Sweetie pokes Scootaloo's cheek "I think I broke her..."

Babs grins "You owe me twenty bucks Spoony"

Silver spoon groans and pulls out a bill "I thought for sure she's be straight..."

Diamond ignores the spectacle, instead whistling towards Silver "Can I borrow some of your hair ties?"

Silver walks over to her bag and pulls out 5 red loops "Here, keep 'em and- why is it three fishtail braids?"

"I'm making these three into one big braided braid, your hair was never long enough for me to do it and the only other people in town are Miss Philharmonica and Fluttershy. Fluttershy is so flighty that if I tried, she'd run away and Miss Philharmonica is always hanging with her sister Vinyl"

Applebloom coughs "'Sister'? Are ya sure?"

Diamond nods "Well, Vinyl was adopted by the Philharmonica family after her parents died in an attempt to cash in on life insurance about a decade ago. Why do you ask?"

"Ah was talkin' to her, Lyra, an' Bonbon earlier an' from what ah saw, they seemed much closer than jus' sisters, adopted or not" Applebloom explains when Babs throws her arm around her shoulder "Yeh, I can see dat happenin'. So! 'Ow 'bout a game? Y'know, t' pass th' time?"

Sweetie claps her hands "Truth or dare!"

Everyone looks at her, Scootaloo hopping up smiling "Let's play that! I like that idea!"

Silver and Babs shrug, moving into a circle

Diamond smiles and sits next to Applebloom who nods "Why not? Should be interestin'"

Sweetie smiles "Okay, Babs, truth or dare?"

She smiles "Dare"

"I dare you to... put on the maid outfit my sister has hanging up in the closet over there!"

Babs blanches "... God dammit"

She sits down, a grimace on her face "I feel like a ho"

Silver pulls out her camera "You look adorable! How about a panty shot for all your fans?"

"If I didn' leave my Glock in my pants, I'd shoot ya dead" Babs mutters, pulling the questionably short skirt down

Scootaloo rubs her hands "Diamond, truth or dare?"

"Truth I guess"

"How many times have you and Applebloom done it? Wait, I already know that, I was there" she taps her chin "... Do you ever fantasize about Applebloom?"

Diamond blushes "... Yes"

Applebloom rolls her eyes "Considerin' how often ya space out, ah'm not surprised"

Silver clears her throat "Scootaloo, Truth or dare?"

"Dare me sucker" Scootaloo replies, grinning

Silver grins "Eat Sweetie Belle's cooking"

Scootaloo's face drains of color "I... I don't wanna die! Or be melted from the inside out! Or explode!"

Sweetie giggles "Well, I do have some of my leftover tuna, mac and cheese, egg, eggplant, vegetable and spaghetti casserole. I'll go get it!" she stands up and skips into the kitchen

Diamond stares at Applebloom and Scootaloo "... Does she know that should never exist? Ever?"

They both shake their heads as Silver points her camera at Scootaloo "I'd like to say that it was nice knowing you Scootaloo, but then I'd be lying"

Sweetie skips out with a blackened glass tray, doom, death, and deadly doom wafting from it

Setting it down next to Scootaloo, the unearthly looking monster of culinary evil stares back at her, blinking a few times

Diamond hold her nose "Sweets, what did the universe do to make you create such a monstrosity?"

Sweetie cocks her head "What do you mean? It tastes fine to me" as if to prove her point, she scoops some out and eats it, humming in pleasure "See? perfectly fine!"

Scootaloo shakily lowers her spoon into the horror and sticks it in her mouth

Her face turns every color of the rainbow and several garish patterns of plaid, paisley, polka dot, and somehow, a spiral before steam shot out of her ears, her nose seeming to try to wiggle off her face as she swallowed, a loud explosion emanating from her gut

Everyone watches as she lowers her fork into the monster, the eye blinking at her in mockery

"Scoots? Are ya okay?" Applebloom asks, worried

"... Ow..." she whispers, clutching her gut as a loud noise fills the room followed a groan of pain "... I think I just shit myself..."

Scootaloo walks out bow-legged and with a fresh pair of pants on "Shut up"

Everyone save for Sweetie fail to hide back their grins "I had no idea that Sweetie's cooking could do that"

Babs snorts "Ya know what we should do? Feed it ta everyone we don't like. That'll get 'em"

Sweetie hugs Scootaloo "I'm sorry! I thought I did good! I'll buy you a new outfit!"

Scootaloo grins "That's okay, how about a-mmph!" Sweetie leans up and kisses her before sitting back down "I... uh... what was I doing?"

"Eating that casserole" Babs says, keeping a straight face

"Right, eating the cassa- wait a second!"

Babs laughs and Silver rolls her eyes "You're incorrigible"

"If dat means 'awesome' then yes, I am" Babs says, cracking her knuckles "Okay, Tiara, truth or dare?"

