Dross in Equestria

Angel was now surrounded by the six ponies that are going to be the ones to make his life a living nightmare. His head was wrapped in bandages covering his new contusions. To ensue he was really lucky the magical wrap covered him otherwise he wouldn't even be here in the first place. God bless Fluttershy for her useful abilities for curing different kinds of animals.

Twilight spoke up, "Well, I bring you here for the following issue. An ape-alien from outer space landed on out town recently. So, it's our duty to take care of it to prevent any kind of intergalactic war between our species and his. We must give our finest 'welcome to Equestria' so he don't call on his mothership or something and blow us from existence. Did you understand, girls?"

All of them had poker-faces, no one understood really what she meant. Because they lost track of her word when they saw Angel resting on Fluttershy's cushion. Except for Rainbow Dash who did understood every-word Twilight said in her little speech.

Just when Applejack was about to make a question Angel made a groan sound and got up from the cushion with his eyes closed. He was in underwear so he put his hand in to scratch his ass and relieve the bad itch. Lucky enough for the shenanigans. Fluttershy's house has almost the same blueprints as his apartment. No one dared a move as they saw Angel's interaction with the medium. Angel moved to the bathroom just enough for them to hear him releasing the longest piss taken before. Twilight did the maths in her head as she counted down the seconds; he just broke the world record for the longest piss.

Twilight commented this to her friends, "Hah, look what we have here. He just broke the record for the longest piss in Equestria."

Rainbow Dash looked at her in disbelieve, "No way, it just broke my brother's!"

Twilight looked at her seriously, "I'm not lying. He made it to Illegible minutes breaking your brother's and smashing it to the ground."

Applejack decided to joke, "Huh, looks like our guest here is going to be one hell of competence around here"

Rarity was disgusted, "Yugh, girls! How can you be doing such counts right now?"

Twilight saw at her 'in are you kidding' mode, "oh, that... It's just that I been taken time of everything for science lately."

All of the mares around looked at her in poker face. Twilight dismissed her gestures with her hoof. What would they know about science,

lame bitches...

He was now taking a bath from the hears of it.

Rainbow Dash said in annoyance, "Is now it taking a bath? Does it thinks we are some kind of joke?"

Twilight gave her a stare, "Now, now, Rainbow. We don't want to make it mad at us."

Little they did know that he is immune to trolls. But whatever, let's continue with the story.

Pinkie that until now was incredible serious hearing everyone, added in, "Girls listen to Twilight! This is serious!"

All of them looked at her like she was sick. Pinkie being serious for once! What is happening here!? (The author!) LULZ

Suddenly, the water stopped so everyone directed their attention to the door he got in. Everyone one was expecting the worse and they had the right since this is Dross people.

Angel was casually exiting the bathroom half paying attention to his surroundings all naked. When he saw them...

"¿Pero que verga esta pasando aqui?" (What the fuck is going on here?)

Every pony stared at his junk beginning to blush furiously.

But he just shrugged and began to laugh, "Hahahhahahehe... Debo estar soñando, un monton de caballos estan en mi sala observandome la pija." (hahaha... I must be dreaming. A bunch of horses are in my living-room staring at my junk.)

Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight in question mode, "What did he just said Twilight?"

Twilight mesmerized by his junk snapped of the imagination land, "Uh, oh, What? Oh! I have no idea Rainbow Dash. But don't make any noise. Let's just see how he acts with his medium."

Angel thought for a moment, "Si esto es un sueño lucido entonces tengo jurisdiccion sobre cada tramo del mismo. Ah, ya se. Cambiare este escenario que es medio maricon. Digo, caballos de colores con tatuajes en el culo. Pfft, por dios. Que soy, ¿un brony? " (If this is a lucid dream then i have jurisdiction over all of it. Oh, I know. I'll change this scenery is kinda of sissy. I mean, colorful-horses with tattoos on their asses. Pfft, for god. What am I, a brony?)

And then he concentrated with all his might to change the scenery but he failed miserably, "Pero que ladilla, huevon. Quiero irme de este lugar ya." (What a crabs, moron. I want to get out of this place.)

Then, that's when Dross made his appearance, "¡Coño de la madre, marico! ¡Esto no es un sueño!" (God dammit, fucker! This is not a dream!)

"AAAAaaaaaah..." And with that he exited the place all naked into the wilderness.

All of them were stunned.

Fluttershy who didn't say word all the while managed to form a word under her breath.

"What the fu..."