Pony Figures:The Adventures of Red, Blue, and Lord Tourettes

Blue had no idea how to walk with 2 new legs. He thought it would just be natural to him because it apparently did to Red. But Blue was never lucky and it he had to learn it by himself.

He stumbled, fell, tripped, crashed, and hurt himself many times until he was able to walk(or what is it called when ponies walk). The first thing he was going to do was figure out where he was and how he would get back. Then he would search for Red.

His current location was next to a forest and he could see many apple trees nearby. He knew that if there would be any civilization, it would be near a food and water source, so he walked through of apple trees. As he walked through, he thought about taking an apple. He didn't have apples so often and would really like to have one, but he could not reach them to touch one, much less pull on off with his flat stump. So he kept on walking.

As he came over a hill, he found a red barn and an other pony kicking trees with their hind legs. "Apparently most creatures of my new species aren't very intelligent," he thought. He walked closer to this pony who was kicking trees and realized that apples fell when the trees were kicked. He would have to try that later. As he came closer, the pony, who had an orange-like coat and blonde hair, stopped and stared at him.

"Hello," Blue said very slowly. "I am looking for a dumb Red pony with wings. Have you seen him?" He said.

"Nah I  sure haven't seen no Red pegasus sugarcube." She replied.

Her ability to speak english startled Blue. Maybe they were intelligent after all.

"Uh, hey. I was wondering how you get those apples out of the tree with kicking them." He asked.

"Oh, you mean apple bucking?" She said. "Its easy. All you have to do buck the tree with your hind legs with a lot of force at the right spot on the tree. Like this." She walked up to an apple tree and thrust her hind legs at it and a moment later, apples fell down in to buckets on the ground. "Now you give it a try," She said.

"Okay," Blue said. He walked up to an other apple tree and randomly bucked it. His legs struck the tree at a weak angle and cause Blue to fall over. He lay on the ground while a leaf slowly fell down and landed on his head.

"Don't worry about it. It took me 15 years to get as good as I am now." She said with an encouraging smile on her face.

"Its okay. I gotta go somewhere and find some one." Blue replied.

"Here sugarcube, have an apple for your troubles." She said. She held out an apple in her hoof that somehow didn't slip right out of her hoof.

"Ah, thank you." Blue said, grabbing the apple with his mouth and setting it on the ground next to him. "Before I leave though, where is the nearest town?" He asked.

"Ponyville. Right down that road there." She said, pointing here hoof at a dirt road leading to a very small town that Blue had never noticed before. "Are you new around here?" She asked.

"Actually I am. Thanks." Blue replied.

"Well, hope to see you around. Bye!" She said.

"Later," Blue said as he began walking on the dirt road down to the tiny town called Ponyville. "Ponyville. What a childish, stupid name for a town." He chuckled at what he thought was the worst name for a town in history.

Author's Note: I will be editing this chapter later, so tell me what possibly needs to be fixed in addition to what I know I will be changing later.