Terrarian

Cortez flew outside, disregarding the fact that there was a window in the way, and began to look around. To his horror the ground had become a checker board, and the clouds were Cotten candy, raining chocolate milk! A group of overly large squirrels came and began tackling him. Their lives were soon ended as Cortez rose into the sky to get a better look at the city. He looked up at the sun and noticed it was midday, then the moon took its place and it was nearly dawn. Cortez smashed a wall apart to get a look at the clock. It was afternoon. Cortez sped toward the town, pushing the shroomite infused circuits to fly as fast as possible.

'How could I have slept through all this?' Cortez thought to himself angrily. He could have stopped this, the ponies were much too weak to have a chance fighting whatever it was that caused this. His thoughts were interrupted when he ran into a grey Pegasus sleeping on a cloud. The crash caused Cortez to be flung off his hover broad, as it began to fall in the direction of what looked like a long canyon. Cortez swore as he fell toward the ground, preparing for the pain that awaited him. When it came he uprooted a tree and destroyed a habitat of snakes.

Cortez awoke minutes later, to find that snakes did not like to have their home landed on by a blue streak from the sky. The snakes began to slither around him, attempting to bind him to the ground, while they hissed. Cortez, grabbed one of them and tore it in half. He then whipped two others with the halves. He threw the halves away and swung his arm to end the life of one. The others were thrown away as Cortez used the limited flight ability of lighting boots. It was enough to get him going in the right directing of where he had seen his hover board go.

In a few minutes he had arrived at the gorge. It appeared gastly, but none the less, he dove in, forgetting he had no hoverbord. He tumbled down the side of the canyon, causing a small Avalanche. He cursed himself for forgetting to attach the feet straps. Cortez fell off a large cliff and landed next to his hoverbord. He lie in the ground from the fall, unconscious. He soon recovered though, and snatched up the hoverbord and threw it underneath him, and sped off.

He soon arrived in Ponyville, and landed atop a mid sized building, and pulled out an object had had not yet had a good time to use in this land, "Well, first time for the sniper rifle." He loaded the weapon with one bullet. He propped up the riffle on the window sill, and used the scope to aim right for the monster. He saw several ponies talking to a monster, that was obviously the cause of the chaos. He placed his finger on the trigger and oppressed it. A blinding flash shot out of the barrel, and the green streak flew straight to the target, and embedded it's self into Discord.

Twilight was confused. A green streak had come out of no where, and it caused the embodiment of chaos to fell pain. Cortez then jumped down and made a dramatic impact in front of Discord,"You will not ruin this land, I will not allow it!" Cortez said to him firmly.

"Oh, no who does he think he is bossing the lord of chaos around like that, let's teach him a lesson shall we?" Discord said in a playful tone as he snapped his fingers, giving Cortez an overly large and goofy moustache.

Cortez was not fond of his game, and to display his power, whipped out his possessed hatchet as it whirled around, chopping off what discord had done,"Sorry to ruin your hard work."

"Well well, getting a bit cockey are we? Well let's see here." The embodiment of chaos assembled a large Boulder in front of him, and hurled it in the direction of Cortez, who by the power of Ankh shielding, deflected it with ease. Cortez could see he was getting worried. Discord hurled another, this time Cortez side-stepped it with ease. The next rock was mid-sized, and when Cortez caught it, he crouched it into powder, he could see a hint of fear in the chaotic beings eyes. Discord decided to try a different projectile. He assembled a fire ball between his paw and claw, and let it explode causing the fireball to expand in all directions. Cortez was unharmed by this though, and the lord of chaos raised his hands erupting fire from the ground! Cortez zipped in assorted directions to avoid the flame, as he prepared to attack!

"My turn then?" Cortez then charged toward the towering creature, and slid under his paw to avoid it, before giving a mighty stab with his shroomite claw. Discord tried to mask his pain as he took another swing at Cortez, who again dodged it. Then discord got lucky. He slammed his claw into Cortez with all his chaotic might, sending Cortez into the air, and into the stripped shop that was behind Twilight and the others.

"Well now my little ponies, now that that interruption is over with, shall we get on with this?" Just as the chaotic being finished his sentence, a flaming bullet forged with curses of corrupted monstrosities, struck him below his wing. He had rarely felt pain, much less liked the sensation he felt now. The cursed flame gave him the sensation of being burned form the inside out. The six elements cringed as the embodiment of chaos, let out a high scream, not just because of the pain, but because he now knew what being had come to end him.

"You will not rule this land." Cortez told him flatly as he continued his unrelentless barrage of gunfire,"This is your final day." Cortez continued to take slow steps toward him as the bullets flashed out of his Venus magnum.

Discord continued to scream as the pain brought him to his knees. The green flames began to consume him, he knew his end was soon. As Cortez got right to where he was, he stopped firing, as the flames continued to burn him,"P-please, d-d-don't kill me." He said feebly,"I can change, I can change!" He half yelled half cried, "Please Terrarian I beg you, spare me!" But Cortez (who wondered how he knew what he was) did not feeling merciful, he took a step back and prepared to administer the final shot. But as he pulled the trigger, a beam of pure harmony struck discord, turning him to stone, the bullet shattered upon impact with the still flaming statute.