Chapters Full Metal Equintegration
"MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! ME-" I was awoke (Somewhat groggily) By my alarm clock. I want to meet the guy who invented that thing, shake his hand, and slap him.
"Wait, wasn't I getting something from my Uncle Damon?" As my body finally followed my mind downstairs, I Pondered what his "Surprise for me" Could be. Maybe a movie, or a video Game?
It was one o' clock when I finally got out of the house. I have a low paying job, so as long as I get in my 6-7 hours a day, I'm good.
What I got in the mail was... strange.
Why would he get me THIS?
As I sat down with the item at the table, I realized it gave me something to do while at work.
My job was a (Sadly empty) night shift at Sonic, since I'm there 12:00 to 6:00, So I guess It wouldn't be AS boring.
I had no idea what I was walking into.
What he got me was a large Gundam model kit. Gundam 166-Sinanju. Before I realized it, Something else fell out of the box. Now, before I go on, I AM a brony, as Is my Uncle. To a point.
So guess my surprise when a note popped out along with what looked like a badge, With Princess Celestia, A half sun, Princess Luna, and A half Moon.
I decided to put it on at work, While I set to work on the model. After I finished the Model, after about six Hours. I put the badge on, And blacked Out.
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When I woke up, I was in a glass tube, and heard voices coming down the Hall. As confused as I was, I stayed still. Then, A medium (About Braeburn sized) stallion walked in with A mare, And looked at me.
"Should we bring this one?" She asked.
"No, It hasn't moved since we built it." He replied.
Jokes on you, I guess. I thought as I moved my arm In a waving position.
"I-it Moved!" The stallion said.
"Yes! Yes it did! Project Sinanju Is a success!" She shouted.
Wait, Project? I looked at my arm and realized it looked red and metallic. Crapbaskets. I'm in Equestria, so yay! But I'm not a human, so boo! Now, hopefully they'll say their names, because I currently can't speak. I suppose they didn't put my vocals in.
"Well, Systech? How do you feel about this?" The mare asked him.
Okay, Systech? And hopefully. He'll say her name...
"We finally have a result we can show Celestia, Silver Lining!" He proclaimed.
"Are we really going to submit this to the Princess Now? It Doesn't even know it's own capabilities!" Silver Lining Almost Shouted.
Systech sighed, "Sorry dear, I got a bit ahead of myself. I suppose we should get it used to it's weapons, if it is to do the Princess any good."Systech replied.Wait, weapons? sweet! As I wondered what the weapons could be, I felt (Yes, I can still feel!) A bit of pressure on my arm. I looked to see Systech holding what looked like a metal stick.
A beam came out of said handle. "This is your beam sword. It can cut through metal-" He cut through a steel table to accentuate the point-"Like Butter. It goes here." He said as he Pushed it into my Arms. Yes, I did feel it.
"Now, For defense"-He continued-" You have this." He held (Somehow, he wasn't a Unicorn) A large red shield. As I took it, He deeply sighed. "Sorry, Got a bit too anxious, Forgot how heavy it was. Anyway, to do a LOT of damage, use this." He pointed to a table That held what looked like a large rifle.
"It can kill, stun, Or burn whatever it is aimed at. It is fully integrated with your A.I, And so It does what YOU want it to do. Although you still have to pull the trigger. A failsafe, You understand. Last, but-heh- curcuitly not least..." Silver and I both Put our front Appendages On our faces in the universal blah Gesture. Known as "The facepalm"
He held what looked like two small metal axes-"These are your beam axes. Put then together, bottom to bottom, And you get a weapon to make Tirek Squeal Like a Little girl." I did so, (Put them together, that is. Tirek will squeal later.) And found the top blade Extended. "The beam naginata. A weapon of my own design." He said boastfully.
"Now, these-"He gestured to several large robots that suddenly appeared around me-"Are your training dummies. Hit them to your hearts content, get a good feel for your weapons."
As I did, I was surprised just how natural It felt, going from Shield bash to Beam axes so quickly. I was later told by Silver Lining that she could barely see me move between attacks.
