"Winona, stop lickin' me..." Applebloom mutters, the dog in question licking her bare waist

Not listening to her command, the dog continues its assault on the girl's belly button before moving lower, Applebloom's pants suddenly missing as Winona licked her slit

"Whoa! Who taught ya to do that?" Applebloom asks, her cheeks flush

The dog takes another lick before spreading Applebloom's lips with her tongue, lapping hungrily

Applebloom moans, pleasure flooding her senses "St-stop... Ah'm gonna- Ah!" her sentence dies her throat as she came, coating the dog's muzzle with fluid

"Delicious..." Winona says in Diamond's voice

Wait, what?

Her dog fades away, Diamond Tiara in her place "Good morning Applebloom!"

Applebloom stares at the girl, her mind processing the scene in front of her

"Diamond... why are ya lickin' me in my sleep?" Applebloom asks flatly

"One, because I love you. Two, because you taste amazing. Three, I wanted to wake you up"

"... Would you mind not doin' that? Ah dreamt you were my dog" Applebloom deadpans, laying back "... This carpet is soft"

Diamond smiles and lays next to Applebloom, kissing her nose "Good morning"

"Good morning... Morning?! How long was ah out?!" Applebloom jumps, looking around the room, the sunrise illuminating the room's windows

Diamond shrugs "Well considering we got here around 5 in the afternoon and my clock says it's about half past 6... 12 hours?"

12 hours?! Ah spent my whole night asleep on the floor?! Oh god I'm lazy Applebloom thinks to herself

Slender arms wrap around her chest, Diamond kissing Applebloom's ear "Don't worry, if they called here, Gold would told them something... Wanna go for round 3?"

Applebloom runs her hands over Diamond's arms, pondering what to do "Nah... ah need to get home to think about what ah almost did to ya... sorry"

Diamond nods, turning Applebloom around before giving her a kiss "I understand, if you want to talk about it, you have my number. I'll go to the bathroom to change if you want to put your clothes back on"

Applebloom nods, picking up her discarded clothing as Diamond sashays into the bathroom

Either she is doin' that on purpose, or that's just how she walks... Applebloom thinks, mesmerized

Walking out the front door of the mansion, a familiar pickup sits in front of the gate, her brother and Gold Key talking at an outdoor table

"Big brother?"

Big Mac looks up, nodding to the girl before setting a mug of what she could tell was coffee "Thanks fer th' hospitality Gold"

The thin man smiles "It was no trouble Master Apple, I haven't seen the young mistress so happy before yesterday. And tell your grandmother I said hello"

Big Mac nods, motioning for Applebloom to get into the truck

Once they leave, Applebloom fidgets nervously Does he know what happened last night?! No, he can't, Diamond locked the door... but we weren't exactly quiet either...

"Ah don't know what happened to ya to make ya stay overnight, an' ah'm fairly sure ah don' want to know" he says, dispelling Applebloom's nervousness

Applebloom sighs in relief

Big Mac smiles at his sister, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes "Ah can't say th' same for Applejack though"

Applebloom's face drops "Horseapples"

Walking through the door, the smell of breakfast hits Applebloom's nostrils "Never noticed how hungry ah was..."

"Well breakfast is for people that work, an' last ah checked, ya haven't worked" Applejack says, washing dishes

"But Siiiiiiis..." Applebloom whines, giving her sister a pleading face

Applejack turns "Tell me what ya'll did at th' Rich's mansion, and ah might consider givin' you a servin' of food"

Applebloom blushes "Ah... ah don't think ah can..."

"Then no food for you" Applejack says, turning back to the dishes

Applebloom whimpers and walks to her room, her stomach growling

Laying down on her bed, Applebloom tries to take her mind off her hunger

"What's on your mind?"

Clocking Scootaloo in the jaw, Applebloom sighs "What ah'm gonna do for food"

Rubbing her jaw, Scootaloo shrugs "Why didn't you eat at Diamond's?"

"'Cause ah didn't want to impose"

"Weak. Well what happened? Strange foot sex or something?" Scootaloo asks

"No, where did ya get that idea?"

"A little birdy in a tree outside Diamond's room told me" Scootaloo says, smiling wickedly

Applebloom sits up, grabbing Scootaloo's shirt "Ya spied on us?! What the hay Scoots?!"

"I wasn't alone! Rainbow was the one holding the camera!" Scootaloo says, trying to struggle out of her shirt

"WHERE. IS. SHE?" Applebloom asks, holding the girl to her face

Scootaloo grunts and crosses her arms "I can't divulge that information, I am sworn to keep such secrets kept close and not revealed to anyone who is not a lodge member."

Applebloom grins "Ah'll get it out of ya somehow, how about we go to the barn? Big Mac just got this new doohickey that looks like a barbed Corkscrew with a motor and a few clamps for sturdiness"

"I will not break... I am strong... I will not break..." Scootaloo chants

The acres are perfectly silent, not even a single birdsong is heard for the many miles that it makes up. A haven for those who are afraid of loud noises and others. In fact, there was one sitting in front of a tree, her long pink hair obscuring most of her face, her light blue eyes focused on the sketchbook in front of her, a smile in her thin lips; her more than modest breasts trying in vain to burst through the cotton sundress.

