The day was beautiful. Birds were chirping, children were playing, and the azure sky was postcard worthy. But not everyone was happy this fine day. ”Alright, where’s that friggin key…”A teenager stopped outside the door to his home, having just arrived from the walk back from school. His hair was short, spiked, and jet black. He wore an open black jacket with a white shirt underneath and jeans. What stood out the most about this young man however, was his seemingly permanent scowl. This teenagers name was Jack, and he wasn't a happy person. Quite the opposite in fact. It seemed everything annoyed him greatly, but nothing annoyed him more than his only friend. As soon as Jack stepped inside the door and dropped his backpack, he heard a call that made him lock up instantly “JAAAACCKKKKYYY!”

No, not already! He nervously kept flipping through his keys. "There!" He finally found the main key and was about to put in into the lock when he felt a hand grab onto his collar.

No more than ten seconds later, Jack found himself being dragged along by his only friend, while he just crossed his arms as he skid along the ground. "I really fucking hate you Robby."

"That’s not very nice...Cmon, I got something to show you!" Robby ran with a large smile on his face as people pointed and laughed at the duo. This was a daily occurrence.

Robby was almost the exact opposite of Jack. His hair was messy and blonde, and his eyes were blue. He just radiated happiness and love. But no one ever understood how the happiest kid in possibly the world, could ever be friends, let alone best buddies, with one of the biggest jerks to ever exist.

They arrived at their destination, Robby literally dragging Jack into his house. Robby dropped Jack right in front of a table, with a small square object placed on its midsection, with a sheet covering all of it. “Wait here…” Robby went around the table whimsically, doing a spin when he reached the opposite end. With a quick swipe, Robby pulled off the sheet, “TA DA!” and what Jack saw made his jaw drop. It was an old, dusty, yellow TV. It was the size of a small microwave. "Look. Look at it." Rob pointed to the new TV. "Isn't it....amazing?!"

Jack eyed the entertainment device with disbelief, "...Why?" He sighed.

Robby grinned, “Because!" And at that, he turned the TV on, and immediately My Little Pony came up, theme song playing right on que.

"...NO." Jack glared at Rob, who only squealed in delight. "NO. NO. NO! WE ARE NOT WATCHING THAT." He tried to wrestle the remote from Robby, who struggled to keep it out of reach.

"But...it's my TV!"

"And I’m your guest! And I say NO!"

"Jacky, if you want to ever get more friends then you gotta learn how to love and tolerate!"

"I would really rather not!"

"But look!" The tv seemed to freeze on a frame with a certain pink pony's face filling up the screen. "IT'S SO CUTE."

"Yeah? What next, are you going to buy a plushie and call it your waifu?"

"I already have, but that's besides the point. You need to know the magic of friendship!"

"Oh yeah? You know what I think? I think friendship is stupid!" And that was what set the ball in motion.

".....OHYOUDIDNOTJUST." Robby’s jaw hit the floor. “TAKE THAT BACK!”

“MAKE ME YOU FATASS!”

“I'LL SIT ON YOU!”

“I'LL EAT ALL YOUR TWINKIES”

“...I don't even like twinkies!”

“Oh really? I thought you loved flesh colored phallic objec-”

“SHUT YO CRACKERJACK ASSES UP!” Jack and Robby froze as they looked around for the sound of the deep voice.

Rob looked to the TV and his face turned to curiosity, and so Jack followed his gaze. "...What the-?!"

There was a giant green man floating right next to them, his lower body was that of a cloud that was attached to the TV and his clothes matched that of an urban gangster of the nineties. "Man, u cracka asses don’t know how to shut the hell up, yo whiny ass squealing woke me up!” The man sighed as he folded his arms. "Anyways, I-"

"MAGICAL TV GENIEEEEE!" Rob squealed. "I WANT A PUPPY AND A PENGUIN A-"Jack smacked him upside the head, then glanced at the man warily, "...So, what are you and why are you coming out of the TV?"

The man smirked at Jack, and continued "See, my ass been layin dormant in that shit for a while now. u all woke me up wid yo stupid ass argument, and while it was kinda funny, it was real stupid ya dig? Aye, I got sumtin dat'll shut you up...”The gangsta genie smirked, "since u dumbasses were the only ones able to wake me up for decades, ill grant any wish you want!"

Jack's eyes went wide as a sudden pit formed in his stomach. He knew what Robby would say but it was too late. "ME AND JACKY WANNA GO TO EQUESTRIA SO I CAN TEACH HIM FRIENDSHIP!"

"...nigga das gay as fuk. aight i got chu tho."

"What?! No!"Jack screamed as the genie snapped and a portal opened, sucking the duo in. Soon Jack was falling through the air heading straight to the ground. His body began to feel weird, alien even. However he didn't care at the moment. All he knew was that Robby was gone and he was about to meet ground right. He mustered the only word he could say in this situation. "BUCK!"

The genie smirked as the duo disappeared in the portal. With a snap of his fingers, his appearance changed to something a little more strange. He had changed into a draconequus. "Those two will cause so much trouble, I can't wait to see the look on Celestia's face when the town's destroyed! Hah, and she'll never expect it to be because of me! Discord!"He let out a cheesy, cliche laugh that slowly died down. "...Ah well...that's enough exposition. It's time to get some front row seats!"

Author's Note

You like it? no? You think it's really stupid and hate it? You love it so much you'll carve my username into your arm and pray to me everyday?
Weirdo.
Give me some feedback telling me why!
Also I would love an editor.