F@#$ my life

by midnight blaze00

Waffles, hugs, and pt

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Falcon was awakened by the blinding light of Equestria's sun. Groaning, he tried to cover his eyes with his hooves, only to find that they were already preoccupied with holding the most beautiful unicorn in the world. She was curled up to him, with her head on her chest and snoring softly. He chuckled as her ear twitched, making her wake up.

"Five more minutes..." Twilight grumbled, nuzzling Falcon's chest. Falcon grinned. He had no problems with staying in bed for a bit longer. Twilight was so FUCKING soft! Plus, she looked adorable in her sleep. But the universe (or the author :trollestia:) had other plans.

"Yeah, I don't think so." A voice echoed around the room, making Falcon and Twilight jump out of the small bed in surprise. Their eyes widened at what they saw. Leaning against the door frame of Twilight's room, was Izaiah, crossing his arms, and decked out in a white tank top and camo pants, showing of his well toned muscles and built physique. He still had his DE holstered to his leg, and his Sword slung onto his back. Twilight's eyes were huge as she saw Izaiah's muscles. Falcon saw this and cleared his throat in annoyance, snapping his marefriend out of it. She gave falcon a sheepish grin. Izaiah just rolled his cyan eyes before continuing. "Alright, lovebirds," The two blushed at the comment, but Izaiah paid no mind. "I was sent by your friends to tell you that we are all having breakfast at sugarcube corner, and you two are invited." Izaiah smirked. "Actually, you don't have a choice, but, I wanted to be nice, seeing you two sleeping so peacefully. You have five minutes." and with that, Izaiah was gone, with a beat of his wings and an opened window. Twilight and Falcon looked at each other. Falcon smiled.

"I guess the cat's out of the bag now huh?" Twilight just nodded before grabbing Falcon, and a brush, and ran through the library and out of the door, heading to Sugarcube Corner.

True to his word, Izaiah and all of their friends were waiting outside of sugarcube corner. To Falcon, the building looked like a gingerbread house. Sgt. Gold was trying to eat the small building, while Rarity and AJ tried to convince him that it wasn't real gingerbread, Izaiah was on the ground, tied up, while three little fillies stood on top of him, planting a small flag on his back, smiling in glee. Rainbow Dash, Solarwing, and Spike were laughing at Izaiah's capture and discomfort. Even Fluttershy was giggling behind her long, pink, mane. During this all, Falcon was thinking; "Where is Pinkie Pie?" Little did he know, he and Twilight were about to find out. A loud singsong voice boomed behind the two unicorns.

"GOOD MORNING!" Startled, Falcon jumped a good 20 feet, and Twilight had to grab him in her magic so he didn't break his legs on the way down. Shaking, Falcon looked at Pinkie Pie in horror.

"W-what the hell? YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" Pinkie Pie grinned as she pulled out a checklist out of nowhere and checked something off. Twilight and Falcon shook their heads and turned their attention to the group of ponies (and human) waiting for them. Rainbow Dash noticed the two unicorns and waved them over. Finally reaching the group, Falcon took a deep breath and stated;

"So I take it that you all know that Twilight and I are dating?" Many jaws dropped and a chorus of "what?!" emanated from the group of ponies. Falcon looked in confusion while Twilight did this;:facehoof:. Falcon looked at Izaiah who was still tied up on the ground. Izaiah grinned and said;

"I didn't tell them. You just dug your own grave on this one, buddy." The mares crowded Twilight, asking questions like;
"Is he a good kisser?" "How'd he do it?" "How big's his-" Izaiah cut RD off there.

"HEY! CAN YOU PONIES JUST FU-FUGING UNTIE ME! I WANNA EAT!" Izaiah yelled out, watching his language. Saving Twilight and Falcon from embarrassment. The mares complied and they all went inside and sat a large booth. Fluttershy blushed, as Izaiah asked if he could sit next to her. A hint of jealousy flared in Rainbow Dash's eyes before she hid it, and sat next to Solarwing, who had seen that look. She whispered harshly;

"Not one word or you'll regret it." Solarwing gulped before nodding. After a few minutes, Mrs. Cake came around with a butt load of menus. Izaiah ordered waffles, and so did everypony else. The group barely fit at the table. So they brought another table over. Izaiah looked at the fillies from earlier who had captured him. "So..." He started in a neutral tone, "Who are you three?" The white unicorn filly with purple and pink hair responded in a proud and squeaky tone;

"We're the cutie mark crusaders! My name's Sweetie Belle!" Then the orange Pegasus filly with purple hair piped up.
"And I'm Scootaloo!" Then the last filly, a butter yellow earth pony with a red mane and matching bow spoke up.

"An my name's Applebloom!" Her accent was very similar to AJ's, so Izaiah assumed that they were sisters. Rarity and Sweetie Belle were obviously sisters, they both had the same white luxurious coat. Then again; so did Falcon...

"What's your name mister?" Applebloom asked him.
"My name's Izaiah."

"That's a weird name."
"I'm a weird guy.

"Good point." Izaiah rolled his eyes at Applebloom's comment. The fillies excused themselves from the table and RD seemed to want to know something rather, personal.

