A small introduction to Madness

The Clown, Tricky, crashed into a building, a nightclub to be exact.  All he remembered was hitting the machine and suddenly getting transported.  Shaking off the dust, he felt fine, except that he somehow lost his street sign, but not his M16.  Looking around himself, he saw abunch of 'ponies?' around him with techno music playing in the backround.  Reviewing what he liked to do best, he forgone thinking about why he was here and what this place was and started to push past the staring ponies and walk up to the DJ stand.  Reaching there, Tricky pointed off the stage while looking at the pony on the DJ stand who was a white pony, this was in his language to get off and let him play.

Vinyl Scratch was a DJ pony with music note for her cutie mark.  And today, much to her surprise, something fell from the ceiling and crashed on the dancing floor.  Putting the music on auto-play, she looked down at this thing.  It had some mask on and it seemed walk on two hooves and have two weird things to grab items with it, like that black stick it was holding and it seemed not to be harmed from this fall.  'What was this thing?' she thought as it started to push ponies, going straight towards her. Seeing this, she started to panic.  'What was it going to do to her?', she thought, 'Why is it going towards me?'.  And when it stopped in front of her and pointed down, Vinyl Scratch was even more confused.  'What did it want?' she thought, as she backed away from it, unconsciously stepping off the DJ stand.

Tricky smiled behind his mask as the white pony walked away from him, leaving the DJ stage open for his liking.  Stopping the music, he played his own   uniquie sounding song.  Looking at the new thing playing this new music which was decent enough, she shrugged and went to get some apple brandy.  She needed to forget this.

It was about the same time when Tricky fell into the night club, about 1 AM.  The moon was up with the stars in its magnificent glory, and like usual, Twilight was up studying.  Tonight, she was studying about 'Advance Magical Matrix's for Eggheads: Edition 1' and if she thought about it, this book was insulting her in every way possible.  In her own home too!  However since Twilight has that weird urge to never throw away any books, she contemplated to throw it in a secret shelf so she never had to see it again.  Yelling in frustration about this insulting book, she reached a final conclusion to throw away her first book, opened the window with magic, and threw said book out.  Sighing in relief, she teleported another book to herself.  Before she had time to read the title of the new book, the old one flew from the window inside the room from outside and hit in the face.  Thinking about physics and how a book is an inanimate object, Twilight looked out the window to see a thing with a halo.  It seemed to have some sort of stick and it looked angry, shrugging, she pulled her away from the window as something flew past her at she measured approximately 1000 feet per second.  Realizing that if this metal thing would be to hit her, she would die and how fortune it she had been to look away at that moment, she created a bubble shield and looked outside again.

Jesus was outside some random tree in a small town.  He didn't even know where he was and how he was back to life and even how he had his halo back and he was fully healed, the last thing he could remember was being thrown by the Auditor and dying.  While thinking how he came back, some book hit him, already confused he became angry and threw the book back up the window.  And when some purple pony, he didn't even know that ponies could be that color, looked out the window, he decided that it threw the book, thus he shot his pistol at the purple pony, only for it to duck behind the window and come up again with a shield similar to his when he creates a shield to deflect bullets.

Jesus was a regular human being who has been transformed to a supernatural being due to the Halo upon his head.  He decided in Nevada, that he would purify it, creating it to become a better world.  However a certain individual called Hank stopped him.  During sometime, Jesus could see that he was wrong and Hank was right, thus he turned against the Auditor.  It was his final battle against the Auditor when he died, not even harming the Auditor.  Now he was alive, somehow, and with the halo, fortunately.  Thinking to himself, Jesus decided to change his name  back to Jebidiah Christoff, his natural name.  Since he died and came back, he decided to start anew in this weird world of colors.  To be honest, this world had a happy mood as if it was a child's cartoon, but of course it wasn't.  And the best way to became a nice person again, as he kinda was when he was a scientist, was to say sorry to the owner of the purple pony.  And since there wasn't anything here related to Nevada, he could have his life again, and hopefully as a scientist, but who knows how lucky he would be in this weird, but calm world with colors.

Twilight was curious of the thing outside the tree, several questions were already forming in her curious mind.  Deciding to go down and meet the thing, she reactivated her shield and walked down, just as the door was gently knocked on.  Thinking back to the thing and how it looked, was it an angel?  Opening the door, she faced the weird looking angel who certainly now that she really looked at it was not a pony and was bipedal with hands as they called it on monkeys.  "What are you?" asked Twilght, eagerly.

Jesus, now Jebidiah, answered cautiously "I am Dr. Christoff.  So I assume you are the owner of this unique house?"

Twilight deactivated her shield and looked the this thing. "I am Twilight Sparkles, librarian.  And to be truthful", she continued while tipping her head sideways like a confused puppy, "what are you?"

Jebidiah was momentarily confused, "Excuse, me, but I'm not trying to be rude, but you aren't a servant?  And to be honest, I am surprised you even manage to know my language or vice versa."

Twilight smiled at this thing, "I don't think you answered my question, but I'm the owner of this house... tree.  And in Equestria, ponies are some of the more sapient beings here.  That includes: griffens, cats, dogs,..." As Twilight continued her little lecture about sapient beings, Jebidiah encountered a prospect, it seemed to him that the species here that were dominant were in part, ponies and others.  It was ridiculous in part, but is seemed true and no   Thus,  Jebidiah concluded, he was dead.

Hank was with Sanford, giving Deimos, the fallen comrade, a proper burial.  Hank was a gun and sword wielding psychopath and Sanford was the duo team with Deimos.  Sanford wielded a retrievable hook and any weapon he could get his hands on while Deimos liked wielding his custom made pistol and Uzi or assult rifle.  Hank was currently putting Deimos's two guns in the coffin with Deimos.  Hank was larger than normal due to his revival in a machine that boosts people's stats which also deformed his right hand red and muscle like while giving it more power.  Sanford had a bandanna and one of the only people to have a face.  On the other hand, Deimos had a hat and a trench coat.   Sadly, Sanford was getting teary taking a small script of paper out of his gear bag.  Getting ready to start speaking once Hank was getting ready to bury his best comrade and friend, he looked upward at the sky as if he wanted God to come down and save his friend.  While looking up, Sanford realized something white was coming towards them and then his vision went black.

Luna was awake watching the stars as her sister Celestia was retiring to sleep.

"Good night sister." yawned Celestia as she walked away.

"Good night to thee too."  Luna said as she started to charge up her sleep watching spell to check the dreams.  Only for Hank, a large humanoid creature with one of his hands red and grown back with more power, to fall on her.   Luna, reacting quickly, imprisoned Hank before he could realize what was happening.

"Hmph, thou has failed to kill me" smirked Luna as she opened up the door of her chambers to check what was happening.  Luna's guards, bat ponies, were pointing their weapons at two other things who looked like the bigger thing.

"Report." commanded Luna as she inspected these two more things.

Before any guard could say anything, one thing with a hat spoke, "I found ponies."

The captain guard poked the human before speaking, "We found these things." before the thing with the hat spoke "We're humans.  And your horse and bat thingies!"

Luna glared at the two captives before looking at the captain, "Bring them to the dungeon of Canterlot so we can question them."

The thing with the hat spoke "Yaaay!" before the other thing put its hand infront of the other one's mouth.