Diamond tiara stirs, the blanket she was carried in thrown over her and a sharp pain in her ribs

Applebloom looks over at the cringing girl, concern in her amber eyes "Ah was worried ah killed ya! How do ya feel?"

"M-milked..." she groans, a hand slowly rubbing her breasts "Wh- how is my shirt in one piece?"

Applebloom cocks her head "Why wouldn't it be? Ah don't think ah kicked you hard enough to tear your shirt... sorry about kickin' ya by the way; knocked you out cold for the last two hours"

Diamond groans, pain still flowing through her like blood

"Ah tried callin' mah brother but he ain't pickin' up" Applebloom says, pulling out her phone

Diamond blinks "So... I passed out after you kicked me? Nothing else happened?"

Applebloom nods "Why? Did you expect to keep fightin' after you were out cold?"

"I had a... well, I guess you could call it a dream. I had a dream where after you kicked me I said that it was humiliating losing to you-" Diamond cringes, expecting a punch from the other girl

"And?" Applebloom asks, apparently letting Diamond's insult pass

"And You got an angry look in your eye, saying how that wasn't humiliating... and then you tore my shirt off" Diamond blushes "And then my bra... and when I threatened to see you put in jail you said that no one would believe me over you"

Applebloom nods "Sounds 'bout right"

"Th-then you dropped me, told me to stand on my hands and knees... and called me your personal cow" Diamond's blush intensifies, giving her pale face a color that would not be out of place on an apple "Y-you grabbed my breasts and started tugging, trying to get milk out of them... you did and when I tried to talk you..." She buries her face under the blanket thrown "Y-you spanked me... and..." she mutters into the blanket, feeling the girl's phantom punishment on her ass

Applebloom, sporting a similar blush leans closer to the trembling girl "What was that?"

"I liked it... it made me wet..." Diamond whispers, the farm girl's eyes widening "Ya... ya did?"

Diamond nods under the sheet "I came just from you milking me and sp-spanking me... twice. I... I have never been so humiliated in my life..."

Applebloom coughs "Well, ah know it was a dream an' all but if it helps any, ah'm sorry"

Diamond smiles a little "And I have never been so turned on either; or come so hard... so no apologies are necessary"

"'Cept for the kick" Applebloom mutters, her blush intensifying

Diamond nods, lowering the blanket "Except for the kick... Applebloom?"

"Yeah?"

"I feel like I need to apologize too... I would properly but I'm afraid my ribs might puncture my lungs" she smiles weakly, her blush nearly gone

"L-Like ah said, ah'm sorry ah kicked ya" Applebloom stutters

A knock on the door alerts the two girls of company "Come in!"

Big Mac and Gold Key walk in, the butler looking shocked and the farmer sporting a disappointed look

Diamond smiles, trying to hide her wince "I'm fine... I'm just... not fine"

Big Mac sighs "Ah'm sorry Gold, ah guess it wern't a good idea after all"

Gold nods and picks up Diamond "As am I Master Apple. But it is not a total loss, they aren't arguing"

Big Mac nods and motions for Applebloom to follow, disappointment still on his usually impassive face

"-An' ya kicked her?! What in Sam Hill is wrong with you?!" Applejack yelled, her face bright red from exertion

Applebloom cringes "It was instinct! An' ah apologized! She even accepted it! Ah'll go over there an' apologize until ah'm red in th' face!"

Granny smith looked up from her book "Not that anyone cares what ah think, if th' girl ain' filin' charges, it's all peachy keen... peaches, now there is a strange fruit"

Big Mac nods, either in agreement to the older woman's sentiments about the ordeal or the peaches, only he knew

Applejack sighs, rubbing between her eyes "Ah jus' don' know what to do with ya... ah want you to be her daggum best friend from now on. An' if me or Mac hear that yer fightin' with her, we'll tan your hide so fast that yer jeans will be th' brandin' mark. Understand me?"

