Applebloom stirs in her bed with a pounding headache, which was not all that uncommon because she bumps her head in her sleep because her bed is too small. But there was one irregularity in her room

The fact that sleeping right next to her is Sweetie Belle, the pale girl's arms wrapped around Applebloom's chest, her head on the farm girl's breast "Mmm... Mommy..." the girl coos, hugging tighter

Applebloom checks her own person slowly as to not rouse the sleeping girl. Her suspicions are confirmed when she finds that she is clad in only her pants and underwear

The same could not be said about the slumbering girl, she had nothing on but a happy look "Stop moving mommy... you're warm..."

On one hand I have confirmed that Sweetie is a very heavy sleeper and dreams about her family.

On another hand, she's nude in my bed and I can't remember what happened after I destroyed that video...

"Sweetie, wake up" Applebloom whispers to the girl

Sweetie whimpers and tightens her grip "Nnoo... lemme sleep..."

If Scoots sees us like this, she'll never let it go or even worse, traumatize Sweetie... again

The girl in question sits up, a tired look on her face "Mernin'... what's fer breakfast?"

Applebloom motions to her friend "Why is Sweetie stark naked in my bed?!"

Scootaloo blinks slowly, still half asleep "Wha... oh right! Well..."

After you smashed my movie (Which was not cool by the way) You said that you needed to forget what you just saw and I suggested that you could go into the secret stashes and drink enough hard cider to wipe the memory away. Well, either that or I hit you on the head with my trusty forget-me-stick AKA Scootaloo's hammer of wooden bonkage.

You groaned and went out to get the cider when Rarity called to tell us that she was having polite company over for the night and the next day and Sweetie would bother them. I agreed and she asked to talk to Sweetie

I told her that she had passed out and that we were watching a movie

Applebloom stares at her friend

"What? I didn't say that she fainted from the movie, just that she had fainted and we were watching a movie! It wasn't a lie, I just gave her the basic details!"

Applebloom groans, trying to free her an arm so that she could face palm "D-Dang this girl's grip is like an iron vise!"

Anyways, I told her that it was cool if she had to stay over or crash with me; I figured that she was going to get some and maybe that guy or gal could dislodge the forest from her rectum.

You came back with a whole keg and two mugs, looking pissed

"Ah got th' cider... already tested it... 's good"

Applebloom is surprised at how well Scootaloo mimicked her accent "You practice that?"

Scootaloo coughs "Why of course not Applebloom! Oh, do you want me to bathe you in cuteness? I'm really good at that" she says, a near perfect recreation of Sweetie belle who muttered into Applebloom's chest

"No, I do actually, Miss Bonbon teaches me how to do it after hours at her shop. Lyra also gives me lessons on how to pick up chicks and please 'em using nothing more than things you'd carry with you..." Scootaloo shrugs "It beats overtime"

While I drank one mugful you had already downed two and after a few minutes, I started to speak my mind.

"I wonder if Sweetie shaves her pubes. A prissy girl like her prolly does"

You were so hammered you agreed and pulled her dress off, as it turns out, she does have big honkers like her sister. After staring for a second, you pulled her leggings off and went on a rant about them for a minute before hiccupping and pulling her panties off.

The pristine skin of her catcher's mitt answered my question quite nicely. And after throwing an arm around her shoulder and holding her up, you yanked your shirt and bra off "Why is it that all th' fancy n' rich folks got massive boobs?!"

I laughed "Yeah! Wait, how big do you think Diamond's are?"

"I dunno... double D's ah think..."

After a few minutes of drunken conversation you fell over onto the couch asleep; being the good friend I am, I carried the keg back to the stash and then carried both of you and your clothes up to your room, and tucked you two in. I was too tired to dress you two so I just went to the closet, pulled out some blankets and a pillow, and slept on the floor until just now

Applebloom raises an eyebrow "You didn't do anything to us while we were passed out?"

Scootaloo raises a hand "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye"

Applebloom nods and motions to Sweetie "Mind gettin' this girl off me so I can feel my legs again?"

Scootaloo nods "Yeah, just let me stretch..." The girl yawns before standing up and bending her back 90° backwards, several pops and cracks emanating from her spine

lifting the blanket off the two girls, Scootaloo snakes her hands under Sweetie's arms "Mmm... milk..."

