Terrarian

Twilight heard an unholy scream as dozens of sharp pine needles were shot in her direction. She dove behind her bed to avoid them, as spike ran toward her, his scales protecting him,"T-t-twilight, what's happening!"

"I don't know, but it's not safe here, let's get outside!" The two of the raced outside to be greeted once again by the unholy scream, as what looked like a present with teeth was trying to chew her apart. She blasted it with magic, and it was incinerated. She then saw a heard of zombie Elfs making their was toward them as the unholy sound returned.

"What are these things?" Spike asked.

"IT MATTER NOT WHAT THEY BE, WE SHALL MAKE THEM BURN!!!!!!!" Luna swooped down with her horn ablaze, as streaks of fire rained down from the sky, turning the ever scream into a pile of ask.

"Princess Luna! What are you doing here?"

"WE CAME TO AIDE YOU IN THIS FIGHT, AS WE THOUGHT THEEE MAY NEED OUR ASSISTSNCE!!" She quickly turned around and fried a hoard of zombie Elfs.

Cortez was pushing the circuits on his hoverbord to the max trying to get to the town, minutes later he saw twilight in a building, and then a santank driving toward the same building. It let out a hellstorm of bullets upon twilight, present raining from the sky followed. Cortez flew in and threw twilight out just as the shop was reduced to ash as rockets impacted it.

Cortez awoke to twilight prodding him,"Terrarian, wake up we need your help!"

"Whh, how do you know what I am?"

"Library, but that's not important right now, There's a giant tank terrorizing Ponyville! Uhh, what's your name?"

"Cortez" was all he said before whipping out his Venus magnum and shot green streaks across the block. They impacted the monstrosities face, before Cortez flung himself upon it, tearing what was left of its face off. Underneath was a horrid mechanical scull. The tank launched a spray of bullets, followed by a brave of deadly presents. Then it unleashed hell, rockets were launched in all directions, the panicked resadints of Ponyville continued to scream as the town was turned into a relm of carnage. Cortez was flung to the ground as the santank prepared to send a barrage of gunfire upon Cortez.

"HAVE AT THEE MONSTER!!!!!!!!" Luna flung several large fireballs upon the tank, blasting it across the street and onto its side. Cortez finished it off by reaching his hand inside and ripping its face apart, before taking the gun off its arm.

He was at what looked like some sort of doll house, when a barrage of needles hit mp him in the back. The unholy scream returned as Cortez threw a piece of street lamp, impaling it. Cortez saw a rather amusing site inside of the boutique. A fashion crazed pony (one of the ones he had seen when he fought Discord) was trying to fight a gingerbread man. Cortez ended the battle by putting a bullet in the cookie's head.

Cortez chuckled at how he had taken it with one bullet, when a barrage of rockets struck him in the back! Cortez lay on the ground long enough for countless numbers of elves piled atop him, he threw his arms in every which way, but to no avail. The elves clung onto him before Twilight began to blast them off one by one, Cortez finished the rest with one firm swing of his hatchet,"Thanks!"

"No problem— Watch out!" Twilight yelled as Cortez was assaulted by an army of archers. He took cover behind a overturned dumpster, and pulled out a grenade.

"Duck!" He yelled as he hurled the explosive toward the hoard of archers. A massive cloud of flames burst from the place the bomb had landed, incinerating the army. Cortez stood up feeling rather proud of himself, when he was violently bashed across the street. He soon noticed a pink pony fending off a nutcracker with some cupcakes.

"Take that! And that!" She yelled as Cortez sliced the nutcracker in half, but the turned his attention to the yeti that had jumped in front of him. It yelled loudly as he went in for a punch. The yeti caught it and flipped him into the top floor of the shop that looked like a cake. His arm felt bad, but not broken and regardless of the pain he grabbed his new gun. He loaded the chamber and aimed it at the yeti, and then held the trigger. Green streaks erupted from the barrels striking the beast and killing it.

Cortez flew down and landed in the street only to be hit by a hellstorm of ice spikes! Cortez looked up to see a frost queen spinning in the air above him, raining down icicles. The queen swooped down but Cortez leaped out of the way.

As the queen began spinning Cortez and Luna noticed it was vulnerable. The both attacked it Luna using fireballs and Cortez using his rocket launcher. He was hit by the barrage of icicle spikes and sent across the street. He got up a few seconds later, to see that Luna had destroyed the ice queen, but then noticed 4 santanks surrounding him. The gears and treads clanked as they drove up arround him.

Twilight had gathered five of her six friends, and they quickly walked toward where Cortez was slowly standing up. Rainbow dash flew at one, and yet out a battle cry as she gave it a hard kick in the back of its head. Applejack proceeded to kick it in the back while rarity shot it in the back with magic.

The one tank they had attack turned its attention toward the five ponies, while they other three started turning their guns. The bullets roared off into the night, but Cortez was fast. He simply ducked down as two of them shot each other's faces off. He easily evaded the falling presents, but the rockets were killer. He stood up unmoving,"Come get me." He said coldly as the three santanks launched a storm of rockets, and Cortez ducked at just the right time. Two of the tanks were decimated by the barrage of rocket fire, and were reduced to a smouldering heap of metal.

Fluttershy was walking through Ponyville with mister bear, and when she came to see one tank backing her friends to a wall, she whispered to mr. bear,"Go get em!" Mr bear charged toward the santank, leaping on-top of it, and clawing its face off. It then penetrated its armoured back, and ripped it apart from the inside.

Fluttershy saw Cortez fighting another tank. She bravely walked to it and jumped in front of Cortez as he was about to burn it, and looked into its mechanical eyes. Normally when Fluttershy used the stare, she sees a past, a soul, but in these eyes, there was simply red death. And Fluttershy would have expirenced death had Cortez not thrown her aside. He was met by a painful wall of bullets, followed by falling presents. He was soon directly hit by several rockets that painful made him tumble across the street. His vision blurred as he lost consciousness.