Once upon a time there was a pony named Big Mac, he was sad.
“Im sad because I am not in a fun group to have fun in” he said sadly.
“Well I think I can help” a voice said.
“H-h-hello where are you?” Big Mac said pulling a carriage.
The voice popped out of the ground and said.
“Hi name is Pinkie Pie and I can cheerer you up i pinkie promise and I NEVER break a pinkie promise no mater what the cost.”Pinkie Pie said happily.
“Okkkkk and how are you going to do that” Big Mac said skeptical.
“I will make you laugh” Pinkie Pie said.
“Try it” Big Mac said.
“Ok” Pinkie Pie said.
She made a face that made Big Mac chuckle a small bit. She continued to make funnier and funnier faces till it hurt. Big Mac laughed really hard his sides hurt.
“Oh my god your faces actually did make me laugh, I never laughed this hard” Big Mac said trying to breathe.
“I am happy again want to become partners in making ponies laugh” Big Mac said cheerfully.
“No sorry im already partners with-“Pinkie Pie got cut off by,
“ME CHEESE SANDWICH and its ok if he comes along IF and only IF, he can make us both chuckle a little.”
Big Mac thought “This is going to be really hard.” (that’s what she said)
Big Mac made faces and showed them pictures of humans being funny. He also did 1 pony skits and plays. Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie laughed their plots off because he was so funny. they could barely keep the laughter in.
“We laughed so hard it made our sides hurt we have never laughed this hard in our life you are in.” Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie both said.
So Big Mac got accepted and was no longer sad. And they (it’s not happily ever after) made ponies laugh except 1 (ahhh there we go) and that pony was named Maud Pie. Maud Pie was sort of like a Goth and depressed at the same time but she was not.
“I was born on a rock farm with Pinkie Pie” Maud Pie said without any sort of happy tone.
Cheese Sandwich thought “Is she depressed or something it’s like she had a traumatic experience that ruined her life.”
Cheese Sandwich did not know that pinkie pie had a sister in fact she never told him about her background at all. All of the ponies stared at Cheese Sandwich with a blank slate. (If you don’t get this then you did not go to 6th grade.)
Cheese Sandwich said nervously (D-d-d-did I say that out loud.)
“Eeeeeeyup.” Big Mac said loudly.
“Oh god sorry Maud and pinkie but you never told me that you had a sister.” Cheese Sandwich said.
Pinkie Pie said “Sorry I had forgotten to tell you.”
“Guys it’s getting late I thing you should go to someponies house.”Maud said still sounding depressed.
“Well we stay on the road I don’t know who’s house we could crash at.” pinkie pie said sounding like Maud but in a higher pitch.
“we I mean you guys can stay at my place Apple Jack and the Cutie Mark Crusader are going to be gone tonight their all at a sleepover.” Big Mac said in his deep voice.
“Thanks Big Mac you are my best friend no homo.” Cheese Sandwich said.
“No problem but please don’t say that sentence again.” Big Mac said quickly.
“Ok.” Cheese Sandwich said.
So they went to his house/barn (whatever it is) and. . . .
“So what should we play first?” Big Mac said.
“We should play some hide and seek.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Ok I would love to play that game.” Big Mac said.
“No no no silly not that kind of hide and seek.” Pinkie Pie said looking at Cheese Sandwich with a smirk.
“Sweet celestia.” Big Mac said widening his eyes.
“Your mind is fucked up mate im not like that.” Pinkie Pie said looking disgusted.
“Sorry what kind of hide and seek.” Big Mac said questionably.
“The one where Cheese is always It.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Come on really mate why it is always me why can’t it be the new one.” Cheese Sandwich yelled.
“Because he is new and it is not fare for him and plus I bet he knows every hiding spot in this joint so that’s why any other questions smartass.” Pinkie Pie said angry.
“Nope.” Cheese Sandwich said with a blank face.
“Good let’s get this party started.” Pinkie Pie said in her normal.
So they played hide and seek for hours, they had a really fun time until . . . BOOM!!!
“I will try to make you laugh while you try to make me laugh ok?” Trixie said.
“yes im ready for this lets go babe.” Big Mac said.
Trixie made not too funny faces and big mac cept a straight face. Big Mac made a funny face and she kind of smirked but not a giggle. Trixie made a funny face and Big Mac cept a straight face. Big Mac made a really funny face and Trixe was trying to hold it back so hard she did it.Trixie made a really funny face Big Mac held it back.
“Is going to do it.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Maybe i'm not sure.” Cheese Sandwich said nervously.
Big Mac made a super funny face that made Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich and Trixie laugh really hard.
Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich yelled “HE DID IT!!”
“Beat that Trixie.” Big Mac taunted.
“Well that was boring.” Spike said.
“I know right.” Discord said.
“Want to get high again.” Spike said stoned.
“Dude really this story could get disapproved and i don't want that so no i don’t.” Discord said.
“Well sorry jeez dick.” Spike said.
“Haha just kidding pass it over” Discord said.
“I knew you would” Spike said.
DA END
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE has just left
“Its meeee.” a voice said.
“Who.” Pinkie Pie said.
“How can you not recognize the great and powerful tttttrixie.” Trixie yelled.
“Oh god this bitch again.” cheese sandwich sighed.
“Oh yes it’s me and im back so hide your boyfriends or ill reck them.” Trixie said.
“Nu-uh no you won’t.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Who is this a new member maybe.” Trixie said.
“Eeeeyup.” Big Mac said.
“Welcome to the group let me give you the rules I am the bad pony in the story you have to try to defeat me by making me laugh REALLY hark ok?”Trixie said breaking the fourth wall.
“Eeeeyup.” big Mac said.
“Well I’ll just go now.” Trixie said.
“Well that was weird why did she do that now we have to rebuild the wall.” Cheese Sandwich said.
“I think we can go to Maud’s now.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Eeeeeyup.” Big Mac said.
“Hey guys I’m just taking my rock out to go to the bath room.” Maud Pie said kind of happy.
“Are you in a good mood today.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Yes I am thank you for asking.” Maud Pie said again kind of happy.
“You’re welcome.” Pinkie Pie said.
“I’m going to make you laugh your plot off.” Big Mac said smiling.
So Big Mac made a lot of faces and noises. She did not even smile. Big Mac showed Maud Pie funny pictures of cats and dogs she kind of laughed. He showed Maud funny songs and she laughed really hard.
“Hahaha oh my sweet Celestia that was REALLY funny no no offence but i think Pinkie Pie is a little funnier.” Maud pie said stuttering.
“None taken.” Big Mac said.
So they went to Sugar Cube Corner to get some cookies, muffins, and cupcakes. when they got back to Big Mac’s they saw Apple Jack.
“We can’t go there she does not need to know what’s going on with me where can we go now?” Big Mac questionably.
“We can go to our house if that’s ok with cheese.” Pinkie Pie said
“It’s ok.” Cheese Sandwich said.
So they went to their house played a video game on their Hoofbox.
“Boom I won.” Pinkie Pie said.
“You were just lucky.” Cheese Sandwich said.
“Eeeeyup she was” Big Mac said.
“See you were REMATCH I call It.” Cheese Sandwich yelled.
“Big Mac do you agree.” Pinkie Pie said.
“ Eeeeyup.” Big Mac said.
“Is that all you can say?” Cheese Sandwich said.
“Nnnnope i can say a lot more.” Big Mac said.
“Ok good we will need you to later you have to talk when you go up against Trixie.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Ok.” Big Mac said.
“Let’s get on with that rematch already no talking time is candy.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Ok ok ok let’s do this.” Cheese Sandwich said.
“Boom I won this time.” Big Mac said cheering.