Sweetie whimpers "N-no... leave me alone Mr. Monster..."

"I'll violate every pore on your virgin body my sweet, sweet snack" Scootaloo says, her voice rumbling like a bad movie monster

The sleeping girl's whimpers turn to whines of pain "Pl-please let me go... ah!" she blinks and looks at Applebloom dreamily "Good morning Applebloom... why am I in your bed?"

"I put you in there Sweetie, you really have a good grip if Applebloom couldn't breakfree"

The girl turns to Scootaloo "I'm not strong... I just-" the girl yawns adorably "I just carry stuff for Rarity like Tom and her rolls of fabric... and I do some martial arts"

Scootaloo smiles "Yeah, if you learn how to cook without setting stuff on fire or it exploding you'll make someone a good wife"

Sweetie smiles sleepily, releasing Applebloom "... Why am I naked?"

Scootaloo coughs "I wanted to get your cup size and check if you were still a virgin and the only way I could do that is when you passed out. Applebloom was already asleep so I wanted to measure hers too. I was too tired to dress both of you so I just put you in bed with her"

Sweetie blushes "Oh... is that all? Okay... where are my clothes?"

Scootaloo roots around under the bed, pulling out a wad of clothes "Here ya go!"

Sweetie takes the ball of clothing and pulls them on, Scootaloo whistling and clapping "It's like a strip tease in reverse!"

Applebloom blinks "You ain't gonna faint or squeak?"

Sweetie blinks "Why? And why are you in my room?"

Applebloom sighs "Do ya remember what happened last night after you came over?"

The girl straightens her dress "I remember trying to apply make-up to you when Scootaloo started one of her stories... and then I woke up here"

Scootaloo stands, flicking some lint off her shirt "I thought you said you were over the sleeping fits?"

Sweetie shakes her head "I'm getting better but it happens every so often... so what's the plan for today?"

Applebloom's phone pings, Scootaloo diving for it while Applebloom pulls on her shirt "Let's see what we got here... 'Good morning Applebloom' How cute! She has your number! 'I was wondering what you have planned for today. If it isn't too much trouble, could I maybe hang out with you?' And she wants to hang out! Bow-chicka-wow-OW!"

Applebloom rubs her fist "Give me back mah phone 'fore ah hit somethin' important"

"My head is important! I keep my brain and junk in there!"

Applebloom takes the phone "Like ah said, important"

Sweetie rubs Scootaloo's head tenderly "I wouldn't hit you Scoots..."

Scootaloo looks up at her friend, a tear in her eye "Thanks marshmallow melons... what would I do without you?"

Sweetie ponders this as Applebloom steps out of the room "Lessee... 'Ah don't think that's a problem, just be prepared for Scootaloo'"

"Nah, me and Sweetie have a prior engagement with Rumble regarding video games. And Rumble hates DT" Scootaloo says, ushering a confused looking Sweetie out the door

Applebloom shrugs "Well that was weird... 'Forget what ah said, Sweetie and Scoots are goin' over to Rumble's so ah guess your stuck with me'"

Diamond zips up her bag as her phone pings. Pulling it over to herself, she reads the message, blushing as she goes

"Oh my god! A whole day! This is going to be so fun! 'Sounds like fun! Now I can really be your servant! Where and when do you want to meet?' Oh I hope I'm not coming on too strong..."

A few agonizing seconds pass before a reply pops up

You weren't kidding about the 'Servant' thing? Wow, I had no idea making it up to me meant that much to you. And Sugarcube corner whenever, I'm heading there now

Diamond smiles "Yes! And to prove to her that I'm serious, I'll walk there..." She turns to her bag, typing a reply "Do I have all the things I need?"

Sounds like a plan, see you there

Applebloom shrugs, slipping her phone into her pocket before grabbing a jacket "Well, hope that Diamond ain't going crazy over that 'repayment' junk"

Diamond struts towards Applebloom, completely unaware of two sets of eyes staring intently at her

"I thought we were going to Rumble's..." Sweetie whines, shifting on a tree branch

"I made that up, besides, Rumble gets a boner whenever you're around. I do too but that's because I know that all that air-headed acting hides a dominant personality waiting to take any number of guys or girls, I can't tell because your perfume throws off the scent of your estrogen. I know your sister is straight considering the number of times Rainbow says she's seen her eyeballing Spike. Off topic I know, but something needs to break the silence of this stake out"

Sweetie blinks "Scent? You can smell orientation?"

