Mary-Sue comes to Visit

Pinkie Pie was baking, her eyes fixated on the blue bowl she had an arm curled around, a hoof holding a spoon, which swirled patiently in the brown, chocolaty smelling batter. Pinkie looked at the label on the bowl a friend had given her. Its label read "(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Glitter for my senpai!". She frowned. "This was my glitter bowl!.. Oh well." She continued mixing, and watched the batter, realizing. ".. I hadn't put any glitter in it yet! Silly me." When suddenly, Applejack came through the door. "Pinkie! There ya' are I was lookin' fer' ya! Me n' Twilight founda' new mare wanderin Ponyville and shes pretty nice! Wanna come meeter'?" Applejack had a strange tone to her voice, which worried Pinkie Pie. But she nodded, put the batter in the fridge, and walked out with Applejack, and headed towards the library. As they were walking closer to their destination, a thought popped up in Pinkie's mind. "Why didn't I meet her first? I'd know if there was someone coming in!.. I think." In the library, a gorgeous white alicorn sat next to a large, oak bookcase to the left. Twilight was practically wrapped around her hoof, listening to the story she was telling, saying nothing, and she didn't even seem to be blinking.. She was just staring at the mare. The gorgeous mare had a beautiful white coat, a long, swaying hot-pink mane that Pinkie assumed she had dyed, rainbow-tipped feathers on her wings, and..

"Why the absolute BUCK IS THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY YOUR CUTIEMARK!?" Pinkie shouted in alarm, seeing the mare's cutiemark. The cutiemark had.. seven, gems in the shape of the Elements of Harmony, but the seventh was a rainbow-colored heart with pink accents. The middle of her flank had a sun, the same as Celestia's, but was overlapped by the moon on Luna's cutiemark, creating a dark circle in the middle of the sun and moon portion. Her mane was messy, swirly, curly, shiny, wavy.. All at the same time, yet it didn't look horrible. "..Okay then." Pinkie's entire body shook for a small moment. "Pinkie? Why did you twitch?" Twilight asked, the only thing she had said since Pinkie entered. ".. Theres a doozy coming.." She muttered. "So, hello. Your.. Pinkie Pie, right?" The alicorn said, and stood. She was the same height as Twilight, a slight upward angle near her haunches. She looked recently made into an alicorn. "Right.. my cutiemark." She groaned. "My talent is everything, anything, anyone, anyWHERE." She said, with a sinister smile that made Pinkie shiver. "..Even murder?" She joked. Twilight and Applejack both gasped in shock, but the mare's smile didn't fade. "..Yes." She said, surprisingly serious. Twilight and Applejack giggled, unlike them, as if they did it on cue. She looked at Twilight, then back at the mare, and got a good look at her eyes. Bright red, green eye-whites, and purple mist. "..Do you use dark magic?" She questioned. The mare gasped, and very dramatically, she began to cry. "Ho-how-howww could you assume that of all the things?! (╥_╥)" She cried and somehow spoke emojis, but Pinkie could tell they were crocodile tears. "PINKIE GET OUT! YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN THE LIBRARY UNTIL You apologize to.." Twilight nodded to the mare, as if saying 'say it for me'. The mare spoke. "me. My name is Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue. But you can call me Mary. Now leave, Pinkie." Applejack and Twilight scowled as Mary shoved her out the door. Pinkie was in complete shock, having no idea what just happened. "..Did she just kick me out?.." She muttered quietly, then stormed off to find a pony with sense in their mind. Somepony she could trust to know a way to fix this.. either Zecora or Fluttershy.. maybe Rainbow Dash, she has to deal with Gary-Stu all the time online. "Zecora it is.. until i figure out how the hay i say her entire name. Fluttershy would probably need to know that to help me report her to Princess Celestia..and Rainbow Dash too. Wait. Maybe Spike!.. No, hes there. He met.. her. I need Zecora."