As I went to the two-hundred mark and was stopped. "Okay, Now I believe you're ready to Protect a Princess." As we finally left the Facility, I was surprised to see that passerby didn't mind me, So I guess they either thought I was a prank By Discord, A new species, Or they just didn't mind.
On the way to the castle, something happened. We were attacked. Sorta. I put my shield up before the assailant could react, and he ran straight into it. It made a slight "Bong!" noise, so I'm guessing it hurt.
"Did you see how fast it moved? That was incredible!" Systech Said.
Silver Lining Rolled her eyes."Yes, dearest. Now, are we going to go in?" As they were talking, and I was sightseeing, I suppose you could say, We had reached the castle.
"Yes! The time has Come! Onward!" After Systech finished stating this, I chuckled Inwardly, As outwardly wasn't currently possible. Now, to wait In Line. Great.
Author's Note
Okay, So I'm throwing in my two and a half cents To this whole Lohav/ Lohah Phenomena. It's my first story, So CONSTRUCTIVE criticism Is appreciated. Thank you, And Good day. Or Night. Or whatever time it is where you are. Also, HIS real name will be revealed, In due time. *Insert evil laughter here*
{Update} So, 2 comments, 9 likes, and one Dislike, In 4 hours of it being officialy moderated? I feel like a proud father! Also, I fixed (Most, I may have missed a bit) Of the capitalization, as that was the only complaint I got, and added a bit. Fixed typos, switched one or two words, nothing life changing.
As we headed in, I spotted a couple of guards in bright golden armor having an issue with what looked like a fairly large Griffin. Although, unlike most Griffins, His feathered section was black, and he had no tail.
"What is going on here?" Systech asked as we walked up to the scuffle in progress.
"None of your business, peasant." The Griffin replied before pulling out a large, black metal broadsword. "Now, make yourself scarce, before I have to hurt you."
Right after he said this, Systech looked at me and held up his hoof, as if to say 'Hold on'.
"All due respect, my friend here would not like it if someone were to harm me." He said, and as he motioned to me, I stood proud and pulled out my sword, before putting it back.
"Ha, what could a red suit of Minotaur armor do to me?" He said, before dispatching the guards that were around him by swinging wide, taking out three at once, before the other two were kicked so hard their front hooves broke.
After this, Systech nodded, right as he rushed us. Much like the thief yesterday, I held up my shield and it blocked the sword, before pushing it forward to knock the Griffin back.
"Is that all you've got? No mere shield can stop me!" He said as he rushed me again. Two blades came out of my shield, which I used to very quickly cut his sword's blade off, right above the handle.
The look on his face was priceless, his mouth was wide open, nearly on the floor.
"How... My sword has been magic proofed!" He said, confused, while looking left to right to search for an escape route.
"Well, how about pure, unstoppable energy?" Silver Lining said, smugly, grinning ear to ear like a small child on Christmas .
He very quickly kneeled in front of me as well as a Griffin could, as my mind jumped to Kneel before Zod.
"I give to my superior. Do whatever you wish. I am at your mercy." As he said this, he looked sad. I looked at Systech, Confused. And pulled out one of my beam axes.
He noticed, and said "Griffins are a warrior race, and they are loyal to any who are stronger." as he gestured to me to put the blade up.Ooh, I could be so evil with this. I thought.
Onto the throne room, after going through multiple very long hallways, and seeing a large amount of stained glass windows, showing the first defeat of Discord, Nightmare Moon's banishment, and... Is that the Crystal Empire? Already?
As we (Finally) entered the throne room, I noticed the guards tense up when they saw the me and the Griffin, and almost immediately took out their spears.
"Hello there, my little ponies." Well, that's obviously Princess Celesti- Nope, wait, Luna? She gestured for the guards to lower their spears. Wonder what she's doing, considering my scans, (Yes, I can do that.) She's tired.
"Where is Celestia?" Systech asked, obviously as confused as I and The Griffin were.
"My sister has been... Indisposed, by some unknown cause of dark magic. We have-Ugh- Discord watching her, as he is the only one who can deal with dark magic." She said all of this somewhat sullenly and Angrily.