Yes, this was a Kodiak moment to be sure, a serene scene meant to be immortalized for all eternity, a goal for those who wish to be in harmony with the world around them. A moment rarer than any animal or insect. Big Mac took a moment to pull out his old camera and shoot a short movie, one hand turning the crank and the other holding it steady*

Unaware of her watcher, the girl continued to sketch, her brow furrowing in concentration for a moment before the girl smiles again, lowering her pencil to the paper again. Big Mac smiles too, not out of love or anything personal, he just enjoyed how utterly quiet she was while the world around her could be so loud. The camera clicks, signaling it is out of film, Big Mac setting it down and then pulls out a camera, snapping a few pictures of her from every angle before smiling in triumph, a rare moment held in eternal memory.

A good thing too, the silence was then mowed down by a primal scream of pain coming from the barn behind him "OH MY SWEET STRAP-ON'S ATTATCHMENTS!!! IT IS DRILLING INTO MY ASS!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! OH GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING CUNT! BY THE IMMORTAL GOD OF SEX EROS, MAKE IT STOP!!! Wait, what is tha- OH SWEET MERCY ON A USED TOILET! IT BURNS!!! THERE IS HOT SAUCE IN MY HOLE!!! I CAN FEEL IT LEAKING INTO MY RECTUM!!!" a shrill voice screams

Big Mac ponders if he should investigate or go on with his day and hope it worked out

"Nope" he muttered, walking away

Inside the barn stood Applebloom, several bottles and cans filled with liquids and powders, a bottle of hot sauce in one hand, a strange device of dubious application in the other.

Below her, butt in the air is Scootaloo, her face flush with pleasure and pain "Aagh... nggm... hhhrnngghh... she mutters, her tongue plastered to the side of her face

Applebloom looks at the soaking ball of pleasure her friend had become "Ah need to wear a sound-proof headset when ah do this..."

Scootaloo doesn't answer, opting instead to wave her tongue in the air for a second

"You gonna tell me where Rainbow is?"

Scootaloo nods "Sugar... cube corner... making copies... gonna give one to AJ later... post it on... blog..."

Applebloom nods and walks out of the barn when a needy whimper comes from her friend "Mind... putting the hammers in?"

Sighing, Applebloom grabs a rubber mallet and slides the handle into Scootaloo's soaked snatch, plugging in the small electronic piston machine the moaning girl built before shoving it into Scootaloo's bruised and reddening anus before walking away, the athlete screaming nonsensical things**

"Ah have some damn messed up friends..." Applebloom says, running towards the bakery

"PINKIE!" Applebloom yells, running through the door

The baker looks up from her current project, Rainbow Dash strapped to a dented metal chair "Yeah?"

"... Ah was going to ask you to stop Rainbow from makin' copies of that video she made yesterday, but it looks like you already have"

Rainbow struggles in her bonds "I was about to, but then Pinkie stuck me in this thing! I thought you'd want to be famous!"

Applebloom looks up at Pinkie "Is it cool if I hurt her a little?"

Pinkie shakes her head "Nope! I need her awake so that I can style her hair!" Pinkie's smile widens, her hair seeming to lose some of its curl

"I'm going to make you so damn pretty my little Dashie... I wanna see your colors run through the air... it will be delicious..." she whispers into Rainbow's ear, the athlete's face paling

Applebloom shrugs and grabs Rainbow's bag and roots through her pockets "Lessee... Gum, wallet, box of condoms, assorted tools, allen wrench, spare clothes, cell phone, smoke bombs, granola bars, and a camera without a memory card" she turns to the shivering athlete "Pinks, mind doin' a cavity search?"

Pinkie salutes and disappears for a second, reappearing with a dentist's outfit. Opening Rainbow's mouth, she looks around with her mouth mirror "No cavities! And I see that Dashie's diet of apples has kept her teeth clean!"

"No, ah meant like her bra, if there was anything hidden in there"

Pinkie nodded, her dentist costume replaced by that of a security officer, a curly pink mustache and 5 o'clock shadow on her face "Like this?"

Applebloom nods, the hyperactive baker shoving her hand down Rainbow's pants

"Hey! Hands off the merchan- Oh yeah..." she moans, falling limp

Pinkie pulls her hand out, a small flash drive wrapped in plastic wrap held in her hand "I knew you were a mule!"

Applebloom grabs a few napkins and takes the flash drive from pinkie who is searching Rainbow's bra "Hm... no WMD's here... no pockets..." she pulls her hands out, sticking them in the back of Rainbow's pants, the athlete jumping with a start before moaning and relaxing again, Pinkie pulling out a plastic tube with a number of memory cards in it

Pinkie clicks her tongue "Shame on you Dashie! Hiding things!"

Rainbow blinks and blushes "Never can be too careful..."

Applebloom takes the tube, walking away slowly from Rainbow "Okay then... ah'll just go now..."

Pinkie waves and Rainbow whimpers "My porn..."