Applebloom nods, still afraid of her sister's ire

"It's just a cracked rib. Nothing major Mr. Gold" the doctor says, Diamond wincing at the pain in her chest

Gold sighs in relief "Thank heavens for that. How much is this going to cost?"

The doctor shakes his head "No charge, I'm not even on the clock as of ten seconds from now"

Gold smiles "Thank you so much anyways"

Leaving the clinic, Gold turns to Diamond "I see that you aren't screaming for Miss Applebloom's blood, I take it you aren't angry?"

Diamond nods, pulling out her phone "Yeah, I just want to go home... sleep it off"

Applebloom's phone pings, a text from one of her friends no doubt

"What the-"

To: Applebloom

From: Diamond

Hi Applebloom. It turns out that I only have a cracked rib. I am on my way home from the clinic now and just wanted ask how you're doing

Applebloom shrugged

Okay I guess, how did you get my number?

A quick reply follows

It's written on the back of your phone. I saw it when you pulled it out earlier

Applebloom rolls her eyes "Of course..."

Yeah, I forgot I wrote it there when I first got it. Anyways, Applejack wants me to be your best friend from now on.

How's that sound for a plan?

Diamond blushes "Is... is she asking me out?"

Gold looks over "Is who asking you out?"

Diamond squeaks, having forgotten the butler's presence "N-nobody! I was just reading a text that she sent me about a guy she likes"

Gold blinks "Mistress Tiara, I have known you your entire life. I can tell when you're lying"

Diamond deflates "Right... Applejack said that from now on Applebloom has to be my best friend... and I thought that meant she was asking me out"

Gold smiles "Well why not ask? It's the most direct way to get an answer"

Diamond nods, typing slowly

Are you asking me out?

A few seconds later, a reply pops up

Do you want me to?

Applebloom blushes, typing furiously

I mean-

Yes

Applebloom paused "What?"

I meant it as a joke

Applebloom sighs, her heart thundering in her chest

...

I need to go to sleep, text you tomorrow

Diamond blushes bright red Why did I say "Yes"?! Is it because of that dream?!

She stands frozen in front of the door to her mansion, staring at her phone

"Mistress Tiara?" Gold calls, placing a hand on her shoulder

Diamond shakes her head "Sorry, spaced out for a second... I'm heading to bed"

Bounding up the stairs, she mutters an apology to a passing maid before throwing herself into her room "... God I am stupid! 'Yes'?!
What was I thinking?!"

Shuffling to her four-poster bed, a chime coming from her phone Applebloom?

Hey DT, how are you doing? I sensed a disturbance in your chakra from here

Diamond pauses, the gears in her damaged mind turning to comprehend the message

"Oh, it's Silver Spoon... why did I think it was Applebloom?" another thought occurs to her Why did I want it to be Applebloom?

Confused, sore, and a bit horny... Chakra? When did you start reading Naruto?

It's the Kama Sutra, eastern spiritualism originating in the middle east. Pick up a book without pictures someday.

And why are you sore and confused? Or horny for that matter?

Too much to explain over text. Facetime me

A few seconds later, Silver Spoon's face fills Diamond's screen "What's wrong?"

Diamond sighs "I got in a fight with Applebloom..."

Silver's face changes from concerned to disappointed "Again? And you couldn't have told me over text?" the bespectacled girl pauses "No... there's something else"

Diamond blushes "Y-yeah... when she knocked me out I had a weird dream"

"Ha ha 'Weird' or weird 'Weird'?"

"Uh... weird 'Weird' it started with me saying how-"

Silver Spoon holds up a hand "Do I need to make myself popcorn?"

Blushing more, Diamond shakes her head "No... I said that is was humiliating being beaten by someone like her..."

Back at the Apple family home, Applebloom is staring at her reflection, rubbing the bruises on her face "Ah hope these go down by
Monday, otherwise ah'll need some of Sweetie's concealer... ick" She shudders at the idea of using a frou-frou material for something like a bruise

Her phone pings "Huh, wonder who'd text me at night... probably scoots alertin' me to her next target"

Hi Applebloom

"Silver Spoon? Wonder why she's talkin' to me" the farm girl quickly sends a reply to her distant friend

Howdy Silver, what's up?

