Pony Figures:The Adventures of Red, Blue, and Lord Tourettes

God damnit indeed. When was last time I added a chapter to this fic, last century? Sorry about the delay watchers.

"Don't worry your MOTHER BUCKING little tail about this little accident." Said Lord tourettes in his FUCK-like tone of voice. "The uniHORN Twilight Sparkle will send you, me, and Red back to our own little cartoon where everything will be fine and animated LIKE SHIT!.

"I've been here for only 8.923376 minutes and you have already managed to find somebody that can get me back home?" Blue asked with suspicion.

"Hey, that's just what my script says." Lord T replied. "Oh and by the merry-BUCKING way, it is anypony, not anybody my young padawan."

"Whatever. When can I go back?" Blue asked impatiently. "Because I am gonna lose it if I some pink pony starts singing about happiness and -"

"Because all I really need is a smile, smile, smile!" LINK

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

One song later...

"Sorry Blue. You cannot go back until the season 3 finale, when Twilight Sparkle becomes an Alicorn." Lord T explained.

Blue's face was full of so much "DO. NOT. WANT." Also try and imagine Blue growing a 6 foot beard.

"So your pretty much BUCKED!"

Looks like somepony is gonna need a smile, smile, smile!