"Ah, yes, Discord. We need to thank him for the parts to make this guy." He said as he patted my waist, Discreetly putting in a small micro SD card sized chip.
What could that be doi-WHOA! I thought, as it filled my mind with knowledge of what was done while I couldn't move.
Systech wanted me to KILL the royal sisters, Cadence, and Twilight! Crapbaskets, Now I need to choose. Decisions, decisions.
Author's Note
Here it is, as promised, chapter two! Also, I want to know what YOU think, should Sinanju be good or bad? Also, Idea names for the Griffin? I got nothing. Thanks everyone and next chapter I'll be creating Sinanju's Displaced token! Not as long as the last chapter, but the next on will be longer, I promise!
EDIT
Ok, So this chip-
Hello.
And now it has a voice. Great. Anyway, it wants me to kill The Princess'?
Yes.No!
Yes.No!
Yes.No-Ok, this is gonna get old.
At this point, Luna-Ooh, already here? It begins.
Wait, What? I thought as I rushed forward, not in control of my body, to attack the princess.
Luckily, she noticed the attack and teleported out of the way.
"Guards! To m -" She was interrupted by the Griffin, who kicked her in the side mid-shout.
"How dare you assault a Princess of Equestria !" She shouted before knocking him out the window with magic.
Almost immediately after, I tackled her with the shield in front of me, before kicking her out the window after the Griffin.
"What has gotten into you?" She cried out, as I fired my beam rifle at her, which she nimbly dodged, before hitting me with a spell in turn, which knocked me back before teleporting me into the Everfree Forest.
"So, she sent you here too?" I opened my eye-thing, to see the Griffin.
"Thanks" I said. Wait, I can talk now? "Whoa, I can finally talk!"
"You could not before?" He asked.
"No, I guess it was because of the-. Because of the-. Ok, I can't say it apparently. Anyway, he put a thing in me that made me want to-and try to-attack the Princess." As I said this, I opened up my now dented chest plate to find there was nothing In it.
"Ok, so I'm powered by magic. What can I do with that? Although, that does explain the "Technology". I said.
"Well, It may mean most magic cannot harm you." He suggested.
"Yeah, there's that. Although, I wonder if-" as I said this, A bunch of random items fell onto my lap.
"What is this?" That, my friend, is a Displaced token.
"Who is that?" I asked to no one, apparently.
Who I am is not important. These, however, are. The voice replied.
"Ok, why are they important?" As I asked this, A chunk of Metal came off of my armor in the shape of my shield.
This is your Displaced token. Say something and put a bit of energy into it, and Then put it through here. As she said this, a small portal opened up beside me.
"O...k, I guess I'll do it." I held up the mini-shield, and Said... "I am Gundam msn-06S Sinanju, Call me if you require assistance unrelated to the sisters. And witness how I can make the best future partly a reality! " Ok, that should do it.
As I put it through the portal, I felt it split into multiple different clones. It felt weird.
You have done well. Now, go onto your adventure, and see how your story ends.
Well, that was cryptic. "So... What happens now?"
"What do you mean?" Oh, wow. the Griffin. Forgot he was here.
"Never mind. Now, what are we going to do? We are fugitives, out to KILL the Princess' of the SUN and the MOON. How are we going to pull this off?" As I asked, I saw him get up.
"Well, I need to go hunt. You stay here. I am less likely to be noticed right off the bat." After saying that, he flew off.
"Ok, I guess I'll wait." And so, I waited.
Author's Note
Sorry if this seems a bit short, but I accidentally lied last time. Had a bit of writers block.
News on progress, life, and crossovers.
I have bad news any good news. Which do you want to hear first? Too bad, my story, my rules. I am going to be revising all of my chapters. That's good. When I get a new laptop or mine is fixed, due to the OS being corrupt, and losing my charger. That's bad. I will also try to watch gundam unicorn to get a better grip on sinanju's capabilities. That's... OK, I guess? Due to the laptop situation, I am uploading this from my tablet. If you want to crossover, just contact my Skype at xzsamzilla7. That is all for now. Good night, and decent news.