Well, if Diamond were a guy, her.

I think that my theory why she hates or rather hated just you and not Sweetie or Scoots is because she is actually in love with you
and you literally knocked some sense into her namesake. But this is all conjecture at this moment in time so if she makes a move on you...
Don't resist too much.

Applebloom turns this over in her head, translating Silver's words into basic language "Oh! Oh... Oooohhhh..."

So you mean that Diamond hated me so much because she loved me? What is she, a kid with a playground crush?

Applebloom reads what she wrote then types again

Not to say that she's immature! I mean, she is... but... feel free to assist in removing my foot from my mouth

I know what you mean Bloom, but that is exactly what it is. A playground crush that has done nothing but grow since said playground. She will either decide to devote herself to you or become a love struck stalker that will follow you until she either loses interest or dies

So if you aren't a woman of comfortable shoes, I suggest letting her down easy

Applebloom blushes "What do mah shoes have to do with this?"

And by easy, I don't mean kicking her in the ribs and knocking her out cold.

The girl blushes further "Sh- she told her?"

She told me everything in vivid detail... I recorded it so I could show Babs when she gets back from the store

Applebloom shivered "Ah forgot that Silver is shackin' up with Babs... strange how they both seemed to know a lot about each other even though they only met once"

Don't show her! All I need is an awkward holiday where she plucks details from me like a chicken!

Several seconds later, a reply appears, longer than the last

Vivid imagery there Applebloom. A chicken you say? I thought you were the farmhand that milks the cows-

Applebloom's blush deepens

• and I thought that Scoots was the chicken (Don't tell her I said that, she will skin me alive and then do god
  knows what with my corpse)

And Babs is a very inquisitive person (I know this for a fact) but she will also respect your privacy. Trust me, she won't bother you so long as you don't want to be bothered

Another text appears

And Silver already showed me it. Your secret is safe with us cuz

Applebloom's stomach dropped "D-dammit! Why not send a link to Scootaloo?! She'll get a kick out of it!"

"Get a kick out of what?" Scootaloo asks, looking over Applebloom's shoulder

Applebloom sighs "This thing that's goin' on with Diamond. Considerin' what has happened, you'd hover over me like a buzzard"

"I like to think of myself as a bird of prey like an eagle" Scootaloo says, counting down in her mind 3... 2... 1...

"SCOOTALOO?! Wha- how did you get into mah room?!" Applebloom yells, jumping away from the athlete

"The window, same as always" Applebloom looks to where the girl was pointing and her window was indeed open

Applebloom sighs "Ah need a crazy net like my sister has on her window... keeps Rainbow out of her room"

Scootaloo shrugs "Whatever, that just means I get to create another way in" She grabs Applebloom's phone "So... let's see what's going on between you and Snoberella"

Applebloom pounces on the girl, knocking the phone from her grip "Get off! Get off me!"

"Stop breakin' into mah room and takin' mah phone!" Applebloom yells, pining the much thinner girl to the floor with one hand

Scootaloo squirms, her well- defined muscles no match for the farm girl's well-honed body "Let me go! I gotta pee!"

Applebloom picks up her phone, rolling her eyes "Yeah right. You always use that excuse to try an' trick me into lettin' ya go"

Scootaloo's squirming intensifies "No! I'm serious! I really have to pee! and this is my last pair of clean underwear!"

Sighing, Applebloom releases her friend, the girl sprinting to the bathroom without a word

Diamond rolls in bed, unable to sleep Why can't I get Silver's words out of my mind?

Silver blushed, her eye twitching nervously "S-so you dreamed all that?"

Diamond nodded, a matching blush on her face

Removing her glasses, Silver groaned "I hate it when I'm right sometimes..."

"Silver?"

