A small introduction to Madness

It was a dark and gloomy prison on that day.  The three humans had their weapons taken away, but Sanford still had his hook hidden in his tool belt.  Sanford was still in the state of shock, wondering what happened to himself that Deimos was alive and why ponies could talk while Hank was still unconscious.  Deimos, however, was still optimistic.

"Hey guys!" he cheerfully said to his two inmates, Hank and Sanford, "Are we all dead?"  The last event he remembered was putting Hank in the revival chamber and being shot and killed by some enhanced A.T.P. Engineers.  Atleast Hank killed them later, Deimos thought until he reached the stand off point.  He died?!?  Then how was he back alive?

But before he could ask more questions Sanford recovered and yawned, tired with confusing thoughts flying around his head and replied, "If I'm with you, then we're both in Hell."

Just for Hank to silently chuckle and say  "I think Hell would actually give me my normal body back."

Deimos chirped up again while holding the bars of the cell, "Maybe since these pony, horses, watever, are zombies.  They kinda have mouths you know?"

"Off subject!" declared Sanford as he took out his hidden hook and proceeded to try to pick the lock of the cell.  "And who creates old fashion cells now?"

Hank looked at the cells and then at his arm.  Apparently, the horses didn't think him and his merrily annoying band to be much of a threat.  "Out of my way." commanded Hank as he got ready to try to punch the bar down.

Sanford sighed while stopping his attempt at pick the old lock.  "Give it your best shot bud, even..." Sanford's voice trailed off as Hank one hit the bar breaking it with his genetically modified hand.  Hank smiled and waved at Sanford with the same arm Hank used to break the door as Sanford just lingered in shock.  Deimos started laughing as he took Sanford's hook and pushed Sanford on the bed.  Right then, the door of the prison opened in which a royal guard appeared.

The royal guard heard a bang, so he came to check it out.  However, he didn't call for any back up or the such.  And he also made the mistake of speaking and not running., "Halt you criminal aliens!" the royal guard spoke with determination as if the prisoners would actually listen to him. " I demand you to stay in your cell until we construct a n..." the guard got to before Sanford recovered from shock and retrieved his hook from the menace Deimos.  And abruptly threw it for it to impal the Guard's armor.  In an emotion of anger and shock the guard spoke "I demand you to..." as he was cut again as Sanford tugged on the rope of the hook with Deimos for the poor guard pony to fly face first into the first of Hank.  The pony was knocked out, despite the force being able to shatter brittle metals.

"Why didn't the pony die?" Deimos complained, his former thoughts about life forgotten.

Sanford looked at the pony and Hank's first while Hank broke another bar.  Hank was the first of the two to speak up, "So why?".  Hank then looked at Sanford as if he had the answer.

To his, Sanford put up his hands as if in surrender. "Lets just escape this prison." reasoned Sanford, hoping to skip all the confusing detail about why ponies wouldn't die.

Deimos nodded as he stole a cigarette from Sanford's tool belt.  After lighting it, he tried to tug Hank's normal arm.  Deimos smiled as he attempted to mimic the voice of a first grader "Lets go on a field trip about ponies."

Hank looked at Deimos before taking up the guard pony's spear and passing it to Deimos.  "When ponies fly."  huffed Hank while walking out of the dungeon.

Celestia was sipping tea by herself.  It was morning time, and she just woke up.  Luna set aside a note for her and Twilight sent one too.  Feeling that Luna's note was bad news, as she was a protector, she proceeded to open up Twilight's first.  'Sun then night' was her biased reasoning.  She then read the letter out-loud.

Dear beloved teacher,

Tonight while I was up late studying  'Advance Magical Matrix's for Eggheads: Edition 1',

some alien thing fell into my backyard.  The thing was a 'he' and called himself in scientific term

homo sapien or common name Human.  He has this quire thing which he holds and shoots projectiles,

he wouldn't show me how it works.  Anyway, to the subject abroad, I think he is a interdimensional

traveler and I don't know whether he arrived with anyone else.  If you find any other aliens,

please send them to me.  Thus they can talk together and I can try to study them.  This is

so exciting cause I feel we are at a break through!  Rainbow Dash would say, "This is awesome!"

