Apocoliptic warrior

"Okay soooooo...................WHERE IN THE SAM FAHKING HELL AM AH!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?"i sceamed."One minute,i'm goin back to the bomb shelter at my house to get some medkits for rainbow dash.next minute,i'm inside another country,another world,or possibley a whole nudda mudda fuggin' universe!". I tried not to throw my arms up in frustration."Ooooookay then....so what's your name then human?"Twilight said,confused."Oh my name is peeeewdieeepieee! Nah i'm just kidding my name is matt murdo-"then i heard foot steps coming from the stairs."Twilight what with all the noi-WHAT THE HAY!" it said when in view. It then went to a drawer in the kitchen and pulled out a cleaver. It threw the knife at me,then i went dodge mode."matrix dodge mode bitches!" i said with a lawl"Spike! What do you think you're doing!" Twilight screamed at this "spike"."I was trying to save you to from that THING!!!" spike said frightened by my presence."Hey woah,woah,woah.i'm a human,not a wild animal!"i said.i then over to the wall which the knives where stuck to. I gave the two blade handles a quick tug,and they almost instantly came out. Causing me to stumble backwards a little bit. Once i regained my balance i went to the kitchen and put the blades on the counter. I then checked my own tomahawk . The stab end was snapped off."Hey twi,can i talk to yea for a sec?" i asked."wait,how do you know her name!?!?" spike said." from rainbow dash,and it's a long story how i met rainbow."I said."coming"twilight said. Within a few seconds,she was in the kitchen and making spike go into the living room. I snickered at this,making spike furious."well what do yea wanna talk about?"twilight said,snapping me out of laughing fit."what-oh yea can i barrow a tomahawk?"i said,showing her my busted tomahawk with the pieces in the right places."a toma what?"twilight said,cocking her head to the side."A tomahawk.ya know,a hatchet type weapon made for multiple purposes? I just need a new one because mine probably busted during my time here or on the way here."i explained."oh,no. I don't think i have one of those.but i can have the black-smith make one of those for you. Can you please tell me what the length of it is,and what's it made out of?"twi asked."Oh no,i can't have another person and/or pony fix a tomahawk that i made myself. It's my pride and joy. It helped me out of a big mudda fuggin' horde of zombies,and don't ask me about it. If you want to know,i can tell you later."i said,looking at my Tomahawk. Remembering the times that it helped me through thick an' thin."Oh...well if you want to make a new,what was it called again,a toma-hawk right?well anyway,can you tell me the material it's made out of so that i can get the material for you,and the length so that i can get the mold plate."twilight said,breathing heavely from the long sentence."Well does stainless steel exsist?"i asked."Why yes it does,but it's super rare."twilight said."oh....well i think the spear was exactly 5 inches long."i said."wait how long is five inches?" she asked,curious."well it just so happens that i have a measureing tape right here."i said,showing my tape measure to her."I think we should continue this conversation in the living room." With that said,we were on our way to the living room. When we were in the next room,i heard a conversation going on between spike and dashy."so what were you two talking about?"rainbow asked.We were talking about my tomahawk,which is my hatchet like weapon that i only use when i need it."I said,showing her my busted hand made combat knife."We talked about how he needed a new one because it broke,and i qoute,'it probably busted during my time here and/or on the way here'"twilight said."Oh that reminds me,do you have a garage around here by any chance?"i asked,worried."yeah why?"twilight asked."the machine me and dash came/"returned" in might be an evolutionary advancement in this planet,ya know,a...horseless carraige." i said,causing spike and twilight to gasp in shear surprise."we have to see this type of technoligy!"twilight said and rushed all of us,everyone that is,except rainbow dash. Who has already seen my car.once we were outside,we made sure that no one was anywhere near the library."okay you two this might be kinda be kinda loud,so you might wanna cover your ears."i silently shouted to the two. I did a countdown.3...2...1...go then i turned the key to hear a muscle car starting up.i relaxed a little bit. It felt good to have this thing running again.i was really glad that this thing ran on water instead of gasoline. I revved the engine a couple times so that the engine wouldn't blow. I didn't know why,but i always liked to step on the gas while the car was parked. The fact i didn't know until ten days before the nuke was that it always needed me to do that when i started the car or the engine would blow up.(I was lucky that i fixed the two problems a day before the nuke.) Now the only reason i still rev the engine is because i thought it was fun, and i think it is pretty cool