"Trick I learned from both Rainbow and sex ed. Gays usually smell like rotten lemons, lesbians like burnt popcorn, straight guys like rancid cheese, or as your sister's high society friends call, 'Fancy' or 'Imported'. Straight girls smell like wet grass after its been mowed"

"And what does Applebloom smell like?"

"Sweat, apples, leather, and burnt sugar. Meaning that she is unaware that she is gay. Diamond smells like perfume most of the time but in gym she smells of burnt sugar too, but hers is stronger so that means that she will possibly be a submissive lover"

Sweetie blinks "And you have a system worked out?"

"Yeah. it's pretty easy if you know what to look for"

"And could anyone learn to do it?"

Scootaloo looks away from her quarry "Sorry, You need to be a huge pervert or a biologist to learn it... What's with the-"

"You smell like burning leaves" Sweetie says, shrugging

"Funny, that's 'cause I'm bi... Never met a guy that works for me though..."

Sweetie pulls out a pair of pocket binoculars from her purse "... Why is Diamond just standing there? Is she nervous?"

"Looks like it. And Applebloom hasn't noticed her either" Scootaloo blinks "Wait, How could you know my smell? I never told you about... it"

Sweetie blushes "I... may read my sister's erotic novels from time to time, mostly trying to keep up with what you say"

Scootaloo smiles "Good for you! Pat yourself on the back!" She delivers a firm pat to Sweetie, knocking her from her perch

"Scoots!" she yells, dangling from a branch

"Oh Shit!" Scootaloo jumps from her branch and lands perfectly, holding out her arms "Let go!"

Sweetie gulps and drops...

Right onto Scootaloo's face

"Owwee..." the girl moans, when something wet moves along her leg "EEK!"

"Sweetie... you need to lay off the clouds, your butt is too bony" Scootaloo says, licking her friend's thigh again

She rolls of, blushing bright red "Sc-scoots!"

Scootaloo sits up, grinning wide "Not that a bony ass is bad, just doesn't give people anywhere to grip besides your knockers"

Sweetie blushes and whispers under her breath I... wouldn't mind you... gripping me...

Scootaloo shrugs and dusts herself off "Need some help up Sweetie?"

She nods and looks towards where Applebloom was "She's gone..."

Scootaloo shrugs "I'm worried more about you"

Sweetie blushes bright again "R-really?"

"Of course! You're so thin and meek that I'm aftraid if you got hurt, it might ruin that porceline skin of yours"

The pale girl's face burns hotter "Th-thank you..."

"Wonder where she- Oh!" Applebloom looks up, Diamond Tiara standing over her "Heya Diamond"

"H-hi... You do know that Scootaloo and Sweetie are spying on us right?"

Applebloom nods "So, whattaya wanna do?"

Diamond smiles, a blush forming on her face "Well... I want to repay you for my cruelty towards you..."

Applebloom sighs "An' ah said that ya don't have to. Let bygones be bygones an' all that" Applebloom smiles "So, what do you usually do for fun?"

"Well, I would be playing video games or practicing my fighting..."

Applebloom raises her eyebrows in amusement "Ah always figured that ya slept 'til noon or sat around surfin' th' web. Ah would be hangin' with mah friends... or keeping Scootaloo out of jail, it depends what type of mood she's in"

Diamond laughs, it sounding different to how it usually sounded Sounds kinda like one of those little blue flutes Sweetie plays when she goes into th' forest... animals seem to like it*

The girl blushes "Wh-what? Is there something on my face?"

"Hm? Nah, ah just noticed how nice your laugh sounds" Applebloom replies, oblivious to how nervous this made the other girl

"W-well if you want to hear more of it..." she shakes her head "Nevermind, have you given any thought to that text I sent you last night?"

Applebloom shrugs "Depends on which one yall're talkin' about. Th' one where ya said that all these years that yall've been mean to me was love seems a bit far-fetched but considerin' where we live... nothin' is too far-fetched" as if to validate her point, Pinkie Pie walks by on her hands, a tray full of milkshakes balanced on her feet "¡slɹıƃ ıɥ"

Diamond blinks "Did... did that sound like she was actually speaking upside-down to you?"

