Pony Figures:The Adventures of Red, Blue, and Lord Tourettes

Blue trotted down a dirt trail for a few minutes until he saw the yellow like roofs of houses of some sort of village. He thought it looked like it came out of a childish cartoon video game, but he knew Red would most likely be in the village at some bar.

After getting closer to the village, Blue noticed that there were many horses all around the town. They were talking, buying food, laughing, and playing games. Apparently, equines were actually an intelligent species in this new land he was in. He also noticed that all of these horses had slightly differently shaped heads than Red's head and looked a tiny bit smaller and weaker and had female like tones of voice. He could only assume that they were females, but he feel like he shouldn't be making assumptions just yet. However, he realized that some of these horses had bodies similar to Red's, so he thought they were possibly females.

He continued through the village, looking for any sign of Red. He did not see any bars any where around the village so he began looking everywhere. He checked stores, carts, restaurants, any place he thought Red would be.

Blue was about to go look inside a giant gingerbread house(thinking that Red would be eating it from the inside), when he heard "Yo Blue! Look out!".

Oh fuck... Blue thought

Just after those words registered in his head, he was hit with a massive punch from his left side and he was sent many yards to his right, landing in a mud puddle.

"Red!" Blue shouted while trying to get the mud of his eyelids with his flat stumps. "Where the fuck were you and what were you do-Holy shit!" Instead of seeing Red, Blue saw a light blue horse with rainbow striped hair and two feathered wings.

Hey buddy. Do I look red? I have the colors of the rainbow and my name is Rainbow Dash! The fastest flier in all of Equestria!" Said the multi-colored horse.

"Hey Blue! Looks like you met the new member of our crew, Rainbow Crash!" Said a red horse that Blue recognized as Red.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Said Blue.

"Heh, don't worry. Lord T. will tell you all about our new way of life." Said Red.

New life? God Damnit...

Authors Note: Sorry about the wait. I don't have much free time for writing stories, so don't plan on having any 1000 word chapters for a while.