To Be a Pony, To Be a Human by Leonardo Oliver Osborn

by Calamity Velvet
A Pony wants to be a Human, and a Human wants to be a Pony. They both get what they wanted, but in a very unexpected way...

An Entry for The More Most Dangerous Game, based off of the basic idea of Anthropology.




Lyra Hearstrings was an obsessive Anthropologist in Equestria. She was tired of her blasted hooves always getting in the way, and wished to have fingers to make things easier. But everypony knows Humans don't even exist, they're just a myth- she didn't believe that, however. She believed that Humans were out there somewhere, so she studied them every day in hope to find one and quite possibly becoming one.

Then came the day when she got what she wanted, but in a very unexpected way…


Author Styles was a closet Brony in England. He envied the Ponies' ways of happiness and friendship with all the elements of harmony, the reign of Princess Celestia, and lots and lots of cupcakes and parties. And cupcakes. The reason why he loved Equestria more than his home planet, was because there was nothing but violence and betrayal, with all the wars, crime, and bullying. He adored the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, even though they say it is for little girls. But he didn't care, for he wished that one day, he could be a Pony too and live in Equestria.

Then came the day when he got what he wanted, but in a very unexpected way…


This is an alternate universe, so Lyra and some other Ponies are going to be different races. I believe the reason why might be obvious, but if not, then ask and I'll answer you and put it up here. Special Thanks to Eastwestian and Clue "Speedy" Straws.

Enjoy reading~!

Teen
Complete
Random
Slice of Life
Alternate Universe
Human
 

5301 words: Estimated 27 minutes to read

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