MLP Beta Thoughts 3.1

Magic. Ponies love magic. It lets them fly, cast spells, and do all kinds of fun things. Magic is the whole reason for my being here in this wonderfully color and magic filled world of Equsetria! My name is Insanity, one of the many "brilliant ideas" that dear old dad came up with before he banished me and got himself trapped in stone one thousand years. Funny how that worked out for him. You know I should probably explain how I came into the world. See dad or Discord, spirt of chaos and lord of the dance (and yes that is one of his titles), in case you couldn't figure it out you stupid fucking sheep. Anyway dad gets really bored a lot of the time. Because apparently after being in control of everything for a hundred years he felt the need for company. So he goes and makes me and my siblings. There was my older sister Eris, who was the only other draconequus I ever met. And then I came along model after the second most chaotic creatures of all time. Humans! The difference being that I devil horns bad tail, plus this long forked tongue. Why? Because fuck reason and logic. And finally there was little Screwball. The only pony (heh. It rhymes.) which dad didn't push to the brink of madness. She was already crazy. Together we were a happy chaos loving family with nothing to do but enjoy ourselves.

Unfortunately my way of enjoying myself wasn't really accepted by my the rest of the family. See unlike my siblings I couldn't make things appear out of thing air or teleport or doing any of the things they did. But what I could do was manipulate minds and drive them insane. I got really good at this. So good that my power even began affecting my sisters. I didn't care, I was to busy laughing at their decent into madness (thats right I drive the crazy ponies insane!). It helped a lot that I was jealous of Eris and Screwball for being dad's biological kids, as opposed to me made from memories, madness, and magic. I didn't handle my jealousy very well. Dad wasn't happy that I had driven away his daughters to chaos knows where, so as punishment he locked me away in the minds of every pony everywhere. You know those mad thoughts and voices in your head that you try and push away into the deepest parts of your soul because if you acted on them you would commit sins and crimes so unspeakable that knowing these thoughts are in your head make you question your own sanity!? That's me. I'm also the one who gave Lyra the idea that humans are real.

But fast forward a thousand or so, and you have Terik break free blah blah blah steals magic blah blah blah make threats, then STEALS ALL OF DISCORDS MAGIC! FUCK YHA! See that dad's magic is what kept me in your heads. And without it I'll break free, no more chains on me. So look out Equstria Insanity is back and I'm gonna... gonna... huh. Well I don't know what I'm going to do but then again neither do you.