Dross in Equestria

It was a sunny afternoon on Ponyville.

The birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, the ponies were working hard and smiling along their routine business.

A certain grey mare was delivering a package to another pony.

"Sign here... and... here. There you go. Enjoy your package!"

"Thank you Ditzy!" And with that the stallion closed the door.

Ditzy stared to the skies and gave a fair sigh.

"Ah... It's such a good day. I hope nothing ruins it."

Little did she know that a certain man was coming into town...

There a naked man appeared almost out of nowhere screaming at the top of his lungs.

"¡AAAAhh... ¡No! ¡NOOOO! ¡Nunca me atraparan con vida!" (You'll never take me alive!)

Then with all his might bitch-slapped poor Derpy. Her checks got red and everything buzzed on her head. She looked in the direction were the man had run and saw his plain ass...

"What the fuck?"

Just in cue the mane six followed suit after the man.

"Come on Twilight! Let me handle him with force! It's the only way!"

Twilight dead-paned to Rainbow, "No, Rainbow. Or I'll see you arrested for assaulting another being."

Rainbow got exasperated, "But come on! It just slapped poor derpy here!"

Twilight gave Dash her 'I don't give a fuck face'.

"Fine! Do whatever you want, Twilight!"

Twilight don't wanted any intergalactic trouble so she told Applejack, "Come on Applejack! Why are you holding back! Hog tie the bastard!"

Applejack hurried her speed and began to roll her rope, "On it Twi'!"

Then everything turned in a scooby doo scene of persecution. Houses of ponyville covered in the market place. Four houses in each side of the place meaning four directions to run.

Dross ran from right to left in the third corridor being chased by Applejack spinning like crazy her rope; in the last one could be seen the same two running from left to right; then closer to the screen this times Dross with a face of happiness and Applejack with a frown on her face. On the second corridor Twilight got out after Dross from right to left . Pinkie Pie got out of the third corridor from right to left on a mono-cycle doing juggling with cupcakes, honkers, rubber-chickens and chainsaws in flames. Dross got running from left to right in the third corridor chasing the cutie mark crusaders.

On the first corridor from left to right Discord got out smiling to the spectator, "Isn't chaos fun?"

Rarity got out of the second form right to left with a pirate hat and being lifted by Spike while in the third from right to left Dross was being chased by Rainbow Dash. Ditzy got out of the first corridor and smashed with Dross instantly receiving another bitch-slap courtesy of him. Ditzy got mad this time and chased after Dross. Twilight got out in the second corridor and stands in the middle of the street observing everyone run from side to side. Dash got out of the third corridor with Scootaloo on her back chasing Dross which was chasing Applejack; Rarity was being chased by Sweetybelle from the fourth corridor right-left and Applebloom was chasing Pinkie Pie in the first one; Fluttershy flying to Twilight position.

Twilight was not having more of this so she yelled at the full of her lungs, "Everypony, STOOOOOP!"

All stopped on their tracks eyeing Twilight in exaltation, "This is non-sense what are you even doing guys?!"

Dross looked at Twilight in a serious manner and with Latino accent he talked, "She is right. What the hell are we doing? This is not right. We are not solving nothing and we are being childish. So, for the sake of peace just let's leave this at once. I already got my sanity back," he shrugged, "Like I had it to begin with."

Twilight looked him with a twitching eye, "You could communicate with us the whole time! Why didn't you just talked to us!?"

Dross saw her with a smile, "What? Like you were going to be so understanding before some stress relief and believe me I was not going to give you that! I'm not zoophilic!"

They all blushed even if it was normal they couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Specially, Twilight, since she stared at his junk for a while... for SCIENCE!

Rainbow Dash went to his face to intimidate him and touching his bare chest with her hoof in a derogatory way, "And what makes you think we wanted that to begin with, jerk!?"

Angel crossed his arms and shrugged, "First of; I noticed how you stared at my junk with such lust that would make a starving dog look greedish," he brings his hand to her eye-level making the number two signal, "second; fuck you. That's why"

Rainbow got mad and tried to attack Angel but Applejack hog-tie her to prevent her from going to jail, "Release me, Applejack! I wanna brake his nose!"

Applejack saw her eye to eye, "No chance, sugarcube. i'm not lettin' you go to jail."

Dross then laughed, "I'm just fucking with you gay-pride! Don't take it too seriously!"

Rainbow looked to another side and snorted, "Whatever", mumbling under her breath.

Angel then looked at Twilight, "Well, is time for me to introduce myself," he then extended his hand to Twilight, "Dross Rotzank, pleased to meet you."

Twilight observed for a while his hand with curiosity and then stretched his hand with fair strength, "Twilight Sparkle, welcome to equestria!"

Dross smiled and let a sneer and mumbled under his breath, "Pero que nombre tan maricon. Asi como fantasia de Disney morziana." (What a sissy name. Like a Disney having sex with the disgusting Morzat.)

Twilight got confused, "What was that?"

Angel dismissed it with a hand, "Ah, nothing, nothing. Just a compliment," he sneered. Yeah, a compliment.

Twilight looked at him with a smile, "Where are my manners, come to my house! I shall make you feel welcome!"

The message of peace is delivered on so the good begins.