Your student (and hopefully friend!)

Twilight Sparkles

Celestia smiled at the letter and small magical projection which showed the Alien.  He was clean shaven and had no eyes, but what was more peculiar was that he had a halo over his head.  If she was right, in pony society that meant innocence and love.  But if the projection was enough, the thing or human looked sinister.  Shaking her head at the dangerous being in Twilight's house, Celestia sighed.  Even though Twilight was a dense block at times, she knew how to defend herself.

Celestia smiled once more before reading Luna's letter.

Death was imprisoned.  It was that trolling battle against Discord which did it.  Discord in his sense was a mastermind beneath all the stupid things he committed.  If Death even thought about it, he would even think Discord LET the ponies beat him.  Anyways, Death was imprisoned a dimension in such a way that ponies wouldn't be hurt by anything (mainly Discord as Discord thought at that time), but they would still die from their old age and such.  It was annoying for Death since he wanted everything to die... At once.  He was even more annoyed when countless times over the world, ponies that should have died didn't.  He would have loved to get a gory death once in a while, but noooo.  Discord just had to ruin his fun.  To be honest, Death knew, that the two alicorns imprisoned Discord in a rock prison instead of killing him.  And if Discord wanted, they all knew, could break free from the rock prison after perhaps 250 years.  All of this was because Discord putting himself in a freaken dimension.  It was boring and annoying to stay here.  Whatever such the issue, the most annoying single thing to Death was the Cutie Mark Crusaders.  If he counted, and he did, how many times each one of them should have died, it would be over 9000.  The taste of their death lingered in his mouth EVER SINGLE TIME, but they never died.  Life wasn't fair for Death.  The mortal ponies' complaints about life are nothing compared to his.

The auditor was at 40% energy power.  He was building up, but at a slower place in this colorful land.  He felt power blocking his return, a weird power that seemed to not have a constant pattern, to have a chaotic pattern.  It was annoying.  He wanted to get to full power to be able to access his improbable drive, the WiFi one, not the small portable version Tricky had.  He was surprised that he could still connect to the WiFi one from here still.  Just sitting in the shadows, he waited for his power to come back, until he saw three ponies, a orange one with chicken wings, a yellow one with nothing special, and a marshmallow one with a puny horn.  If his calculations were right, he should be able to kill these ponies with his power and not hinder any recovery.  Thus, he decided to kill them to sate his boredom.

Sweetie Belle was walking with Scootaloo and Apple Bloom.  They were on their way to get materials to build a space rocket to get some moon related cutie mark thingy.  Deciding she didn't know what the cutie mark was, she asked Apple Bloom what it was again.

"Apple Bloom!"  Sweetie exclaimed, "What cutie mark were we getting again?"

Apple Bloom sighed before Scootaloo pushed her apple friend and said , "Stop forgetting Sweetie Belle or you might get a cutie mark for being clueless."

Then Apple Bloom pushed Scootaloo back and glared at her rude friend. "An astronaut cutie mark and don't listen to Scoots here."

Suddenly while passing under a tree, Sweetie Belle cried out, her face was in pain.  Apple Bloon and Scootaloo ran towards Sweetie Belle just to find that she ran into a thorn tree... and survived.

It was mere understatement that the Auditor was mad, he was positively furious.  The weak underling that was white had resisted his power and didn't die.  There was certainly something under the covers protecting them.  Determined to kill them when he meets them again, the Auditor started to retrace the origins of the magic in which keeps the ponies safe.  'Soon' thought the Auditor, 'Soon I will kill these disgusting species and replace them and use them as minions to hunt down Hank.'

Death screamed again as the Cutie Mark Crusaders survived yet again, an encounter that would have sent him some delicious pony souls.