Pony Figures:The Adventures of Red, Blue, and Lord Tourettes

It was Wednesday and Blue was walking down the street with a soda in his hand. He was thinking if he should try to whip up a date with Pink and if the game Black Cops 2 would be any good.

A couple moments later, an unsurprising yell from his so-called best friend Red woke him from his calm daydream.

"Yo Blue! I just like fucked up that YouTube server place with like that cop car we stole back in season 2! Can I borrow ten dollars?" Red said.

"Dude!" Blue yelled. "YouTube is the most viewed video sharing website in the world! We could get in to some deep shit if they find us or more specifically you!"

"Phsssh! Its cool bro, we are big hits on Youtube. They'll be cool with it." Red tossed back.

"Yeah, but think about all the other shows you could have destr-" Blue began when he was interrupted by the zapping of flickering of their own bodies.

"I hate you so much-" A giant zap pulled them out of the street and in to giant array of data being streamed around as fast as Serial ATA Revision 3.

Later.....

The two friends emerged from a portal about 13 feet above the surface of a rich green grass, landing on with a giant thud.

"Awwww. My stomach....." Blue moaned.

"Ah yeah! That was one fucking epic portal, lets do that again!" Red shouted.

"Were the hell are we? More importantly, what are we?" Blue asked as he lied on his back on the grass while looking at the stumps where his poorly animated hands had once been.

"Aw yeah! I got some fucking epic angel wings bitch! And you got a dick on your face!" Red laughed as Blue put his new flat surface limbs to the top of his deep, round, blue face to find a long blue horn on his forehead.

"You dickfart! You turned me in to a gay unicorn and you got yourself a pair of wings! You are so dead! Evada-Kedavra!" A small light explosion from Blue's horn blasted him back a yard to or two while Red laughed maniacally at the dumb stunt. After Red was done with laughing, he flapped his wings and took flight without any experience and left Blue.

Later bro! I'm gonna try to find some booze and some nice boobs!" Red called back.

"Well......Looks like I'm gonna die out here!" Blue called back.

"Holy Fu-"

To be continued...