What happens when birthday scenarios are overheard by the Princess of Equestria(and the sun).

When Hurricane reads a birthday scenario out loud, Celestia just so happens to overhear.

Have you ever read a birthday scenario? Well, this is the story about how Hurricane, a bored young pegasus stallion, reads one. The result is not pretty.
Many, many ponies fall victim to the cards. Too many.
Well. Only 31.