Shaking her head, she gave Diamond a mix between a happy smile and a pained grin "The reason why you had that dream is so obvious that I won't tell you why but allow me to give you a clue: 'The greatest love stems from the greatest hate'. Think about that"

The girl's face disappeared from Diamond's screen, leaving Diamond in utter darkness

"What kind of crappy love is that?"

I mean... I've hated her since grade school! Could... could that have been love all along?

"I'm not going to get any sleep like this..." Diamond mutters, rolling out of bed

All the signs point to it... "God I'm an idiot" she groans, pulling out her phone

Applebloom mulls over what Silver said Love me? She's hated me since elementary school!

Her phone pings "Must be Babs makin' fun of me again..."

Applebloom,

I don't know if you're awake but I just wanted to say that I think I love you. Silver told me that the greatest love stems from the greatest hate... I think that sums up my hatred for you all these years.

I wasn't lying when I said I enjoyed being humiliated...

Or maybe it was because you did it...

I don't know what it could be. What I do know is that I need to make all those years up to you

I surrender myself you. Starting tomorrow I am your servant to do what you wish until I have earned your forgiveness

Applebloom re-reads the text several times before laying on her back, her mind spinning like a top in a whirlwind "M- mah servant? why?"

Scootaloo laughs "Oh god this is hilarious! No... this is perfect! You can make her do the most degrading things I can think of! I have a journal full of ideas! Some are not necessarily illegal just not in good taste... I'm thinking having her walk around town with one of those shock collars and each time she does something you don't like... ZAP!"

Applebloom looks at her excited friend "Why are you still here?"

"One, I can't climb down trees. Two, I wanted to know what was going on. And three, I'm waiting for Sweetie Belle to get her plush rear up here"

As if on cue, a pale girl walks in, a simple yet elegant white dress reaching just below her knees walks in, pink and light lavender curls framing her unblemished face "Hi Applebloom!"

Applebloom waves tiredly to the girl, Scootaloo waving her purloined phone to her "Diamond says she's Applebloom's sex slave. Any ideas about what we make her do?"

Sitting down, the pale girl ponders, her face screwing into an adorable look of concentration "Apologize? Buy us some nice clothes... Let us go over to her house to hang out?"

Scootaloo groans "No! I meant like putting gator clips on her nipples and attaching them to my scooter's battery, making her walk around town with vibrators stuck in her, and we keep her on the edge so long that she's incapable of anything but begging for release... Oh! put itching powder in her ass and tie her hands in front of her for hours on end! That'll be a good start"

Sweetie blushes bright red "Wh- how do you come up with such perverted ideas?!"

"Internet, duh"

Applebloom sits up "No... I have an even better idea! We ignore it and move on with our lives!"

Sweetie nods and Scootaloo groans "Stop being such a party pooper hayseed"*

Applebloom sighs "She was talkin' to me, not you. So, besides mess with mah life, what else do you girls wanna do?"

"Well I had a feeling that you'd need some of my make up" Sweetie says, pulling out a large bag of cosmetics from nowhere

"Well, I want to strut around nude, maybe get into the cellar until I can't remember who you all are and wake up with a random girl in my arms and a bowl full of dried fruit on my head. So my usual Tuesday best case scenario"

Applebloom groans "How have you avoided being put in jail?"

"I run really fast when I'm naked and the girls wake up without pressing charges but complaining about a sore back. Except that one time I woke up with Pumpkin wrapped in wax paper; nothing but wax paper" she shudders "Luckily, she said I came in drunk and I told her I'd give her 50 bucks if she could get her brother to bake me a blueberry pie and then I started dancing with a cake mixer... before sticking it up my snatch and turning the crank 'cause it was a hand-powered one. She said it looked fun and after Pound ran up stairs to relieve himself, we took turns using cooking tools and assorted contraptions to please ourselves and then built a dragon out of her clothes and the stuff we used before eating the entire pie. I said she'd look cute with a wax paper dress and after some drunk dancing we fell asleep at the foot of the dragon. Pinkie was in the bathroom and recorded the whole thing in HD. I have a copy of it back at my house"

Sweetie had long since fainted and Applebloom's face sported a blush that would make an apple jealous and fire their tanning booth assistant

"What?" Scootaloo asks, cocking her head

"Ah can think of several laws you broke with such predjoo... prejuh... WORD!"

