Apocoliptic warrior

The first thing that popped in my head when i turned the key was,is anyone going to hear this?.then i noticed a force field that was sound proof and i freaked/relaxed at the same time."hey twilight,can i pull into the garage now?"i asked."sure,just pull into the one on the left okay."she said.and i pulled into the left garage and turned the key again to shut the car off. I opened the door and got out. I proceeded out of the garage and back to the front door of the library. When i got to the front door i was surronded by seven other ponies. Three of them were smaller than the others. The pink pony gasped very loudly and ran away as fast as she could."what the HELL!!?!?!?!?!?" i screamed as the orange pony with freckles on her face grabed a rope from out of fuckin nowhere,tackled me to the ground,and hogtied me."girls! What the hay are you doing!?!?!?!?!"twilight said,more furious then when spike threw the cleaver at me."Ah was trahin' tah save y'all from this here monster." the orange one said."how many fahking times do ah have to say it GOD DAMNIT! I AM A HUMAN!NOT A MUDDA FUCKING MONSTER !! I yelled."And he is NOT dangerous!"twilight added."He can be harmful when he has to be."like when?" the white one said."Like when i'm in some really deep shit!"i said,a little frustrated."my word!such language!"it said.by know i'm guessing that all seven of them are girls."What does dat mean?" The orange one said. It means that if i get in a lot of trouble,and like when i do something wrong. But when something happens to me that is all the more wrong. I can get harmful out of self defense,and sometimes for me and others."i said."so now will you please untie me now? I'm starting to get a cramp."Oh yea.sorry 'bout dat"she said,snapping back to reality. Within minutes i was untied and standing. I started rubbing my neck because of a neck cramp. I cracked my neck by tilting my head to side with the right amount of force and when i heard and felt two snappes i stopped and looked at the group."So what are your names?"i asked."well ah'm applejack"one said."I'm rarity"the white one said."i'm fluttershy." the yellow big one said."ah'm apple bloom"the small yellow one said."Hi i'm sweetie belle." the small white one said."And i'm scootaloo." the dark orange one said."Well it's very nice to meet all of you.my name is mattew murdock.but you can call me matt"."HOLY SHIT RARITY WATCH OUT!"i said while pushing rarity out of the way of a falling piano that came of fucking nowhere. Niether of us were hurt. When i looked back to the piano it was in about ten million fahking pieces,and all of them were mearly the size of friggin toothpicks."You..you saved my life! No one has ever done that to me before. I owe you one.hey i'll make it up to you.how about some new clothes!"Rarity said."Hey you know what,that sounds wonderful! Thats a great idea!" i said, looking down on my shirt. It was covered with zombie blood."Say whah don't y'all tell us how y'all got dat blood on yer shirt before y'all got here?"said applejack."Well if you want to know it's a really long story. Literally, it's a LONG MUDDA FUCKING story. So we might just want to go inside the house to talk about it."i said,motioning them inside. After we were all inside the house and situated,i told them the whole story. From when the nuclear explosion wreaking havoc across earth,to when i met raindow dash sitting on the side of a highway,crying. When everyone heard this line they frantickley searched the room for rainbow dash with their eyes. When all the eyes fell upon the cyan mare she instantly blushed,trying to hide from her friends."Well i for one have never heard about you crying before rainbow."said rarity."i was just scared knowing that i was in some weird looking,horror filled place and i couldn't fly or run or WALK because i had two broken apendiges. I was trapped on a platform that matt called the "highway"." said rainbow. While i whispered "ooooooh burn dashy"i paused."well shit! At least you weren't in town for the nuke blasting. That,i am never fucking doing again! I'm lucky i survived the nuke!"i said with a little frustration." Well ah don't blame yah, ah would be confused too if ah survived a nuke and happened to stumble upon a pony like us. Say,why do you keep talking about a nuke like it's the end of the world?"asked applejack."Because it kind of is! The nuke i'm talking about was the end of my world! God just decidedto keep my planet intact."i said."Plus, if you want to know what nuke is, it is a highly dangerous nuclear combustion in a large container that when either overloaded,which the nuke problem was for me, or make hard contact, would blow up into a mushroom cloud,and depending on how big the bomb was,within a particular radius. That would heat everything up to about one million degrees fairinhiet. And basiclly make everything melt away." i said. When i said these last few words,everypony gasped."well now that,just sounds horrible!"applejack said,a look of horror on her face."well it is! Anyway... Lets continue. Shall me?" with that i continued the story,right about until i met the team."and that it for my story until right now"i said.