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Dirty Deeds

by Angloman
Your average human wakes up in Equestria, with no memory of his name nor the names of the people he's interacted with. Worse still, no money. Too bad no one cares though, because things are about to get messy. Real messy.

A young man wakes up and finds himself in a new reality. Luckily, he's remembered everything...except for his name. Even worse however, he's been caught in an unsteady peace between more variables a mortal could count, even more so for the groups involved. Worse, he must learn how things are ran in this new world he's found himself in - the hard way, or the easy way. Fortunately for the man, there's tons of work to be done, even if all of it is, well, quite dirty. Naturally, he goes for the highest bidder. Time to get rich...or broke.
Not like anyone would hire a hairless monkey though, am I right?

Rated teen for sexual implications and scenarios, as well as suggestive dialogue and excessive profanity. If you don't like reading the output of an idiot with a keyboard, you won't like this. Things are made up as they go, I barely have an idea of where to go with this.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
Sex
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Human
 
OCO

2867 words: Estimated 14 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Seriously? 2015-03-29 19:32:36 UTC
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