When an Earth Pony named Nicholt moves to Ponyville, he settles into the everyday chaos quite nicely. But when he goes to send a letter to his parents, he meets a grey mailmare. She seems to be oblivious to his advances, but can he keep her out of harms way? Not if the fates have anything to say about it, he isn't. Romance, comedy, action, drama, and... muffins?

More of a test to see how well I could write a Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo story than anything else, albeit it will be fun. Not excessive, but contains some cursing, sexual themes, and peril.