You know the drill, convention, strange artefact that is suspiciously cheap, BAM!, new universe.
Being a machine is something new as well, as are my latent homicidal urges and test addiction. All of this adds up to make my one goal very difficult.

Do NOT piss of the Princesses.

Seriously, I know how this goes and being encased in stone as well as metal is not high on my to do list. Getting home is not going to be easy, however I just happen to be the right AI for the job.

Its time to start thinking with portals.