"Truth?"

"Okay, how many people have you slept with before Applebloom?"

Diamond cocks her head "Do body pillows count?"

"... I have no idea what dat is so no" Babs says, scratching her head

"Then no one" she replies

"What about those rumors about you an' Rumble? Ain't that why he hates ya?"

Diamond snorts "He hates me because I keep dominating him in every game we play and he's a sore loser like his brother whom is slightly better, but no match for moi"

Sweetie nods "Yeah, so is Button"

Applebloom shrugs "Sweetie, truth or dare?"

"Truth!" she chirps, smiling

"Does Rarity have a whole closet full of outfits?"

Sweetie snorts "No!"

Applebloom crosses her arms "Thought she would-"

"She has a whole room!"

Silver smiles "Really? Let's go see"

"Oh. My. God." Silver mutters, the wall-to-wall carousel of dresses and clothing all pressed to perfection with a dance studio mirror going around the whole room and ceiling, the floor lighting up the room with white rays reflecting off the ceiling mirror making the whole room seem to be illuminated by pure, trapped light.

Silver pulls off a single spring ball-gown that would be more at home in "Beauty and the beast"

"Yeesh, ya sell all dis shiny junk an' ya'd be livin' pretty fer th' rest of yer life... an' up ta yer gran'chillin's lives too" Babs says, staring into a mirror with a tan jumpsuit with swirling dragons embroidered on it "'Ey, how much do ya think she'd be willin' to take ta part wit dis? 200? 300?" having forgotten what she was wearing, Scootaloo and Silver snap a few up-skirt shots

Sweetie skips over, holding a tag on the neck of the hanger up to the light "Not for sale until next month. This is one of Spike's designs so you'd have to ask him"

Babs deflates a little "Dang" she places it back but stops "... I know I ain't the type ta know fashion an' junk, but dis is missin' somethin'... I know! It needs somethin' on th' back! Like an insignia or some shit"

Silver walks over and stares at it "Yeah, compared to how the legs, arms, and body are ornately designed, a plain back seems kind of... 'Sloppy'? 'Lazy'? Or maybe it's just incomplete?"

Sweetie shakes her head "No, it's done. See? The tag has a red base, meaning it's finished and ready to be modeled. If it was blue then yes, it would be incomplete"

Diamond looks through Spike's design book "Hey guys, I think that his designs are based off others. Like look here"

They all walk over, the designs seeming to resonate with each one of them

Or the fact that the person wearing the designs are actually them

"I knew it! If I wasn't a bad ass an' cared 'bout my looks, I'd design dat jumpsuit!" Babs says, pointing to the sketch of her wearing the jumpsuit

Silver grabs a dull grey shirt with metal tassels, a matching pair of silk and denim pants in a matching greyscale "And this one is something that I'd wear!"

Applebloom flips through it "Ah don't see me in he- what the-?"

On the open page is her, wearing a scarlet-scale ball gown with amber trim and an her hair in an ornate bun, chopsticks with dangling apple shaped trinkets on the end

Next to her is Diamond, wearing a pressed grey and gold suit, hair draped over her shoulders and a confidant smile on her features, appearing to be some debonair gentleman

"There is no way I'm wearing that" both girls say in unison

Silver nods "Yeah, it would be the other way around, Bloom wearing a suit and DT in a dress"

Both girls stare at the other before nodding too

Scootaloo groans "Mushy junk time is over! Now find me and Rainbow!"

Flipping through the pages, Scootaloo grins upon finding her clothing "That is epic"

Standing cocky is Scootaloo with longer hair slicked in a classic Fonz style wearing a dark violet tracksuit missing the sleeves and with a blaze orange phoenix on the back, the wings over her chest and the neck around one side of her neck, the head below her throat like a glaring pendant

The next page had Rainbow Dash in a similar tracksuit except with sleeves, a rainbow lightning bolt on the back, thin sparks tracing around her body and to a blue cloud in the center, the rest of the tracksuit a dark magenta like her eyes, her hair unchanged from its usual lack of combing

All of them nod, even Applebloom "How come he uses us as models? Besides Sweetie, Silver, an' Diamond, none of us like fashion"

Head shaking all around as Sweetie ushered them out, shutting the lights off

Diamond looks around the room and smiles at Babs, still wearing the maid outfit "Babs, truth or dare?"

"Truth, I don' want ta look more ridiculous than I do now"

"Out of everyone in this room, who do you think could beat you in a fight?"

Babs shrugs "Easy, in terms of power, stamina, an' skill, dat'd be Applebloom, she hits like a fuckin' train"

Applebloom blushes "Ah do not!"

