Xxx_B1lly_xxX The noskoper in equestria

Xxx_B1lly_xxX awoke from his bed, dazed. Not even a few seconds later he realized he wasn't on his bed, his fedora was missing, and worst of all his anime collection was gone. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Decided to walk around; not even a few seconds later he found his Xxx_Sniper_xxX, He had the urge to yell "MUM GET THE CAMERA11!!1!!1" He then remembered he wasn't in his mothers basement. oh how he missed that basement. With no time to wase, Xxx_B1lly_xxX Walked towards the town he saw ahead, Knowing his FaZe skills were still with him, he saw a pony with a tie; He walked towards the edgy bugger and said

  "c3n u qickscap?" The pony slowly turned to see a bipedal creature, standing behind him. The pony said,

"I-i uh..uh..maybe?" Xxx_B1lly_xxX responded with

"k, leme c ur skilz, wats ur naim xddd" The pony at this point knew this thing wanted to stick it's dick inside of him, but it was to late. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Quickscoped the light-brown pony, as he fell to the ground.

"Lol i fukd ur nan xdddd" Xxx_B1lly_xxX said.

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Xxx_B1lly_xxx Walked around the corner, and saw a tree-house. Xxx_B1lly_xxX knew his only option was "Stick ur dik in it xddd", And so he did. After about Twelve minutes Twilight Sparkle came out of her treehouse to see what was shaking it, what she found was a half naked bipedal monster dry-humping her treehouse. She screamed,

  "WHAT ARE YOU!?!?" She readied a spell to paralyze the monster, before it spoke up.

  "U WONT M8? EY'LL BASH UR FOOKIN HED IN, I SWER ON ME MUM!" She was confused.

   "W-what?-" Before she could say anymore, the monster readied his long stick. "

Fine, if you wanna fight, let's fight" Twilight said, somewhat confident. She charged a few spells at the monster, but they did nothing. She was worried, she tried 18 different spells on that hideous monster, while it just stood their talking about "edgy reddeting", Whater that was. She fired her final spell, and it got the monsters attention, but it wasn't the one she wanted. she got  single response, "U WONT M8? 1V1 ME FGT" He charged at her, and a large sound came from the long stick, a few seconds later she found herself laying on the ground, bleeding to death. she said

  "W-why?" The Noskoper's response?

  "Im in FaZe, faggot."