who gets the mare?

  Discord floated over one of the cotton candy clouds to the edge of the ever free forest and set it over a tree in the forest to keep it away from meddlesome ponies that wandered to the clearing at the edge.

  He brought the rest of them and but then above multiple trees that lines the edge.

  He smiled and said "Great! All done! All that's left is to go find Pinkie."

  He turned and fell forward as two things smacked into him from behind. Fearing it was monsters from the forest he quickly turned and was surprised from what he saw. Not very surprised because remember this is the lord of chaos.

  Two cheese sandwiches stared at him back. Yes two, the exact same pony but doubled. It had to be one of the last ponies Discord wanted to see.

  "Cheese." He said bitterly glancing between both of them.

  "Hello." They both said one with more hostility than the other.

  "I'm guessing THAT one is the clone." Discord said pointing towards the one that seemed more oblivious.

  "Right you are." Cheese said stepping forward. "This is my clone. Clone, Discord, Discord, clone."

  The clone waved and gave a smile. "Hello there!"

  "Hi." Discord said his eyes briefly flickering between the two before settling them on cheese.

  There was an awkward silence as Cheese and Discord stared at each other, running over their plan in their heads. Cheese broke the eye contact as he noticed the cotton candy clouds above the trees. He smirked as he eyed his clone.

Discord ignored his smirk and dismissed the clone. I could do that if I wanted too. He thought as a new plan formed its way in his head.

  "So how'd you make your clone?" Discord questioned.

  "The mirror pool didn't Pinkie tell you about it?" Cheese said smiling with glee at the thought of him knowing something about Pinkie that Discord didn't.

  Discord frowned at his smile but quickly gave a winning look. "Of course she did! I was thinking maybe Zecora helped you or something."

  Cheese's smile faltered but quickly returned as his clone gave him a reassuring smile. "Nah Zecora wouldn't help after the whole hundreds of Pinkie Pie incident."

  Discord made a mental note to ask Twilight about it later but turned back to cheese and gave him a mischievous smile. "So Cheese how are you going to make sure ponies know your the real Cheese?"

  "Why boneless of course!" He said gesturing to the rubber chicken on his back. "Only I have the second boneless! No pony else could possibly have one! Not even somepony as random as me!"

  "No pony eh?" Discord questioned raising an eyebrow.

  "No pony!" Cheese echoed not taking notice of Discords grin.

  "Well luckily for me I'm not a pony." Discord said taking Boneless with his magic.

  "Hey give him back!" Cheese yelled jumping in the air to grab boneless.

  Discord pulled boneless higher and gave a foalish laugh as Cheese fell on his plot. "Sure! I'll give both of you one!"

  He quickly made a copy of boneless two and gave one to his clone and dropped the other to Cheese.

  "Gah! What have you done?" Cheese screeched, panic in eyes.

  Discord blinked his eyes innocently and said "Why I just gave your clone a toy, was I not supposed to?"

  "No! That's the only way someone could tell us apart and you just...." A look of realization crossed his face which was quickly replaced with one of anger. "You did that on purpose!"

  "Well doy! I mean who tells anyone, especially the person they're betting against, the plan they have."

  To say Cheese was mad was an understatement. If you took the anger Pinkie had when Applejack broke a promise and doubled it it wouldn't be half of the anger Cheese had at this very moment. His face turned redder than hot sauce and steam literally fumed from his ears. His body trembled as he clenched his hoof.

  Discord took note of his anger and a moment of doubt entered his mind. Should I have done that?

Cheese stepped forward his anger not yet faded and scowled. "Ill get you back for this Discord!"

He stalked off with his clone, leaving Discord alone once again. Discord stood there shocked by the change in Cheeses personality. He shook his head and continued on with his plan certain that things would work in his favor.

He smiled and said out loud to himself. "Very well everypony has to play or the game is over and I win!"

He threw his head back triumphantly and continued on with arranging the cotton candy clouds before deciding they were perfect. He sat back to admire his work before deciding it was time.

"When Pinkie Pie sees this there will be no doubt who she'll kiss first."