Sweetie sits up, "Prejudice" before falling back down, unconscious

Applebloom nods "That, you broke so many that you could get life in prison several times over!"

"What laws?! All I did was go to Sugarcube corner to get some pie!"

Applebloom groans, rubbing her head "Child pornography, possession of such, abuse of a cake mixer, vandalism, public drunkenness... need ah go on?"

"All circumstantial! And besides, she said it was fun!"

Applebloom groans "Just... go sit in the corner of shame while ah think about this... maybe sleep on it"

"But I-" Applebloom gives her friend an intense glare "Okay, I'll go sit"

"An' while you're up, pick up Sweetie, I don't want her sleeping on the floor" Applebloom commands, the other girl hefting Sweetie off the floor "She weighs like 70 pounds... what does she eat? Clouds?"

Applebloom shrugs "Maybe, wait, 70? that can't be right" she motions for Scootaloo to place the unconscious girl in her arms

As Sweetie is passed over, Applebloom gasps "Holy crow yer right! She's like a dried log! I bet if Big Mac tried to lift her he's launch her into the sky!"

The sleeping girl stirs and burrows closer to Applebloom's chest "Don' wanna go to school sis... wanna stay with you..."

Both girls feel a jolt of a familiar pain, one that that they experience constantly with Sweetie

A "D'aaaawww" moment

Then Scootaloo blinks, looking at her friend's chest "Your knockers aren't even in the same league as Rarity's. More like Twilight's but not as perky"

Applebloom glares at her friend "An' how do you know what Twilight's breasts look like?"

"Rainbow Dash has tons of pictures that I use as reference when I draw my comics. The Twilight and Fluttershy ones are the clearest but the Rarity and Applejack ones are taken a bit farther away and the windows are fogged up sometimes... the Pinkie ones because each boob takes up the entire picture and Rainbow had to have a custom one ordered to get both. Apparently Pinkie is the only one who wants to have her picture taken... Except Twilight or Fluttershy but Rainbow gets them drunk first so they don't say no and those usually have grainy cunt shots... what?"

Once again Applebloom groans "If you don't become a porn director ah'm gonna eat my underwear"

Scootaloo smirks "Well get 'em out. WAZZAM!" Scootaloo roots through her bag and pulls out a glossy DVD "I present to you 'Shared Stones'! My first ever pornographic video!"

Applebloom blinks "No way you directed tha-" Scootaloo roots through her bag, pulling out a binder "My screenplays and scripts"

"... You could've gotten those off the internet"

Scootaloo shrugs and inserts the DVD into Applebloom's player "Watch and learn of my cinematic brilliance"

Two hours later, Applebloom is thoroughly disturbed "That... was disgusting"

"You just don't understand the concept of slime vorarephilia and futanari" Scootaloo says as the credits roll, a picture of her posing nude with the words "A Scootaloo's coop production"

"... 'Coop'?"

"My publicist said that it was an unforgettable name"

Applebloom stands and removes the DVD "What? You want a copy or something?"

Bending the disc in half, Applebloom throws it to the floor and stomps on it

"Or not..."

Author's Note

* (this is Pinkie Pie's random rant about absolutely nothing brought to you by Sugarcube corner)
Pinkie nods "No one likes a party pooper! Except maybe other party poopers. What if a party pooper poops during another party pooper's party? Heh, try saying that three times fast! Whatifapartypooperpoopsduringanotherpartypooper'sparty? Whatifapooperpooperpoop- Ah! I can't say it without giggling!"

This has been Pinkie Pie
After the texting bit my mind just turned this out from nowhere. I laughed as I edited... and this raises many questions about Scootaloo and Rainbow
Stay tuned for more sexy junk that as an asexual I have no right to write... Right?