Sweetie pulls up the video of her at the gym causing damage to the ceiling and turning Spotter into a whimpering mess

"... Okay, so ah hit hard. So sue me"

Diamond shivers "I just want to know how you didn't kill me when we fought if you can do that kind of damage"

"Ah keep tellin' ya ah hold back against others!" Applebloom yells

Diamond nods and kisses Applebloom's cheek "I know, you're cute when you're angry"

Scootaloo makes gagging motions at the display "Okay! How about 'Never have I ever'?"

All the other girls shake their heads "No drinking"

"Target practice?" Babs suggests, grabbing her gun and pointing it at a mannequin

"No! How about we just stay in and maybe watch a movie?!" Silver yells, grabbing the gun

Sweetie claps her hands "I'll make popcorn!"

"NO!!" everyone yells, Sweetie rolling her eyes "It's microwave popcorn, I can't possibly screw this up"

8 seconds later

"EVERYONE! RUN! THE POPCORN IS REVOLTING! THEY'VE GOT COB GRENADES AND MUSTARD GAS!!" Sweetie screams, an explosion of the yellow condiment just missing her

Babs snorts "Yeah right, I'll go deal with them"

After a loud explosion, Babs walks back into the room with corn kernels stuck to her and soaked in mustard "Not. A. Word."

"That's what would happen" Diamond says

Sweetie rolls her eyes "That's not going to happen! I can make microwave popcorn!"

Scootaloo stands up "I'll watch her"

All the other girls salute her "May you return home safely"

Scootaloo salutes back, tears in her eyes "Should I not come back, tell my wife and unborn child I love them"

Sweetie sighs "Stop being so... over dramatic, it's like my sister's here or something..."

Diamond stops her salute "How much you wanna bet on explosion? I bet 20"

Applebloom smiles and pulls out a wrinkled bill "Nah, it'll mutate, that always happens when she uses the microwave"

Babs shakes her head, reaching into a Rainbow's wallet "No, it'll be half frozen on one end, burnt on th' other"

Silver grins at them, pulling a crisp bill out of her wallet "I think it'll be all three"

A loud explosion rips through the boutique as Scootaloo and Sweetie run out of the kitchen

"ICE AND FIRE MONSTER!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" Sweetie yells, a two headed red and blue amalgam of food crashing through the door, one head breathing ice onto everything, the other spitting flames after them

"Sweetie! We need to talk about your monster problem!!" Diamond yells, tossing Applebloom her blade

"Ah can't believe ah'm doin' this!" Applebloom yells, slicing the monster in two

Both heads screech as the blade comes down, splitting it in two

Applebloom smiles triumphantly "Well that wasn't so hard"

All of the girls are staring at the slowly rising twin monsters attempting to stand on unsteady legs

Applebloom sighs "They ain't down, are they?"

Both heads roar and fire a beam at Applebloom who in attempting to avoid the blast loses grip on the blade "DAMMIT!"

Diamond gasps and leaps over Applebloom, using the uneaten casserole as a makeshift shield that reflects the fire and ice beams right back at the opposing heads, the fire half sealed in ice and the Ice half melting, its soggy popcorn brain on the floor

All four girls shake their heads "Uhhh... stop tempting fate?" Diamond suggests, taking her money back

They all nod as Sweetie puts the packet into the microwave and pulls a stool up to it to watch as Scootaloo raids Rarity's refrigerator "Come on! She must have some wine coolers or something in here! All I see is that horrible cooking wine junk that Big Mac and Spike like to use..."

Sweetie stares intently at the microwave "Light beer for getting rid of boys is under the stage, it's not Buck Wiser but it's cheap and the mongrels that they are can't tell the difference if you slap on a paper label"

Scootaloo closes the door and walks over to the stage, lifting a panel that rolls out a refrigerated tray full of cheap beers and a human hand

"WHAT THE HOLY SHIT!!" Scootaloo yells, jumping away from the hand

"That's just Spike's idea of a joke, it's a bottle opener on the thumb webbing. No matter how many times Rarity restocks the cooler she always screams so I do it unless I'm not around" Sweetie says, her gaze locked on the microwave "Why isn't it working?"

Silver walks over and shows Sweetie a cord "You need to plug it in, Dumb Belle"

Sweetie scrunches her face up "I'm not Dumb Belle you perfect example of the forgone gilded age"

Silver stares at her with bemusement "The fact that I understood what you just said makes it a poor insult"

Sweetie plugs it in and pouts, Silver walking back to the circle "Stop pouting, it's not good for your skin!"

Sweetie glares at her "I can pout if I want! Now I need to watch the pop-"

The whole boutique shudders as the oven bursts into flames "Oh come on! How on earth did the oven burst into flames?! I'm using the microwave!!" Sweetie yells, throwing her arms in the air

Applebloom sighs and walks over to the fire extinguisher "Stand back"

Sweetie holds up her hands "That's empty! The new one is in the closet!"