"Best not to think about it. That's th' Ponyville motto anyways" Applebloom says, the toned and yet plush legs attempting to fit into the brightly striped leggings of the girl standing right next to her, a pair of Groucho Marx glasses perched on a curvaceous butt staring at her "Excuse me! But I need to ASS you a question. Do these pants make my face look fat?"

Applebloom turns and blinks "Pinkie, why in th' world are ya walking on ya hands?"

"Simple! Dashie bet me an hour alone doing whatever I wanted to her hair if I worked the entire day on my hands! It does get hard to breath sometimes with my boobs trying to smother me, but this will be a cinch! And I also ran out of clips to hold my shirt up or down... meh" the girl shrugs with her legs "Anyways, here are your milkshakes!"

Bending one leg down and somehow removing her shoe and sock from the other, she removes two perfectly untouched milkshakes, using her toes to pick them up by the handle like a person would hold a champagne glass before walking away towards another table, her shoe and sock somehow placed back on her feet

"... HOW?! I mean, HOW?! No one can be that dexterous! It... it just isn't possible! And if it is, she must be a Yogi or a monk or something!"

"'Ey Boo-boo, how about we go snatch a picanic basket?" Pinkie asks, reappearing beside the yelling girl

"EEYAAH!!" she screams, falling out of her chair

"Diamond! Are you okay?!" Applebloom ask, nearly knocking over her glass which is put steady by Pinkie's foot

After blinking several times, Diamond stares into two large blue pools "I'm sorry I scared you"

"Wh-what are you?" she whispers as Applebloom helps her up

"Pinkie Pie!" the inverted girl chirps, walking away

Diamond shivers "Wh- what?"

"Don't-"

"Think about it, I know" Diamond sighs, sitting back down to drink her shake

After finishing their shakes, the two girls leave

Breaking the silence, Diamond looks at the other girl "I think what Silvy said is right... I think I have loved you for a long time"

Applebloom sighs "Iffin' ya say so... but why? What do ah have that one o' those fancy guys that you could meet through your dad?"

Diamond looks the farm girl What doesn't she have? "A rock hard body created from years of work, a nice voice, and good money sense"

"So... mannish, nice pipes, and cheap?" Applebloom says, smirking at the other girl's blush

"Y-you could look at it that way yes..."

Patting the girl on the back, Applebloom laughs "Yall're fun to tease. So, what now?"

Diamond smiles weakly "A romp among the bedsheets?"

Applebloom stops laughing "What? Why?"

Diamond sighs "Because I love you... and all my hate is turning to love... and I want to love you in anyway I can"

"Well... ah'm not sure how ah feel about that... I understand it, too much from hangin' with Scoots and ah like you... but this is so sudden and... well... ah'm not sure what to do"

Diamond nods slowly "Well... I just wanted to put it out there"

Applebloom sighs "How about we see where the day goes?" Ah can't believe ah just said that

Diamond brightens visibly, smiling wide "That sounds like a plan. Hey, isn't that Snips and Snails?"

Completely oblivious to the approaching pair, Snips and Snails stare at each other, arguing

"I am telling you that the expansion to include metronome creatures is nonsensical! I can't even figure out how to use them!"

Snails snorts "Shows what you are capable of, I on the other hand find it nice that the series is expanding"

"They just had ABC introduced! And Frequenous before that!" Snips retorts

"What are ya two nerds arguin' about now?" Applebloom asks, crossing her arms

They turn, Snails looking down to look at the shorter girl "We are arguing about the newest type of cards in Magic and Wizards. I say that the newest types are interesting, whereas Mr. Classic says that they are pointless"

Snips scoffs "That is putting it lightly! What are they, casts or creatures? It's 'Zoma the spirit' all over again"

Applebloom rubs between her eyes, trying to turn Nerd into Equish. "So... what I'm hearing is that ya don't-"

"I'm with Snails, Variety is key to the game's appeal, like Wirm types. I am still watching the fourth series so I'm new to the metronome idea. Of course I don't use theme decks so what do I know" Diamond shrugs, donning her usual smirk "Anyways, you two still have yet to beat me online but like I say each time, You are getting better, but so am I"

Applebloom stares at her formerly nervous friend speak in such a way "Wha-"

Snips nods "And the Telepath types before that. Man are those things killer on heath points"

"I think that all of the Combination and Frequenous creatures have healing abilities" Snails says, nodding to Diamond Tiara before walking past

Snips smirks "I almost beat you last time 'Duel_Queen_Diamondia' I just need to tweak my deck a little"

"In your dreams you 'Watermallow'!" she yells, both boys erupting with laughter

Applebloom blinks "What the heck was that?"

