to sleep in each others arms(legs?).
Author's Note
Alright so here is an example of a rushed chapter. Whether it was good or not, is up to you all. Here's a cute kitten to make up for it.
...Or maybe that's a Derpy kitten...![]()
