Freak accidents are a standard way for people to enter Equestria and not have to worry about going back. Suffice to say I didn't even know it would happen to me, should have expected it though since life is terribly cliche. Now I've arrived in Equestria a week before Nightmare Moon returns and I have no desire to get caught up in the story. I just desire to taunt them relentlessly with vague hints and prophetic songs. And so I step forth into a new world armed with the knowledge of fandom, cliches, and the mad skills to use them both.