"So Falcon, how big's your-" Falcon cut her off quickly, blushing furiously.
"So Izaiah, did you know how soft the mares are here? It's like a hugging a plushy." Izaiah's eyes lit up before giving a hungry look to RD and Fluttershy, and before he could grab one of them, both of the Pegasus' bolted from the table. They were out of Izaiah's reach. He was about to go after them, when a familiar Pegasus walked through the door of Sugarcube Corner. The group gasped and Izaiah smiled before he ran and tackled her in an embrace yelling out, "SPITFIRE!"

Major Spitfire was not expecting this kind of welcome when she walked inside, wanting waffles. And now, she was being hugged by Major Midflame! "Although, this isn't that bad, he's warm, and soft, and smells like strawberries. Mmm....strawberries...." Spitfire thought while she was being embraced by the human. A few moments later, much to Spitfire's disappointment, Izaiah let her go, and stood up.
"Sorry about that Spitfire, I had to find if hugging mares was worth it or not. Although, I definitely say that was worth it."

"It's quite alright, Major Midflame, I may have enjoyed it." Izaiah nodded as he cringed slightly
"Please, we're not on duty, Izaiah is more then fine. What brings you here today?"

Spitfire grinned. "Waffles."
Izaiah grinned even more. "Funny, me too. Why don't you join us? We all ordered waffles and you can have some of mine, seeing how I tackled and hugged ya without your permission."

"I guess...as long as it's ok with your friends...I don't want to be much of a bother." It didn't take long for a chorus of "sure" to have Spitfire sit with them. She sat next to Izaiah and was bombarded by a series of questions from RD which she promptly answered. Soon enough, the waffles arrived and the table was a battle ground, fighting for syrup, butter, or another waffle. Izaiah had 6 of those buttery, golden, fluffy, waffles and then gave the rest to Fluttershy and Spitfire. They nodded their thanks, then dug in like wolves, much like the rest of the table. Izaiah slipped away from the group, (they didn't even notice,) and made his way over to Mrs. Cake. She smiled as he approached.

"Was it getting too wild for you Mr..."
"Midflame, but please just call me Izaiah. Also, no, I just need to do a few things today. So...where's the bill for our table?"

"It's alright, you all are friends of pinkie pie so we covered the bill." Izaiah's eyes widened.
"You don't have to do that. I can pay for it." The blue mare raised an eye brow.

"Are you sure?"
"Yes."

"Ok that'll be 170 bits." Izaiah didn't even flinch as he pulled out a pouch of gold bits. Mrs. Cake's eyes widened.
"Here's 300. Keep the change. Bye!" Izaiah laid down three golden bits in front of the mare and ran out the door, getting ready for some solo PT. Izaiah ran at a fast pace, doing laps on the path in the park. Each time he completed a lap, he did 20 four count push ups and did various core work outs. After his 8th lap, Izaiah was sweating hard and his body ached. Figuring he should stop before he passed out, Izaiah whipped out his mp3 player and laid down. This song was playing as he rested;

Izaiah sighed as the music calmed him. A cool breeze ran down his tense body, and ponies played in the park, birds chirped, everything seemed so...peaceful. Much better than earth, that's for sure.

Izaiah got up when the music ended and decided it was time to practice his flying. Spreading his wings, and was about to start this song...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKOlBZJ7Izs&list=PL6t0zeP90CaJk1BSs-o8_yI0ZJzInGyxK

...when he realized he wasn't alone. Spitfire, Fluttershy, Solarwing, Rainbow Dash, had prepped their wings as well, while Twilight and everypony else sat on a large picnic blanket. "Well? Start the song!" RD said impatiently. And so he did.

The rest of the day was spent flying and singing along to Izaiah's songs. When it grew dark, everyone got ready to head their separate ways. Izaiah walked slowly around with Spitfire, neither of them ready to go. "We've gotta do this more often, I haven't been this tired since basic training!" Spitfire laughed as she agreed with Izaiah. Flying alongside these ponies and Izaiah had been the most fun Spitfire had in a while. Then a few thoughts appeared in Spitfire's mind. 1. She really liked Izaiah now. 2. She had to go. 3. She still has his DE.

"Hey! that reminds me! I still have your gun, I'll have to get that for you." Spitfire said, pushing those other thoughts away for now. Izaiah shook his head.

"Keep it. That can symbolize that we're friends, and I have your back." Spitfire went wide eyed.
"A-are you sure?" Izaiah nodded. Rainbow Dash flew over to them.

"Hey! Izaiah! We're all having a sleepover at Twi's! Spitfire, you're invited as well." Rainbow dash said.

Izaiah sighed.
"Damnit. Ok. Spits, you comin?" Izaiah had started calling Spitfire that as the day continued, and she was ok with it. It wasn't a bad nickname. She had nothing better to do so why not?

"Sure....as long as its alright with all of you..."
"Alright! Let's go!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly.


Author's Note

Alright there is bound to be errors in this chapter so...please point them out. And yea this one was a tiny bit rushed. Sorry. Have a puppy

oh yea, that's my type of dog :scootangel:

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