Diamond looks at her friend "Hm? Oh! I'm sorry about that, it's just that we all play the same card game and they haven't beat me yet"

"Why can't ya be like that all th' time?"

Diamond shrugs "I dunno, I just know them pretty well. And we go to the same gym so there's that"

"Gym? Ah thought that was a place to, as Scoots and Rainbow say 'A place to pick up sweaty girls and guys for a quickie'. Why they thought to tell me that ah haven't th' slightest idea..."

Diamond shrugs and points to a building "That's it right there, wanna check it out?"

Applebloom was floored by the smell, nearly retching "Wh- what on sweet Earth is that smell?!"

"Dozens of men and women trying to burn off beer bellies and mother-fat. I just come here to use the kickboxing- Hey Spotter"

A muscular man smiles at them, skin-tight tracksuit showing every rippling bicep and a sports cup the size of a baby's fist clenching an apple "Welcome Diamond! Who's your friend?"

"This is the youngest of the Apple family, Applebloom"

The man's face turns from smiling to scowling "Applebloom huh?"

"No! It's okay! She's with me!" Diamond says, blocking the giant's march

Land sakes! This guy's taller and more muscular that Big Mac! Applebloom thinks, watching the slender girl halt him

"..." he looks at Diamond then to Applebloom and then back "So... the usual work out?"

"If you're free that is" Diamond says, fluttering her eyelashes

Spotter nods "Yeah, I'm free, let's go... is she gonna join in or watch?"

Diamond turns "Wanna do some kick boxing Applebloom?"

Applebloom shrugs "Why not?"

"What in Sam Hill is this?" Applebloom asks, holding up a pair of pressed shorts

"My spare shorts, sorry if they're too big" Diamond says, slipping a bland grey shirt on

Applebloom shrugs "When in Roam as they say..."

Little did she know that the gym had no uniform, Diamond just wore that to hide in plain sight...

And to watch Applebloom strip

Like I thought, cotton panties... and now for the top... Diamond can barely suppress a squeal as Applebloom pulls her shirt off

Diamond is floored C-cups! Oh god, compared to her I am a cow... Mmh... Milk me Applebloom...

She feels a cool hand on her forehead "You okay Diamond? Ya suddenly went quiet an' now you're burnin' up"

She blinks, blushing at the proximity "F-fine, I was just thinking and it's hot in here"

Applebloom squints and nods slowly "You're lyin'. About what ah don't know... so where do we go?"

Thank god that Applebloom isn't naturally curious

Once again, the mountain of muscle looks down at them "Diamond doesn't need any help, ever kick box before?"

Applebloom shrugs "Ah know how to fight, tussle, and scrap, can't be to hard"

Spotter shrugs "Okay, show me your form"

Applebloom cocks her head "'Form'? You like how ah stand?" She widens her legs, one fist held up and the other held at her waist

"Tae-kwon-do?" Spotter asks

"Somethin' mah brother said would help defend myself. My teacher said ah was a natural but ah figured he says that to everyone. Do ah attack now?"

Spotter nods, Applebloom inhaling and loosening her stance before a quick jab hits the punching bag, sending it to the ceiling

"Uh... my bad?" Applebloom says, rubbing the back of her head

Diamond and Spotter's eyes nearly pop out of their sockets And... and I've been taking those hits for years?! Dear god, I must be near indestructible!

Spotter stares at the cylindrical dent in the ceiling "... We need a heavier bag"

Applebloom punches the new bag, sending it higher than the last "Whoops?"

Spotter's jaw drops "Okay, heavier bag"

"WHUMP!" the next bag nearly breaks through the ceiling "Uh... sorry?"

Spotter's eyes twitch "ANOTHER!"