"I got it!" Scootaloo yells, firing a stream of CO2 at the base of the flames

Shutting releasing the trigger, Scootaloo smiles confidently "I don't volunteer at the fire department just to break down doors, get set on fire, a tax deduction, and also to hose people for fun and not get yelled at. And being small compared to the rest makes it easy for me to duck under beams so... yeah, I'm hot and a model citizen"

Sweetie stares at the microwave as it dings, the door opening with the smell of butter and salt "Popcorn's done!"

Applebloom stares at her "Okay miss firebrand, what do ah do with this?"

"Take it to the fire department to be recharged if possible, if you can't, make sure to release all the pressure form it before recycling or trashing it. When it gets compacted with pressure still in it, it will go boom, and if there's enough, blow a hole in the compacter. If it's heavy you can take it to a junk yard or something, they'll take it"

Applebloom stares at her "Okay, that was actually informative"

"Or make it into a bong or something. Or we can launch it in the air and shoot it out of the sky so it explodes like a bomb" Babs says, taking the cylinder

Applebloom sighs "No, we can't do that. We could be hit by shrapnel or somethin'"

Babs scoffs "Not 'less we do it awesomely. Let's just wait 'til I get my bag, we can put fireworks an' duct tape on it ta keep it from blowin' outwards an' junk. I blast propane tanks off th' roof in Manehatten all th' time"

Silver groans "She does, it's gotten our street so much attention and yet the police can't catch her and her friends"

Applebloom shakes her head "Nope, not gonna let you do that cousin"

Babs rolls her eyes and tosses the cylinder back to Applebloom "Fine, yer no fun as always cuz. What's on th' TV?"

Diamond looks up from the remote "Currently? I'd wager something in Swahili or Arabic. I can't seem to get to the English, French, Spanish, German, or Russian channels"

"You speak all those languages?" Scootaloo asks, dragging a couch over to the TV

"Too much money, too much time, too much boredom"

Sweetie shrugs "You have the language lock on, let me see"

Sweetie presses a series of buttons and the screen warps before a roaring dinosaur appears

"Cool, 'Triassic Park III'" Babs says, grabbing a handful of popcorn

Sweetie rolls her eyes "I could show you dinosaurs but it's too late at night for time travel. How about... 'Superm-'" Diamond snatches the remote

"No bad movies that bastardize the comics and canon physics. How about some anime?"

"Do any of them have girls with huge knockers?" Scootaloo asks

"There's more to anime than that Scootaloo!" Diamond says, glaring at her

Applebloom sits next to Diamond, leaning against her "Ah really don't care, just tired"

Silver grabs the remote "There's 'How do they make it' on the Science channel. That's always fun"

"NERD!" Babs yells, stealing the remote "How 'bout some good, old fashioned, Wrestlin'? I hear The Hutt is going to take down Del Taco"

All of them groan "No wrestling!"

Babs throws up her arms "Fine!"

Sweetie takes the remote again "My house, so I get to choose first! And we're going to watch 'My pretty pony'! And that's final!"

Diamond stares at Sweetie Belle "Even I'm not that nerdy or... nostalgic"

Sweetie blushes "I like it... and it also has super cool monsters in it"

Scootaloo laughs "Like what? An angry cloud?"

"Well, dere is a giant dust storm creature" Babs says, yawning

Everyone stares at her, even Sweetie "What? Jus' cause I kick butt fer fun don't mean I don't know good TV. Sheesh, some people"

Silver rolls her eyes "That explains all the notebooks full of words, you've been writing fan-fictions, haven't you?"

Babs nods "Honestly thought that ya knew. I may not scream it but you'd think dat ya'd notice it. What do you think I do in my room, cheerin' and laughin' an' junk? Watchin' ponies an' stuff"

Silver rubs her temple "I need new friends. Some that aren't complete space cadets"

Babs shrugs "So I like ponies, don't make me less of a bad-ass mutha-fucka"

Applebloom groans "Shut up you guys, tryin' to sleep here"

Diamond rests a hand on Applebloom's head, undoing the braids and brushing it straight again, Applebloom sighing in comfort

Sweetie stares up at the screen, ignoring the others.

For it was a most crucial time for her

Pony time. It was pony time, and it cannot be ruined

Author's Note

Remember to always follow these rules of the proper pony party patrol procedures:

Cross-overs are epic (we would all like to see this right? or is it just me?)

Get your pony repaired every so often

self-explanatory

see above text

These are the first set of rules that can be followed and you won't have a problem with your pony or the pony police.

this PSA has been brought to you by the Paradise Estates company "ensuring that you and your pony are happy"

... I hope this is still random enough

Also, DO NOT EAT ANYTHING MADE BY SWEETIE BELLE. NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT LOOKS, IT WILL KILL YOU