Cortez never expected to find a staff anything like the one he did. He even less expected it to take him to another dimension. Even less than that did he expect it to be filled with courled, talking unicorn-like creatures who have no nature of fighting, and sometimes even defending themselvs.

A huge thanks to JDLENL and Jobuscus for editing some chapters.

Cover art credit goes to myself, made made with photoshop.

The items from Terraria will (of course) not be exactly like they are in the game, and for those of you who don't play Terraria, it's amazing, and if you're wondering about items and stuff like that, I or someone else reading can answer it for you.

Takes place near the end of season 1, but events from the show will occur.

Rated teen for violence and minor profanity, and Cortez loves his ale.