Terrarian

Cortez sped across the Forrest to Ponyville, and all the while felt as if he was being watched. When he was about to arrive he saw a massive explosion overhead. He picked up speed until he reached Ponyville.

"Hey, guess you must have saw the monster too, but don't worry, we already took care of it." Twilight informed cortez as she examined a purple rock,"This mineral is unlike I've ever seen before, it's like it's pulsing with dark energy!"

"Yeah, anyways, we kicked some major flank!" Rainbow dash gloated.

"Uhhh, is it safe to come out now?" Fluttershy poked her head from around a corner.

"No, it's no-"

"I'm glad it's gone now, it looked absolutely gastly."

"It was some sort of floating eye, and it seemed to summon mini versions of itself."

"That wasent th-" Cortez tried to say.

"And without the elements of harmony to-" Rainbow dash was interrupted as a gunshot erupted into the air.

"That wasn't the monster I saw, it's something much worse, it was-" a lazer rained down from the sky and Cortez was thrown to the ground.

"Why didn't you tell us there was something else!" Applejack dove out of the way as another beam landed where she had been.

"I tried to, but I was interrupted by-" a horrifying scream sounded as two massive eyes, held together by one small string flew down, one smashing through a house.

"Don't get hit by the green flames! I don't have antidote for anyone!"

"What green flames?" Rarity's question was soon answerd as several streaks of green plummeted towards the earth.

Cortez aimed his gun in the direction of Spasmitizim, and blinding flashes shot from the barrels of his gun. The beast turned itself towards him, and was met with a claw to where it's face would be if it had one.

Meanwhile pinkie pie was sitting atop a shelf filled with pies. Retinazer phased through the wall and looked in the direction of pinkie pie, only to be it by a large blueberry pie,"Take that!" She threw another,"And that!"

Retinazer shook the pie off and phazed through the wall again,'That's new Cortez watched it pass through the wall like it was nothing. He hurled a smoke bomb directly at it, and hit it with a series of rockets. Retinazer shook the smoke away and took to the sky's.

It was hit seconds later with a sniper bullet, and then the what now appeared to be metre casing, fell towards the street.

"We need to take the fight out of the town!" Cortez yelled to Twilight who was rapidly fireing spells at Spasmitizim.

"But how?" She yelled back.

"Still working on that!" Cortez flung his possessed hatchet out. As he saw Spasmitizim crash through a building, shooting green flames at him, he flung it in the general direction of the green eye, and less than a second later caught it again,"I have an idea, Rainbow dash, can you get Retinazer as far as you can from here?"

"They look the same, which one are you talking about?"

"Lazer shooting one!"

"I got this" Rainbow dash flew towards the eye, and began to circle it while the eye tried to hit her with its beams, but the cyan Pegasus was too fast. Seeing the eye was focused on her, she began to fly in the opposite direction of the other eye.

Spasmitizim fired at Cortez, who took cover behind a dumpster. It was soon no longer suitable for that propose, so he dove into the street to avoid the next ball of fire. Shooting a rocket into the pupil of the eye, it was launched backwards. But then the eye spurted a stream of flames, directly at him! This time whipping out his shield he blocked the stream, and noticed it was time.

Detonating a smoke bomb, he shot up and grabbed the fleshy cord connecting the two eyes. Pulling out his nights edge, he began to attempt to slice the cord. At the same time, in order to escape the flames, he tried to climb along the rope to get away. But there was no escape, the giant eye spewed flames at him, hitting the cord that bonded the two eyes. The cord burst into a green flame, as well as the eyes connected to it.

By that time they had gotten close to Retinazeron the outskirts of Ponyville,"Rainbow dash, go back to the town!" She complied just in time to avoid a stream of lasers,'Theses eyes as stronger than before'

He dropped down just in time to avoid streams of lasers and fire. But before hitting the ground, he tossed his hoverbord beneath him. It carried him up, to the point where the lights on it began to grow dim, and he let himself freefall.

The six ponies below watched the twins zoom up to meet him, but as Cortez felt the air rush past him, he pulled out something he rarely used. A holy hand grenade. He threw it down, and straightend himself into a dive. The twins were left just above him as the course rang out. The two eyes widened as the explosion scorched the area where their faces would be if they had had them.

Cortez continued falling until he was nearly at the ground, but then caught himself with his lightning boots. His decent slowed until he was just a few feet from the ground, then he dropped the rest of the way.

"Good job."

"Well done."

"I wonder if it dropped more of that ore?"

"Watch out!"

All seven of them took cover, except for cortez who grabbed the string connecting the two eyes, and was pulled upward. As he was halted upwards, he popped the cap off of a star shaped potion. He drank the sharp tasting potion.

The eyes turned towards him, and their pupils grew. Cortez looked down and heard all six ponies yelling to him.

"Darling get down from there, will you?"

"What are you doing, you'll get yourself Killed!"

"Umm, mabey that's not such a good place to be."

"Are you joking, what do you think you're doing there!"

"If you don't get out of there faster than an apple falls from a tree, you're dead!"

But Cortez ignored them all and held on. Streams of lasers and flames crossed paths right over him. He let out a horrid scream as the cursed flames began to burn through his armour, and the lasers  passed all around him. He continued to hold in until Retinazer had the same debuff, and threw another holy hand grenade at Spasmitizim. He dropped just as the explosion went off, and hit the grass.

"Cortez!" The ponies and spike watched as cortez smashed a blue bottle beside him. Instantly a explosion of blue flames erupted around him and he was gone.

"Where did he go?"

"I do that sometimes, just without the bottle and flames!" Pinkie pie demonstrated by appearing several meaters away.

In the middle of his house, the same blue explosion erupted out of the air. Cortez appeared in the hallway.

He crawled over to a table, and chugged a greater healing potion. Almost instantly all burn marks on him vanished. Soon after the flames subsided,'Now I need to get my armour to the goblin, tomorrow."

Cortez drifted off to sleep without bothering to remove his damaged armour.