Love in the Time of Postage

"Applejack?" I yell, banging on the door to her house. "It's me, Nick."

"The hay do you want?" she replies through the door. She sounds upset.

"What? Did I do something?" I ask, trying to look inside the home.

"Ya stayed at that mailmare's house. Me and mah stupid thoughts. Ah thought ah loved you, but... How could I? You're a royaldamned womanizer. Leave me the hell alone."

"But, she's only my frie-" I try to reply. Before I can finish, the door opens and Applejack stares me straight in the eyes. She's been crying.

"Ah don't give a damn. I know what ya want me to believe, but I won't hear it. I never want to see you again." she says, trying to close the door. I stop her from completely closing it.

"Darn it, Applejack! I really do think you're beautiful, but there are..." I count for a second. "About three other mares trying to fall for me. They all love me for some reason. In fact, I don't know why you love me! But I'm trying to work this out. I'll talk to you later." I then close the door and walk in the direction of the boutique.