who gets the mare?

Folding and refolding her wings as they walked.

"But the thing is one of them isn't even a stallion! I just don't understand why they would choose me over you or somepony like that." Pinkie said rubbing the back of her head.

"I for one think it's pretty obvious why." Twilight said looking at her.

"Whys that?"

Twilight stopped walking and gestured for Pinkie to stop. Pinkie stopped and cocked her head to the side. Twilight kept her gaze fixed on something and Pinkie looked to where she was looking. It was a pony couple nothing relatively special about them but they were sitting at a cafe laughing with each other, Twilight turned her head and pointed at another couple. It was two mares that she recognized as Octavia and Vinyl. Octavia was paying for a new cello while Vinyl shoved a cd into her saddle bags.

"What? I don't get it they're just couples." Pinkie said dumbly with a blank look on her face.

"Exactly to each they're own. I mean Octavia and Vinyl are nothing alike and yet they're happily dating. But the other couple seemed to have a lot in common and they seemed happy. That's why they chose you because they have something in common or they find you interesting." Twilight finished smiling at her.

"Every pony finds me "interesting" Twilight." Pinkie said making air quotes.

Twilight gave a laugh. "It's a different kind of interesting Pinkie."

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Cheese sandwich trudged through the ever free forest before coming upon a boulder that was covering a hole in the ground. He pulled out boneless #2 and wrapped it around the bolder. He pulled on boneless and with visible effort managed to move the boulder enough so he could slip through. He fell through the hole and landed on the ground with a audible thud.

"Well boneless #2 you did a good job of helping me with that pickle!" Cheese sandwich exclaimed and set boneless #2 on his back.

He quickly ran to the edge of the mirror pool and splashed the water smiling at his distorted image. He set boneless #2 down on the side making a mental note to not let any of the other cheeses take it. After all how was Pinkie or any pony believe it was him if he didn't have proof? Since there was only one copy of each boneless there was no way of getting another. Not even HE was capable of doing so.

"Now what was that rhyme again?" He questioned himself tapping his chin. "Oh right! Um something something something, at the prospect of being doubly there!"

He walked into the water and when he emerged a copy of him jumped out as well.

"Hello! I'm Cheese Sandwich!" The copy said flashing a smile. "Oh wait! Your me too!"

"Right you are! Or right I am? Not sure how this Mumbai jumbo works, we could ask the writer!" Cheese sandwich turned and tapped to what a normal pony would think an invisible force field. "Hey you! With the phone! You know the one that's writing these words right now. How does this even work?"

Cheese paused to listen but frowned when he heard nothing. "Awwww come on! You look like you just saw a ghost. It's just me, Cheese!" He shrugged and walked back to his copy. "That didn't work."

The copy nodded and glanced back at the pool. "We should throw a party here it's really pretty and we could make a bunch of us er me to help with the decorations!"

Cheese shook his head. "As much as I want too I need my help me."

The copy stared at him with a blank expression. "So I need to help myself with something?"

Cheese sandwich paused. "Wait one would say right you are name of pony here, but would I say right I am me?"

The copy shrugged. "Why not?"

"Well anyway me!

I need my help to win over a mare." Cheese said sighing happily.

"Oohhh a mare! Spill the beans me!" The copy said pulling out a heart shaped pillow.

"How about I show me instead?" Cheese asked pulling out a board with pictures on them.

"Oooh!" The copy squealed.

"And I'll tell you in song!" Cheese said whipping out his guitar.

"Ooh yippie!" The copy said clopping his hooves.

"Ahem." Cheese cleared his throat and began to strum his guitar.

"The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name.

I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance and found the biggest ever celebration party dance

Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place and I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face

I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free for now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee

A super duper party pony -- that's what I became

I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name

But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why

For the one who threw that party, it was her, Pinkie Pie."

The copy clapped and whooped as cheese finished his song. "So she inspired me to do party's?"

"Yea that's how I started liking her." Cheese exclaimed putting his guitar back in his mane.

"So what do you need my help with?" The copy asked leaning in forwards.

"Well two other ponies- err well a pony and a chaotic God like her too." Cheese sandwhich explained handing people chutes of Discord and Pokey Pierce to his clone.

A mischievous smile spread across the clones face. "I know just what to do."

"I do?!?" Cheese asked leaning in excitedly.

"Ok here's what I'm going to do...."