Applebloom knocks on the door to the boutique, Spike opening it with a cup of tea in his hand "You here for Sweetie Belle?"

"Yup, need her computer smarts for something"

As if on cue, Sweetie Belle skips through the door and hugs Applebloom

Spike closes the door, Rarity's voice calling him

Applebloom pats her friend's head "Good to see ya too Sweetie... mind lettin' go now?"

Sweetie nods, releasing her friend "So what's the plan for today?"

"Ah need you to help me sift through Rainbow Dash's collection of... 'Movies' and to delete the one she shot of me and Diamond spendin' the day together"

Sweetie smiles and pulls from her bag a small device "I built this last week, it's an audio networking and unification system! It searches all of the videos for certain words and sounds and also allows you to splice together a series of clips and bits into a new video! It will revolutionize movies, music, and videos forever!"

"... Sweetie, the acronym for that would be ANUS... maybe a new name?" Applebloom says, pointing to the capital letters on the top of the machine

Sweetie Belle stares at the letters and blushes "Oh dear... I may need to rethink this one..."

Applebloom shrugs "Most of these came from an anus so..."

Sweetie looks up "What?"

"Nothin', here are the memory cards"

The girl takes the tube and drive and smiles "How about we go to a café? I'm kinda hungry"

"Whatever ya want Sweets"

Sipping her dark coffee, Applebloom watches Sweetie place the individual memory cards on a gridded tray sticking out of the A.N.U.S., a soft tune coming from the girl's lips

She looks up and pushes the tray back in, the machine humming to life, a list of videos appearing on the screen

Sweetie hands her a microphone "Now hold this button when you want to put in the sounds that you want to find"

Applebloom nods, thinking back to yesterday

"I can kill ya like this... what are ya gonna do?" she says, shivering at the memory of her actions

After a few seconds the screen shows one video, a headset placed over Applebloom's ears "Wha-"

"So that you can listen to the video in piece" Sweetie says, sipping her tall half-skinny half-1 percent extra hot iced mocha, split quad shot (two shots decaf, two shots regular) latte with whip, chips, cinnamon, no sugar sweetened, naturally processed coffee.

In other words, the whitest of the white coffee imaginable, or her "Usual"

Before hitting play, Applebloom grabs the coffee "This ain't coffee"

Sweetie grabs it back "Yes it is! And I like it this way!"

Applebloom groans "Just... please stop acting so... prissy"

She huffs "I'm not prissy... I just don't like bitter coffee..."

Applebloom sighs "Fine, but my point is that must be the whitest coffee in the history of coffees"

A man with a framed certificate walks by and hands it to Sweetie Belle "Congratulations Miss Sweetie Belle, that is the whitest coffee in history, you are going to be in the Guinness book of records"

Sweetie squeals and jumps in the air, a smile on her face that would undo blindness and cataracts. Hugging the man, his blood pressure and bent spine fixed by some unknown force. Sweetie began to dance, giggling sweetly, everyone stopping to watch the display of adorability, their aches and pains dispelled.

Yes, Sweetie's purity and cuteness could heal, a power she did not know she had. of course, not everyone benefitted from this

Far away, a few people feel white-hot lances pierce their flesh, their perversion and corruption struggling to remain whole

"D-Dang it Sweetie... Don't you know you're killing me?" Scootaloo grunts, the tools of her pleasure disappearing back to where they belong

Rainbow groans, her head dropping in defeat, sweat soaking her body "Ugh... Urrrrghh... so... pure! It burns! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP!!!"

President Celestia lurches in her chair, holding her chest in agony "Oh god... it's so... powerful!! I... need my... porn..."

VP Luna, her sister, watches her elder struggle, her laptop in her lap and cell phone held in her slender fingers "I think not sister, You need to kick this habit. How better than when a wave of purity hits?"

Celestia gives her sister a pleading look "Please... I'll die..."

VP Luna smiles, popping her gum "Then I get to be President, what's my motivation?"

"Sisterly love?"

Luna ponders this and shrugs "Okay then, I'll just set it right down here..." she places the technology just out of Celestia's reach "Have fun sister~"

But those three are perverts, and at this moment, are unimportant

Sitting back down, Sweetie beams at Applebloom "Spike said that he was going to call the Guinness book of world records about my coffee, but I thought that he was kidding! And this morning he said that if I got coffee here, I might get something special! I'm gonna be in a book Applebloom!"

Applebloom nods dumbly, her eyes still glazed by the wave of purity and cuteness that soaked the nation

Sweetie gives the man another hug, he walks away, feeling like he found enlightenment

Applebloom shakes her head, the man returning with another certificate "And the record for being the most adorable thing in the history of everything, congratulations"

Sweetie squeals and faints adorably, soft snores coming from her half-open mouth

Applebloom just blinks and plays the movie Yup, some very strange friends indeed

Author's Note

* like the one from "The judge"
** Where in the world did all this stuff come from?! I didn't plan this but... it just shows how strange Scootaloo is, or as some would say, open. I think it came from this story I read last week for information on electrostimulation and the like... I have way to much time on my hands I guess...