"CRACK!" the bag breaks through the ceiling, hitting the tiles on the other side

Spotter's whole body starts to twitch, Diamond rubbing the bruise on her ribs in pain "G-Get another!"

"CRACK! CRACK!" this time the farm girl sent the bag through the ceiling twice, the weight of the punching bag pulling down several more tiles "... Ah swear, this-"

"H- HOW?! GET ME THE HEAVIEST BAG WE HAVE!"

Applebloom looks up at the hanging bag, a steel skeleton holding it up "Are ya angry about the other ones?"

Spotter's face is tense, his body twitching uncontrollably "Just try this one..."

Applebloom rolls her shoulders and inhales slowly, before punching the bag, everybody in the entire gym holding their breath as they watched

The bag moved, one of the titanium chains breaking as it swung, heading towards the girl who punched it again, repeating this for several minutes before another chain snaps, the other two buckling with the weight, bending the steel skeleton with an ear-piercing screech that shatters several windows and glasses

"Ah..." Applebloom stares at her slightly bruised fist "Ah guess ah don't know mah own strength... Ah damn, how much is this going to cost?!"

Everyone looks at Spotter who has turned into a silent mess of muscle and surprise "How did- how can- I don't even- I need to go..."

The crowd retreats to what they were doing, several stragglers texting furiously, looking back up every second to take pictures or just stare wide-mouthed at the wreckage of the boxing room and the comically large punching bag

Diamond stares, still rubbing her ribs in phantom agony as they walk around town

"What's with th' look?" Applebloom asks, curious

Diamond gulps "You... you somehow punched a half-tonne punching bag with titanium links and a steel skeleton, snapped two of those chains, and it bent with the bag's weight and you only have a bruised hand. Are you a super hero or something?"

Applebloom blinks "It was heavy lookin' ah just punched it like ah did to you, just didn't hold back. Doesn't take much to snap rusted titanium already straining. Ah just did like ah was told and hit it, A bit more than ah could've thought ah could but ah guess that means ah do have th' Apple family spirit"

What kind of spirit gives you super-human strength?! Well, besides The Specter, Deadman, Uncle Sam, and J.J. Thunder, and his predecessor, Johnny Thunderbolt... except those were aided by 5th dimensional djinns, God I'm a nerd

Applebloom stares at her suddenly silent friend What's goin' on in that pretty little head of yours? Wait, did ah just call her "Pretty"? Ah did! Do... do ah like her? Nah, you'd have to have holes for eyes to not see that she's not pretty... DANGIT! Ah did it again! What the Sam Hill is wrong with my head today?!

Both girls gasp, banishing their thoughts "... What were we talking about?"

"Comics?" Diamond guesses

"How pretty you are?" Applebloom says, covering her mouth with a hand as a blush grew Stupid! Why did I have to say the first dagum thing that popped into my head?!

Diamond blinks "Y-you think..." she gulps nervously My heart won't stop hammering"I'm pretty?" she asks, her voice cracking

Applebloom looks around her "Of course... ya'd have to be blind not to see that ya are... not to say that there's anything wrong blind peop- Mm?!"

Diamond leans in, closing her eyes and pulls Applebloom into a kiss, shutting off the farm girl's rambling

"Just shut up and kiss me" she says, pulling the girl back into the kiss

Okay, Applebloom thinks to herself No one ah know is here... unless their behind me- Oh sweet chestnut this feels good!

Diamond releases Applebloom, the stunned girl rigid "Applebloom?"

Applebloom shakes her head, dispelling most of the shock "Wha- what was that for?"

Diamond blushes "L-like I said before... I love you..."

Applebloom nods "Ah remember... that was... new" she gulps "Can't say ah didn't enjoy it..."

Diamond squeals "Really?!"

"Really... could ya let go of me now?"

Diamond gasps and removes her arms, blushing still "S-sorry! It seemed like the thing to do"

Applebloom rights herself "That's cool, just don't grab me like that... Oh fer' th' the love of..."

Diamond turns around, Scootaloo, Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Sweetie Belle who was sitting on the man's shoulders stare at the two.

Scootaloo smirks "Told ya so"

Author's Note

WOW! Lots going on here, and for reference, Spotter looks like a beefier version of Brody Fox
And when I was told by blobmaneatsme that I forgot the title, I saw that I had 69 likes! XD
Dear Luna my sides!